You are invited to the baby shower of Shakira and her soccer player husband Gerard Piqué. She will sit in one of these chairs. There will be ribbons. He will wear a pretend "Is this over yet?" expression of grief. In reality, he is as much excited about the pending miracle of life.

In today's Tweet Beat, Katy Perry has been doing a lot reading lately, Michael Strahan nails the photobomb and Shakira is here to make you feel old.

You know things are getting serious when Shakira steps in.

Seeing as the World Cup is a pretty big deal, it would follow that the official song of the World Cup would follow suit. So it's a pretty big deal that 'We Are One (Ole Ola),' the official World Cup 2014 song by Pitbull and Jennifer Lopez is a huge flop. The video debuted Friday to mixed and disappointed reviews.

Today in things that make us nervous, Britney Spears and Lady Gaga are supposedly planning a duet. Do we really need this?

There's a lot of glamorous pop goddess going on in the video for "Can't Remember to Forget You."

The moment we have been waiting for has come. The two mononymous divas Shakira and Rihanna have finally released their new single, "Can't Remember to Forget You," and it's...um, it's alright.

Rife with reverb, it's a pop-rock-meets-reggae record — a quite literal mashup of Shakira's and Rihanna's distinct sounds. …

Rihanna and Shakira are on the verge of releasing a song together, and today, RiRi posted the single art on her Instagram account. The ladies are very carefully posed, and they look good. Maybe too good. Did they really even pose in the same space at the same time?

Robert Pattinson tooled around Los Feliz in his pickup truck with a ping-pong table in the back and It-girl/Elvis Presley's granddaughter Riley Keough — who is also a friend of Kristen Stewart's — in the passenger seat. Like the beginning of a Taylor Swift song, isn't it?

So here's a thing! Zoe Saldana's Allure cover prints her weight like she's a slab of nova at the Zabar's fish counter. The dek under her name reads: "115 pounds of grit and heartache." (The rest of the dek: "—117.6 pounds after quinoa lunch; 114 pounds after bikram yoga, 0.00 pounds in space" — was cut for design…

The unlucky rich people living next to millionaire pop singer/domestic abuse enthusiast Chris Brown have taken issue with a series of grinning, fang-toothed red goblin heads that he’s had painted on the curb of his Hollywood Hills home. Apparently, the goblins are scaring all the neighborhood children.

The British anti-child abuse advocacy group Kidscape is pissed off that Gwyneth Paltrow hawks bikinis for four to eight year-olds in her latest GOOP newsletter. She captioned images of the swimwear, a collaboration with designer Melissa Odabash and exact replica of adult bikinis sold on the site, that it's "great for…

Although Adele and her people have been meeting with Harper Collins to discuss a possible book deal (with a seven-figure offer), it won't be a memoir because, at 24, she thinks she's too young.

So Lindsay Lohan asks to borrow a designer dress for the amFAR gala from stylist Phillip Bloch, whose number she got from Charlie Sheen. Is any part of what I just said a valid reason to hand over a $1,750 dress of intricate beadwork and gossamer fairy tits and silkworms that only eat free-range food and drink fair…