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    Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards

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    11/06/09

    In reply to Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
    Dear Lil Kim,
    Thank you for making me feel better about my own, equally-droopy, left boob.
    Love,
    Snarkordie #mtveuropemusicawards
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
    The best interpretation of "Sex Bomb," ever, in the history of the world. #mtveuropemusicawards
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    11/06/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Is it wrong that I feel a tingle in my nether regions? I think it is. #mtveuropemusicawards
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
    The Hoff looks like he stole that outfit off of a drunk and unconscious Wayne Newton impersonator. But, ya know, whatever works.

    B, Katy Perry, and Joss Stone are all stunning. #mtveuropemusicawards
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
    Did anyone else read Doda's outfit as Dodai's outfit and wonder why our beloved editor was at the MTV Europe awards, particularly dressed as a comedy explosive device?
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    11/06/09

    @gherkinfiend: :::raises hand sheepishly::: I thought "what?" #mtveuropemusicawards
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
    I like that Beyonce's dress seems inspired by "Metropolis."
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    Edited by Tchotchke at 11/06/09 10:54 AM Tchotchke was starred Tchotchke was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/06/09

    In reply to Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
    Lil Kim looks nothing like she used to. Remember? She was so cute. And now she looks like a cartoon. I'm not trying to be judgy, I'm just expressing a bit of sadness that anyone feels the need to re-do themselves like that. And on a lighter note, Joss Stone! Where have you been!! Sight for sore eyes, that one. Dayum. #mtveuropemusicawards
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards

    I don't know Miranda Cosgrove, but for a second I thought she was Nina Hagen's daughter, Cosma Shiva. #mtveuropemusicawards
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    11/06/09

    @clockwise is a asexual vampire: She's on Nickelodeon. She's the titular character in iCarly. #mtveuropemusicawards
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    11/06/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Ah, thanks! It looks like at 23, I'm already too old for recent pop culture... #mtveuropemusicawards
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    11/06/09

    @clockwise is a asexual vampire: I'm 23 and I only know because my 12 year old step-sister watches iCarly a lot. It's a particularly watered down version of the "HAHA IT'S RANDOM!" humor that Nick was pushing with All That in the 90s with an actual plot about a webshow thrown in for good measure. It's what would happen if you put Hannah Montana and All That in a blender and pushed puree. #mtveuropemusicawards
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    11/06/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Is it terrible that I'm 27 and very familiar with Ms. Cosgrove's work without having a Nickelodeon-aged child in my life? I just think she's adorable - and she always looks young and appropriate, instead like some Slutty McNuggets. #mtveuropemusicawards
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
    For someone who "isn't drinking" the Hoff has the totally smashed look down. #mtveuropemusicawards
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
    What is happening with Asia Argento's left boot? Did someone take a large bite out of her ankle on the way inside? #mtveuropemusicawards
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
    I kinda wish Beyonce's dress was short. As is, that's a LOT of metallic. #mtveuropemusicawards
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
    Did the Hoff think he was going to an MJ tribute with that sequined blazer/tie combo? I mean, I'm not judging since I will buy ANYTHING that is sequined/bedazzled/sparkly, I'm just saying. #mtveuropemusicawards
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
    I am going to have to steal that dress from Katie Perry.

    It is incredibly important that it be ON MY BODY right now. #mtveuropemusicawards
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
    I e-mailed this DirtBag to my dear boyfriend, and this was his response:

    "Jewish People to Jon Gosselin: We don't want you either."

    I think we should turn this into a petition. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
    I used to drink a lot of iced tea but then my voice dropped and I got hair in strange places. It did help me win my championship belt though. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
    Ang Lee had a sex change? I am all sorts of confused by what he is trying to say. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @phantom lady: i know. it took a trip to wikipedia and then a couple re-reads before i realized what he was saying. #seanpennhugochavez
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    10/30/09

    @remedies: oh OH. the reading it 4 times helped. he can direct woman's movies without being a woman so he can do an LSD scene without having done LSD. #seanpennhugochavez
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