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    Salty Aussie Outraged At Accusation Of On-Road Oral

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    Image of jenrobe jenrobe
    10/14/09

    In reply to Salty Aussie Outraged At Accusation Of On-Road Oral
    This story is unusual for the Northern Territory News in that it does not involve a crocodile.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    10/13/09

    In reply to Salty Aussie Outraged At Accusation Of On-Road Oral
    I've only gotten road-head on highways. Never in-town - too dangerous. Although I have been driving along behind someone and seen a door open, a spit, and then a female head pop up, so I know others do it.
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    Image of Dictator for Life Dictator for Life
    10/13/09

    In reply to Salty Aussie Outraged At Accusation Of On-Road Oral
    Having read The World According to Garp, I think I can solve this. Does the guy still have all his dick? Yes? He wasn't getting road head.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    10/13/09

    @Dictator for Life: I just read that book not two weeks ago, and when I got to that scene, I practically went catatonic. I have read some fucked-up shit in my day but nothing compares to that scene.
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    Image of Highsmith Highsmith
    10/13/09

    In reply to Salty Aussie Outraged At Accusation Of On-Road Oral
    It's noyce. It's different. It's unewesyual.
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    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith promoted this comment Highsmith was starred Highsmith was unstarred
    Image of rixatrix rixatrix
    10/13/09

    In reply to Salty Aussie Outraged At Accusation Of On-Road Oral
    Why is it always so much more awesome when people from other countries swear? Or people swear in other languages? I love her sarcastic denial - not only does it seem clear she's telling the truth, but she makes everyone else look like a fool in the process. Well done, m'lady, well done.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/13/09

    @rixatrix: The best native language swears that I've encountered have been in Spanish. Every country has their own special and very colorful swears! So many names for the penis!
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    Image of Highsmith Highsmith
    10/13/09

    In reply to Salty Aussie Outraged At Accusation Of On-Road Oral
    Before I die, I just want to read ONCE that there was a car crash because a guy was giving a woman driver head. Just ONCE.
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    morninggloria promoted this comment Highsmith was starred Highsmith was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/13/09

    @Highsmith: In order for that to work, the man would have to have a pipe cleaner neck or actually be Gumby. And who wants to receive cunnilingus from Gumby?
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    10/13/09

    @Highsmith: I can picture this being possible, however, she would have a hard time reaching the gas and brake with her feet. Would also require an accommodating placement of steering wheel...
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    Image of thePrototype thePrototype
    10/13/09

    In reply to Salty Aussie Outraged At Accusation Of On-Road Oral
    True story. I had just finished preforming the aforementioned act with my husband on the drive home from work, and about 15 - 30 seconds afterwards we were T Boned by a drunk driver on my side of the vehicle.

    Thank Science we were both okay and no one was the wiser.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    10/13/09

    @thePrototype: Thank Science! I love it!
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    10/13/09

    In reply to Salty Aussie Outraged At Accusation Of On-Road Oral
    I'm fine with the sexy antics, but I'm horrified that her daughters were in the car with her at the time.

    And just hanging out, no less! Very unsafe.
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    Image of boobookitt boobookitt
    10/13/09

    In reply to Salty Aussie Outraged At Accusation Of On-Road Oral
    If she was giving head while wearing a seatbelt, we can at least applaud her for having safe sex.
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    Image of FroderickFronkensteen FroderickFronkensteen
    10/13/09

    In reply to Salty Aussie Outraged At Accusation Of On-Road Oral
    Is road head illegal? Because it seems to me the act itself should be "time served."
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment FroderickFronkensteen was starred FroderickFronkensteen was unstarred
    Image of Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
    10/13/09

    In reply to Salty Aussie Outraged At Accusation Of On-Road Oral
    Did she say that in court? If so, I applaud. Actually, it's really refreshing to hear someone speak so frankly about anything.
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    10/13/09

    @Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: Well, no. If you actually read the article, it says that she was talking to a newspaper at the time.
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    Image of jenilane jenilane
    10/13/09

    In reply to Salty Aussie Outraged At Accusation Of On-Road Oral
    I believe her, but I would love to know the rest of the story...like why her boobs were hanging out with a $5 stuck in them (physics?)?
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    gold_gato promoted this comment jenilane was starred jenilane was unstarred
    Image of gold_gato gold_gato
    10/13/09

    @jenilane: "Just another Tuesday night at the Humptey Doo!"
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    Image of SlayBelle SlayBelle
    10/13/09

    @jenilane: I keep money in my bra all the time. I happen to be a busty lass, and I hate taking bags into clubs, plus I don't want to be pickpocketed. So important things are tucked into my bra, and occasionally, into my cleavage.
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    Image of WestMantooth WestMantooth
    10/13/09

    @jenilane: Call the Scooby gang!
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    10/13/09

    @SlayBelle: And this is just one of the many reasons I no longer handle money with anything but my hands. No offense to you and your cleavage, of course, as I am sure you both are lovely. But still.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    10/13/09

    @jenilane: Indeed. In high school, I got in an accident and one of the fellows in the back seat was eating a Pop-Tart and drinking Cherry Coke. When the car came to rest, I had a wet, sticky feeling on the back of my head (which I thought was blood), and there were bits of Pop-Tart stuck to the windsheild.
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    Image of SlayBelle SlayBelle
    10/14/09

    @whynotshesaid: No worries. If I have to work with money, I keep a nice bottle of sanitizer around. That shit has loads of germs.

    However, what else did you use to handle money with? Your mouth?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/13/09

    In reply to Salty Aussie Outraged At Accusation Of On-Road Oral
    Sounds like the only thing blown was the tire.
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    Image of hfree hfree
    10/13/09

    In reply to Salty Aussie Outraged At Accusation Of On-Road Oral
    practicing one of the top ten most overrated sex acts, on-road fellatio,After The World According to Garp I'm surprised anyone would even attempt it anymore. Ouch.

    And that strap burn is really impressive. I still have a bit of a scar between by breasts from a necklace charm I was wearing in a car accident when I was in high school. All my injuries were from the seat belt, which is a good thing.
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    10/13/09

    In reply to Salty Aussie Outraged At Accusation Of On-Road Oral
    I would like to go drinking with this lady. She sounds like she might just be my new best friend. Anyone that says "hung like a donkey" and needs to be bleeped 5 times in a 3 sentence quote is my soul mate.
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    Image of newyorkette newyorkette
    10/13/09

    @thecameralovesyou: Just don't trust her choice in designated drivers!
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    10/13/09

    @newyorkette: Touché.
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    Image of Peace.Love.Hair Grease Peace.Love.Hair Grease
    10/13/09

    @thecameralovesyou: Is VH1 making another Rock of Love season? Homegirl would fit right in. This woman rocks.
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