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    How To Have Sex In A Snuggie

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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    08/28/09

    In reply to How To Have Sex In A Snuggie
    Wait, so does the Snuggie smell like the inside of an UGG boot if you have sex in it? For some reason, I just imagine it stinking a lot.
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    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    08/28/09

    In reply to How To Have Sex In A Snuggie
    I'm sad that my NeverNude friend is already married, because this would have been the perfect wedding present.
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    Image of KittyKittyCat KittyKittyCat
    08/28/09

    In reply to How To Have Sex In A Snuggie
    Okay, CREEPY! I just clicked on the website and the first post has this tagline "The man wears the Snuggie on his back and keeps his partner warm. Perfect for long winter nights, cold winter mornings and when your partner is sedated."

    Sedated? Really, Snuggie-Sutra? Who are these people? I'm thinking some sort of weird male nurse in the ICU who can't turn off the lights while he harasses his semi-comatose patients. Or maybe that's just a plot of a recent L&O.
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    08/28/09

    In reply to How To Have Sex In A Snuggie
    that illustration looks like a failed crafty cupcake.
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    Image of fluxus flucker fluxus flucker
    08/28/09

    In reply to How To Have Sex In A Snuggie
    I'm going to assume pink = girl and blue = boy, because that how these things tend to work. So, is the guy all warm and toasty while the girl is mostly naked on the cold floor? Jerk!
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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    08/28/09

    @fluxus flucker: This wouldn't work for me because I like to have legs covered and everything else bare. I'll stick to sex in thigh-highs.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    08/28/09

    In reply to How To Have Sex In A Snuggie
    Sex under a blanket sounds like the 2nd circle of hell. Srsly?! Enough heat is generated without being under a blanket! I would be a disgusting, overheated mess at the end of snuggie sex... also, I'll have been able to say that I've had "snuggie sex."
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    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    08/28/09

    In reply to How To Have Sex In A Snuggie
    I have had sex in a snuggie before, and I am not ashamed.
    The ex had some issues with it, but as he couldnt afford to turn on his heat ever he was basically told to shut up and deal
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    08/28/09

    In reply to How To Have Sex In A Snuggie
    To me, that illustration just looks like a misshapen gingerbread man. And now I'm hungry.
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    08/28/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I think it looks like 2 gingerbread men having sex in an avalanche of frosting.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    08/28/09

    @Plum-Pie: Well, now I'm ravenous. Thanks for nothing!
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    08/28/09

    @Plum-Pie: and now i'm off to eat breakfast!
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    08/28/09

    In reply to How To Have Sex In A Snuggie
    Living in Maine, I gotta say this might be useful. That and sex mittens so you can avoid the icy cold fingers of death.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    08/28/09

    In reply to How To Have Sex In A Snuggie
    You know, some things don't require illustration. If you can't figure out how to have sex under a blanket, you have bigger problems than logistics.
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    Image of KittyKittyCat KittyKittyCat
    08/28/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Right? If you don't want to see your partner naked (which I don't get in the first place) turn off the lights maybe?
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    Image of pax pax
    11/18/08

    In reply to Fun With Dick And...
    Any teacher can tell you...READ CAREFULLY anything that you plan to offer the kiddies BEFORE you give it to them!
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    Image of rollergirl76 rollergirl76
    11/18/08

    In reply to Fun With Dick And...
    The stick woman on the right looks like she's in the middle of a cheer. GOOOO TEAM!!!
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    Image of CrankyOldBroad CrankyOldBroad
    11/18/08

    In reply to Fun With Dick And...
    I'll take a dozen copies for stocking stuffers, kthx.
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    Image of girlontop girlontop
    11/18/08

    In reply to Fun With Dick And...
    Wait, so who is the intended audience of this tub sex booklet?
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    Image of Dr Steve Brule Dr Steve Brule
    11/18/08

    @girlontop: ....Tub girl?
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    Image of clevernamehere clevernamehere
    11/18/08

    @Dr Steve Brule: Unnecessary.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/18/08

    In reply to Fun With Dick And...
    Sex in the tub is a no for the same reason as sex in the pool/hot tub/ocean etc. Not only for the possibility of bodily injury, also for the disruption of the extremely sensitive pH in the small area. Ahem. BV is not where it's at.
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