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    Image of JLady JLady
    02:35 PM

    In reply to American Music Awards: Stand & Deliver
    I kind of love Alicia Keys' dress, although I might have styled it with different shoes.
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    12:07 PM

    In reply to American Music Awards: Stand & Deliver
    Leona Lewis is obviously a Batman fan.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11:55 AM

    In reply to American Music Awards: Stand & Deliver
    Relax, Bobby Trendy. Your picture only got taken because they thought you were Lady Gaga. Go back to ineptly applying pink feathers to things and being irrelevant.
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11:43 AM

    In reply to American Music Awards: Stand & Deliver
    I'm gonna go ahead and say it: I'll probably laugh every time I see a picture of Reba McEntire for the rest of my life.

    "That’s because a girl like Reba’s got just what I need, with big broad shoulders and a red-ass weave."
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    11:07 AM

    In reply to American Music Awards: Stand & Deliver
    I bought sparkle tap shorts Saturday. I wore them to do laundry and go to the dog park Sunday. Point? When wondering what to wear, the answer is ALWAYS "sparkle tap shorts."
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    Image of HannahBethD HannahBethD
    11:43 AM

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: You've given me an item on my list of things to accomplish before the year is out. Thank you!
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    Image of dandelionbrowne dandelionbrowne
    12:12 PM

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo:
    I own several pairs that I've made myself and I prefer to refer to them as "the shiny panties of happiness". My ass is a disco ball of hope and light.
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    Image of sayah sayah
    12:12 PM

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: that should be my new life motto. When in doubt: dazzle!
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    01:56 PM

    @sayah: I got a sparkle blazer Saturday as well when I was buying a shirt to wear to the boyf's parents' place for Thanksgiving. When the boyf saw the blazer, he was like "NO. WEAR THAT TO THANKSGIVING."

    "When in doubt: dazzle!"
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    Image of sayah sayah
    02:17 PM

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: We should have a flag or something.
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    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    02:55 PM

    @sayah: We non-dazzlers would be blinded by it's mere shiver in the wind, as we should be.
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    Image of sayah sayah
    02:56 PM

    @TildeMarks: Ah, yes. See the Twilight-survival-guide from yesterday. :D
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    11:03 AM

    In reply to American Music Awards: Stand & Deliver

    Rihanna's dress is the opposite of Jennifer Garner's doily dress. I just wish it were a bit more structured in the waist area.
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    Image of lafleur lafleur
    12:04 PM

    @Ailatan: And a bit less revealing in the front bum-al region.

    (ETA: hyphen for clarification about made-up word)
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    12:08 PM

    @lafleur: I agree.

    #tips
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    Image of BlueMorpho BlueMorpho
    11:03 AM

    In reply to American Music Awards: Stand & Deliver
    Phoebe Price and Bobby Trendy at the same event? To paraphrase Ned Flanders, looks like the AMA's are easier to get into then Arizona State.
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    10:59 AM

    In reply to American Music Awards: Stand & Deliver
    You can call me an ADD 8 year old attracted to shiny objects, but I love Selena Gomez's and Kristen Bell's dresses. And if that's wrong then I don't want to be right.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    02:37 PM

    @pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Selena Gomez was my fave of the bunch. Sequins everywhere? Perfect!
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    10:43 AM

    In reply to American Music Awards: Stand & Deliver
    Did Leona Lewis just take her dress from the European VMAs and rip the gauzy stuff off the bottom? Because I know it's a recession and I guess stars should reuse dresses, but maybe you should wait a month or so before trying to pass off a statement dress the second time at the second massive music award.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    10:41 AM

    In reply to American Music Awards: Stand & Deliver
    1) Is that Jeanine Garofalo standing behind Paula Abdul, talking to the cops?

    2) How can Rihanna sit down in that dress?
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    10:39 AM

    In reply to American Music Awards: Stand & Deliver
    Please step this way, Chani Christie, it's just a step to the left.
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    Image of scarletbegonia scarletbegonia
    10:39 AM

    In reply to American Music Awards: Stand & Deliver
    Tap shorts are a funny trend. I for one would like to put unfortunate dance recital costumes of my childhood behind me.
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    Image of camera_obscura camera_obscura
    10:48 AM

    @scarletbegonia: I had a chicken costume (for a dance recital) that covered most of the current trends: fringe, glitter, feathers, neon, and it was a bodysuit, so I wore it without pants.
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    11:09 AM

    @scarletbegonia: I bought sparkle tap shorts and a sparkle blazer this weekend. Not that I'd ever wear them together out of the house, but I did spend a large part of yesterday IN my house wearing both and soft shoeing in my jazz shoes (I figured my neighbors below me would appreciate me keeping my taps off).

    It was a blast.
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    Image of sequined sequined
    11:48 AM

    @scarletbegonia: I keep mine for Halloween purposes. (And maybe sometimes non-Halloween purposes...)
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    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    02:58 PM

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Now I'm just convinced that I'm missing out on sparkle tap shorts. Think I can find them in a mega-plus size? My holiday season would be complete.
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    Image of gold_gato gold_gato
    10:38 AM

    In reply to American Music Awards: Stand & Deliver
    wow, this is all really really bad and, strangely, futuristic & dated
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    Image of hortense hortense
    10:41 AM

    @gold_gato: It's like a prom scene from a 90s teen film, right?
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    Image of JerkoftheMonth JerkoftheMonth
    11:26 AM

    @hortense: It's totally the prom dance sequence in She's All That.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    10:38 AM

    In reply to American Music Awards: Stand & Deliver
    Is number 1 really Carrie Underwood? For some reason she looks nothing like herself, here. Am I crazy, or is that someone else?
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    10:41 AM

    @GirlFailer: Okay, I see now, there's a picture mix up. Weird, it says Carrie Underwood when I take it out of gallery mode, but when I look at it in gallery mode it says Kristen.
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    Image of crotchety crotchety
    12:38 PM

    @GirlFailer: Thanks for asking. When I saw the faux Carrie Underwood I decided she didn't do "bedraggled" very well. Now I realize she didn't look at all like herself because it wasn't herself.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    10:37 AM

    In reply to American Music Awards: Stand & Deliver
    If you had told me this event took place in 1999, I would have believed you. Everything on this red carpet was excruciatingly y2k.
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    Image of IndignationCoordinator IndignationCoordinator
    10:43 AM

    @hortense: Ugh, you aren't kidding. Next up in the evening's festivities: an epic group dance number set to "The Rockafeller Skank".
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    Image of hortense hortense
    10:44 AM

    @IndignationCoordinator: Either that or Adrian Grenier slides down the Millenium statue to win Melissa Joan Hart 4eva.
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    Image of drinkwater drinkwater
    11:54 AM

    @hortense: Except in 1999 Nicole Kidman was unassailable on the red carpet.

    Now she is . . . assailable.
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