Nobody Likes Pitbull and JLo’s World Cup Music Video

Seeing as the World Cup is a pretty big deal, it would follow that the official song of the World Cup would follow suit. So it's a pretty big deal that 'We Are One (Ole Ola),' the official World Cup 2014 song by Pitbull and Jennifer Lopez is a huge flop. The video debuted Friday to mixed and disappointed reviews. » 5/18/14 3:49pm 5/18/14 3:49pm

Shakira and Rihanna Need to Stop With the Faux-Lesbian Posturing

Honestly, nothing would make me happier than Rihanna and Shakira having a hot and heavy lesbian relationship. In fact, I’d also be pretty happy about Rihanna and Shakira convincingly playing same-sex fuckbuddies in a music video. And yet, their new video together, “Can’t Remember to Forget You,” has me remembering… » 2/03/14 7:00pm 2/03/14 7:00pm

Scarlett Johansson's SodaStream Partnership Turning into a Nightmare

Scarlett Johansson has stepped down as an Oxfam ambassador following criticism for her decision to star in an ad campaign for SodaStream. The company owns a factory in an Israeli settlement in the West Bank; this is something Oxfam International fundamentally opposes, on the grounds that businesses that operate in… » 1/30/14 9:11am 1/30/14 9:11am

Shakira and Rihanna's New Single Is an Underwhelming Island Party

The moment we have been waiting for has come. The two mononymous divas Shakira and Rihanna have finally released their new single, "Can't Remember to Forget You," and it's...um, it's alright.

Rife with reverb, it's a pop-rock-meets-reggae record — a quite literal mashup of Shakira's and Rihanna's distinct sounds. … » 1/13/14 12:20pm 1/13/14 12:20pm

Zoe Saldana Totally Fine With Her Weight Being on the Cover of Allure

So here's a thing! Zoe Saldana's Allure cover prints her weight like she's a slab of nova at the Zabar's fish counter. The dek under her name reads: "115 pounds of grit and heartache." (The rest of the dek: "—117.6 pounds after quinoa lunch; 114 pounds after bikram yoga, 0.00 pounds in space" — was cut for design… » 5/16/13 9:00am 5/16/13 9:00am

Chris Brown Scares Neighborhood Kids with Goblin Murals, Apparently

The unlucky rich people living next to millionaire pop singer/domestic abuse enthusiast Chris Brown have taken issue with a series of grinning, fang-toothed red goblin heads that he’s had painted on the curb of his Hollywood Hills home. Apparently, the goblins are scaring all the neighborhood children. » 5/12/13 11:30am 5/12/13 11:30am

Gwyneth Paltrow Tsk-Tsked for Shilling Kiddie Bikinis

The British anti-child abuse advocacy group Kidscape is pissed off that Gwyneth Paltrow hawks bikinis for four to eight year-olds in her latest GOOP newsletter. She captioned images of the swimwear, a collaboration with designer Melissa Odabash and exact replica of adult bikinis sold on the site, that it's "great for… » 4/23/13 9:00am 4/23/13 9:00am

Lindsay Lohan Borrows Designer Dress, Unsurprisingly Returns It in…

So Lindsay Lohan asks to borrow a designer dress for the amFAR gala from stylist Phillip Bloch, whose number she got from Charlie Sheen. Is any part of what I just said a valid reason to hand over a $1,750 dress of intricate beadwork and gossamer fairy tits and silkworms that only eat free-range food and drink fair… » 2/21/13 9:00am 2/21/13 9:00am

Lena Dunham Proclaims Herself Not That Fat 'For Like, Detroit'

Professional semi-endearing obnoxious person Howard Stern has backtracked (not apologized, he clarifies) from ragging on professional semi-endearing obnoxious person Lena Dunham. After Girls co-star Jemima Kirke tipped Dunham off that Stern had called her "a little fat chick who sort of looks like Jonah Hill and keeps… » 1/17/13 9:00am 1/17/13 9:00am

Nick Stahl Appears Just Long Enough To Masturbate In Public

Poor troubled Terminator 3 actor Nick Stahl now has a glossy senior picture in the Paul Reubens Academy Yearbook: Stahl was arrested around dinnertime last night for jerking off in the private booth of a porn store in Hollywood. The LAPD booked him for a misdemeanor (lewd conduct) and he was released a few hours… » 12/28/12 9:00am 12/28/12 9:00am

Kim Kardashian's Kitten, Mercy, Has Died

Oh my fuck, this is the saddest thing, not to mention positively Dourtney-esque: Kim Kardashian's four-month-old teacup Persian, Mercy has died. After discovering she was allergic to cats, Kardashian had passed Mercy on to Khloé Kardashian Odom's assistant, Sydney Hitchcock, whose 12-year-old cat had just died. All… » 12/08/12 11:30am 12/08/12 11:30am

Ashley Judd's Political Career Looking Pretty Real

Recently Ashley Judd spoke to Senator Kirsten Gillibrand about possibly running for Senate in 2014. Alternatively, she might wait until 2016 to go up against Kentucky Republican and spawn of Ron Paul, Rand Paul. State Democratic senator Rep. John Yarmuth says that Judd's beyond your average pompous Hollywood liberal:… » 12/04/12 9:00am 12/04/12 9:00am