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    Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
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    Image of Mary Marsala with Fries Mary Marsala with Fries
    11/03/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    Oh. Lovely.


    Condoms and Viagra: Fine.


    Vibrators and Plan B? EVILEVILEVILEEEEEEEVVVIIIILLL.


    That's it. I'm starting a pharmacy called "Separate but Equalized" where not only will there be vibrators and morning-after pills, but also 90% of the makeup will be designed to fix the flaws in how men look, and all the magazine covers will have scantily-clad guys on them and 50 new tips for driving your wife wild in bed.


    Breastfeeding will be allowed, but if you adjust your genitals on store property we'll taze your ass. ;)

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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    11/01/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    I go online. There are a few adult shops around here, but I don't know if it's the Southern Protestant guilt or what, but they seem sleazy and scummy and have been busted for doing stuff like arranging gay sex or somesuch. Anyway, I prefer the clean and well-lit mypleasure.com.


    This law, of course, is bullshit. I wish people didn't believe that the penis-vagina connection is so sacred it must not be sullied with a battery-operated device. I know liberal whores (ok, a bit of hyperbole there) who seem to think that.

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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    10/31/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    Yeah but can I still buy "back massagers" in those states? Cause you can't keep vivelafat away from her sex TOYZZZZ!
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    10/31/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    There is no doubt in my mind that my roommate would be a lot more pleasant if she bought a vibrator. I know I am.
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    Image of NOLA girl NOLA girl
    10/31/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    WTF, Trojan? Take a stroll down Bourbon street. You can sell ANYTHING in Louisiana.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/31/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    Women need to be protected against pleasuring themselves without the help of a cock. And men, too, for that matter. Pleasure-causing is a cocks only zone.
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    Image of info*ninja info*ninja
    10/31/08

    @morninggloria: Exactly; Freud proved it!
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    10/31/08

    @morninggloria: Weren't there also no-anal no-oral sodomy laws on the book?
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/31/08

    @Kali Mama: Not sure; I'm no expert on sodomy laws. I just kind of do, and ask questions later.
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    Image of Mary Marsala with Fries Mary Marsala with Fries
    11/03/08

    @morninggloria: ...And the cocks are, by and large, doing a terrible job of it!
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    10/31/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    Y'all are trying to get me fired today, huh? Between the naked lady and nipple clamp guy and the sex toy post messing with me big time. I thought it was Halloween, not All-Sex Friday (that's usually the second Friday after Lent).
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    Image of Gitchy Gitchy Ya Ya Here Gitchy Gitchy Ya Ya Here
    10/31/08

    @Hamsterpants: That naked lady was killing me, too. I had to ignore Jez for hours because she was in the top stories feed. Sad.
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    Image of Jamie Sommers Jamie Sommers
    10/31/08

    @Hamsterpants: Every Friday should be All-Sex Friday.
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    Image of UnSeelie...I am baaack! UnSeelie...I am baaack!
    10/31/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    So i can buy a vibrator at wallgreens... reeeeeeaaaaaally? I will be back later... MMMmmmm mmm mmmm m mmmuch la la la ttttterrrRRRRRR AAAAAH.
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    Image of L-dizzle L-dizzle
    10/31/08

    @UnSeelie...Holly (beeeep) 4 to E-Day: So hitting up CVS on the way home from work! Yay Friday!
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    Image of UnSeelie...I am baaack! UnSeelie...I am baaack!
    10/31/08

    @L-dizzle: remember to check for batteries.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    10/31/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    My highly unscientific (read: nonexistent) research has shown that Republicans like vibrating elephants. Those trunks can do amaaaaazing things. Democrats prefer donkey-shaped anal plugs -- an ass for your ass!
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    Image of ArmansCopyOfSwank ArmansCopyOfSwank
    10/31/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    If you outlaw sex toys, only outlaws will have sex toys.
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    10/31/08

    @ArmansCopyOfSwank: Hear, hear!
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    10/31/08

    @ArmansCopyOfSwank: I'm a cowgirl, on latex toys I ride.....
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    Image of ArmansCopyOfSwank ArmansCopyOfSwank
    10/31/08

    @JessicaLovejoy wants a Deldeaux in Butts!: You can have my cockring when you pry it from my cold, dea--... never mind.
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    10/31/08

    @ArmansCopyOfSwank: HA. <-- is what I just did at my desk.
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    10/31/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    well, if the state governments don't think of the children then who will? Certainly not those smutty pharmacies and grocery stores!
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    Image of Penny Penny
    10/31/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    I will challenge ANYONE who can orgasm while fantasizing about Palin.


    Yes, I am sick.

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    10/31/08

    @Archetype: Wouldn't be fair.


    I'd cheat and think of Tina Fey, not "Sawah Paywin."

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    Image of Kilotwat Kilotwat
    10/31/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    We all know Palin's sex toys are the kind that maims and kills. She orgasms as she mows down beluga whales from a chopper, like an animal-hating version of Xenia Onatopp:
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    10/31/08

    @Kilotwat: GoldenEye might be my favorite Bond flick, if only for the combination of Xenia Onatopp and Sean Bean.
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    Image of aspiringexpatriate aspiringexpatriate
    10/31/08

    @sarah.not.palin.will.vote.for.obama.on.tuesday: Otherwise known as Jean Grey, or Famke Jensen. Oh, and of course Alan Cumming.
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    10/31/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    Tchyeah. If women can get vibrators easily, what for we need the menz?
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    Image of cheshirecatfish cheshirecatfish
    10/31/08

    @Mkp-hearts-nyc: Because then we'd be obsolete. Who makes t3h bebbehs?
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    10/31/08

    @cheshirecatfish: teh turkee basterz?
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    10/31/08

    @Mkp-hearts-nyc: To take out the garbage.


    Oh, wait...

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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    10/31/08

    In reply to Why Are Some States Keeping Real Americans Away From Sex Toys?
    "To protect the public against themselves"?! I am reading this correctly, right? He means to protect the public from orgasm? I don't understand people.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    10/31/08

    @Khrushchev: Me, I am just hung up on how I can go as an Orgasm for Halloween.....
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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    10/31/08

    @Archetype: Please tell me you live in Alabama, where that is THE SCARIEST THING IMAGINABLE.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    10/31/08

    @Khrushchev: I know that Alabama is a very (ahem) churchy state... probably means that if you saw it you might not be able to resist purchasing it and committing lude acts against yourself and Jesus...
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    Image of Penny Penny
    10/31/08

    @Khrushchev: California. Where I'd get MAJOR snaps.
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    10/31/08

    @Archetype: The orgasm that ate Birmingham! You'll need a cardboard cityscape to put under your shirt and the willingness to pull a Meg Ryan at a moment's notice.
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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    10/31/08

    @Archetype: Ha. Awesome.


    @jessicarabbit: Not if we wear our purity rings!

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