Relationship Tip: Write an Essay About Your Ugly, Unfuckable Husband

Love is hard. Relationships are tricky. If you have problems in your marriage, try this: take a deep breath; count to ten; then, write an essay on the internet about why your husband is just not sexy.
The Best Places to Hook Up With a Ghost This Halloween
Do you remember your first time? With a ghost? This is embarrassing to admit, but I'm still an ectoplasmic virgin. I know, I'm 32 and I've never had a sexual encounter with a ghost. But it's not too late! Here are America's sexiest haunted hotels where you might get it on with a ghost.
Get Turned On at the Antique Vibrator Museum
The Antique Vibrator Museum is the brainchild of founder Joani Blank, who decided to put her 20-years-worth of antique collecting on display in order to educate the general public about the cheeky history behind the vibrator. Turns out, Sears was selling your Grandmother more than just vacuum cleaners in the 60′s. The
Chill Out, Everyone: You Can Still Get Freaky on Camera and Have It Not End Up Online
An alarming study that claims the "vast majority of homemade porn and private photos end up online" has recently been reported on by CBS News. How much is the vast majority, you ask? Well, the ol' Columbia Broadcasting Station is saying that up 88% of your lo-fi sex vids and pictures could end up on internet porn…
Porn For Straight Girls: The Pen Falls To The Naked Sword
We've been a little girl-heavy over here, don't you think? I'm recommending another paysite this week, Naked Sword, but as the slightly goofy name might tell you, this one is all boys, all the time, doing other boys. [Fleshbot NSFW]
Dredging Up Anna Wintour's Sexy Past
Anna Wintour may claim otherwise, but she used to work for Bob Guccione. Not at Penthouse — next door. "Anna was no prude, but she felt like she was working in a sewer."
Today In Obvious: How Not To Get Laid
Struggling to decide which synthetic housecoat to purchase this year? Here's a convincing argument against the Snuggle Suit, aka the "enemy of sexual appeal." Which makes sense - we can't really imagine a Snuggle Suit Sutra working nearly as well.
So Long Queef: "New Names For Sexy Stuff"
If the words "eating out" make you, like the author's friend, think of "a pig at a trough," you'll welcome the concept of new nomenclature for intimate acts. (Glaring omission: "missionary.") Discuss. [Glamour]
Pussyfooting Around The Issue
Debby Herbenick (no relationship to Quentin Tarantino) thinks sex is about "more than just the vulva, penis or anus." But she's not talking about mouths, breasts or brains. For her, it's all about the feet. [Psychology Today, image via SMercury98]
Sweet Nothings, From Barack To Michelle
These stimulus-package discussions are kind of hot, huh? [Washington Post; official White House photo by Pete Souza]
Top-Secret Librarian Sex Survey More Weird, Less Titillating Than Expected
In 1992, Will Manley commissioned a sex survey of 5,000 librarians. The results were allegedly deemed so scandalous that not only was Manley fired, but the Wilson Library Bulletin destroyed any remaining copies. Now, Manley has released them:
Salty Aussie Outraged At Accusation Of On-Road Oral
An Australian woman denies that practicing one of the top ten most overrated sex acts, on-road fellatio, led to an accident: "It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my girls were hanging out all over the place..."
Two Writers Make Sex After Forty Sound Pretty Good
Two new books — Kate Christensen's Trouble and Gloria Vanderbilt's Obsession: An Erotic Tale — handily refute claims that women can't write about sex, or that age is an impediment to eroticism.
