Amy Poehler Is Dating Nick Kroll, Much to Our Delight

So THIS is The Best, Inc.: Amy Poehler has oh-so-quietly been dating fellow comedian Nick Kroll of The League and Best Week Ever. The two nommed on food at a restaurant on Sunset Boulevard, and "sources" (a busboy? a napkin ring? O'Brien from Downton Abbey?!?! WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE) say that it wasn't the first date for… » 4/02/13 9:00am 4/02/13 9:00am

Heidi Klum Saves Son Henry from Drowning in Terrifying Evil Riptide

First order of business, when I become lady-president, THE OCEAN WILL BE ILLEGAL. Seriously, that shit is just a big wet menace full of teeth and ghosts. And the other day it tried to steal away Heidi Klum's son Henry and both of his nannies, prompting AquaKlum to jump in and save their lives in some epic mom-heroics. » 4/01/13 8:00pm 4/01/13 8:00pm