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Field Guide To Guys: L'Homme Fatal
Field Guide To Guys: The Modern Metrognome
New York, 2:08 AM
Mon Nov 30
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12/19/08
I think with these kind of guys you have to realize that they are only good for a) drunken party hookups b) booty calls and NOT to be taken home to mama.
12/18/08
I'm more in touch w/ what I want and much more sincere about it. I'm not out to waste anyone's time.
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And you know what? If you don't want to go to that much trouble ... you're a Hedgie in Manhattan. Even with the recession, it's all about the relative wealth. Just order in, if you will, and leave the rest of us looking for actual relationships alone.
Happy Holidays to you too.
12/17/08
I love my brother, but seriously he has to be one of the worst type of "players" the I am so wounded but I love to watch movies at home be in love types that then eventually crushes many a heart. UGH.
12/17/08
And you don't because ...?
Let me guess. You don't think it's any of your business?
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Okay ...
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Not like the girls would listen to crazy-feminazi-cousin anyhow when this hot, young doctor is hitting on them.
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I think that's where I was going with this. I think I misread your post to interpret that you didn't say anything to him either (not that they hear what we say, and you might not believe it's your business to say anything to him either, but ...).
12/17/08
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He may not even feel it.
12/18/08
Riiight. He hasn't figured out yet that he is the common denominator and probably never will.
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Now, when playing some Q-containing long word on a triple word score, I shall be unable to escape the accusing chorus of "Womanizer womanizer womanizer...."
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12/17/08
Cut to a few weeks later, when the daily calls stopped and plans were canceled via text. Then finally: a long, long email telling me that he just can't handle being in a relationship with anyone, it's not about me, he just needs to be alone for a while, blah blah. AN EMAIL. He refused to speak to me face to face. It totally destroyed me, even though we hadn't been seeing each other that long. I couldn't eat for 4 days, and I started having serious sleeping problems. I'm actually glad that this happened now because I learned to avoid this type at all costs!
Weeks later, I checked out his facebook profile (EVIL!!!) to see that he was now in a relationship with some girl he was working with. And then he took her to his high school reunion a few weeks after that. Niiiiiice.
I have a theory now: any guy who seems abnormally nice and sweet is actually a huge asshole in disguise. Live and learn!
12/17/08
Any dude that starts saying "sweet nothings" quickly should be put in emotional quarantine.
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12/17/08
In love and marriage, Gemini men have the contrast of mild affections and sensual passions. As a lover, the native is arch, flirtatious, teasing and boyish. He is seldom vitally interested and even when he is attracted, another personality can quickly charm him. "Fickleness" is very much a part of the Gemini personality. He fares better as a husband. Home ties do mean something to him, especially if he marries an intellectual companion. The one thing that a Gemini man will not tolerate is a nagging, demanding, possessive type of woman. When Gemini men have overbearing wives, they often leave home. He is temperamentally unfit to endure constant pressure. A Gemini person may have a superficial attitude toward their relationship with relatives or spouse. He is ruled by the mind (Mercury) and unless other influences in his horoscope contradict this, the emotions are somewhat shallow. He tends to be a flirt, but this is part of his nature and should not be taken seriously. His experience of love is rarely deep.
12/17/08
I stopped being a believer in astrology when I found out what Geminis were supposed to be like.
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""He's not a bad dude, but he just doesn't know how not to have this over-the-top magical romance which eventually leaves girls completely broken. He's like a love monster.."
Now he leaves girls completely broken and is a love monster.
How is it that he's "not a bad dude" again???
I should have been Barbie, 'cause this is harder than math.
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Not like I know that guy. Nope.
12/17/08