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    "Classy? Rather! Pep? Plenty Of It!"

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    Image of Penny_Esq Penny_Esq
    06/30/09

    In reply to "Classy? Rather! Pep? Plenty Of It!"
    Can I ask what a "prescription pattern blonde" is? Is that fancy Harvard talk for bottle blonde? I am not sure how many ladies would be allowed in if this were a restriction these days.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    06/30/09

    In reply to "Classy? Rather! Pep? Plenty Of It!"
    In a west ebd town, a dead end world

    The east end boys and west end girls


    West End Girls.

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    Image of wednesdayam wednesdayam
    06/30/09

    In reply to "Classy? Rather! Pep? Plenty Of It!"
    He just wanted to do something special

    For all the ladies

    Of the world....

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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    06/30/09

    @wednesdayam:

    I've been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam

    And a wham-bam, Merci, Danke, thank 'a you ma'm

    I don't care if you're ugly or you're skanky or you're small, I just wanna do a little something special for y'all...
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    06/30/09

    In reply to "Classy? Rather! Pep? Plenty Of It!"
    If Perez Hilton wrote it, it would be "Girls with man hands, slutty girls, fat girls, famewhore girls, closeted effeminate guys, fugly girls, and desperate girls."
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    06/30/09

    In reply to "Classy? Rather! Pep? Plenty Of It!"
    Well this guy likes ALL the girls.
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    06/30/09

    In reply to "Classy? Rather! Pep? Plenty Of It!"
    And none of them were Jews. Or black. Or Hispanic. Or Asian. I guess this would be what Alito calls, the good 'ol days. Sigh.
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    06/30/09

    @Trulymadlyme: Well, to be fair, he does mention the "enticing Spanish." But even the "piquant Hungarian" trumps the blacks, Jews and Asians, apparently.
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    Image of L'Adelina L'Adelina
    06/30/09

    In reply to "Classy? Rather! Pep? Plenty Of It!"
    And apparently no redheaded girls...Le sigh.


    But you have to admit, he does write this quite eloquently and very appreciatively and respectfully of the fact that there are women in attendance. It wasn't a He-Man Woman Haters Club about how women shouldn't be there, but a guy going "Fuck yeah! Chicks at baseball games in 1909! Woo!" I kinda dig that.

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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    06/30/09

    @L'Adelina: it would sound something like, "copper-haired goddesses and auburn Amazons..."


    I thought it was beautifully written... and really, it was 100 years ago so that gets a pass, right? There have been worse things said about women yesterday.

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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    06/30/09

    In reply to "Classy? Rather! Pep? Plenty Of It!"
    The next paragraph was


    "SPILL THE WINE! DIG THAT GIRL!"

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/30/09

    @thecameralovesyou: Thank you! that was the first thing I thought of, as well!
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    06/30/09

    @BabyJane: oh good!! I thought I was gonna be alone in my 70's song/Fresh Prince references!
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    06/30/09

    In reply to "Classy? Rather! Pep? Plenty Of It!"
    It was also reported that there were big ones, small ones, and ones as big as your head.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    06/30/09

    In reply to "Classy? Rather! Pep? Plenty Of It!"
    Today, this would be blogged as:


    "Dude, the chicks were fucking hot at that football game."

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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    06/30/09

    @hortense: Ha! And I think I would prefer to be called a "lesser blossom" than "fugly" nowadays.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    06/30/09

    In reply to "Classy? Rather! Pep? Plenty Of It!"
    There's girl kabobs, girls creole, girls gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple girls and lemon girls, coconut girls, pepper girls, girl soup, girl stew, girl salad, girls in potatoes, girl burgers, girl sandwiches.


    That's about it.

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/30/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): What, no lady fingers for dessert?
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    Image of LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
    06/30/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Is it possible to get two girls in one cup? *I am so. sorry*
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/30/09

    In reply to "Classy? Rather! Pep? Plenty Of It!"
    I see that all the redheads were omitted. Probably because we were all cowering in shadow, as usual.
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    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    06/30/09

    @tscheese: My thoughts exactly.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/30/09

    @tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: Or we were all off somewhere daydreaming that one day our hair would darken to an attractive auburn.
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    Image of mbprice mbprice
    06/30/09

    In reply to "Classy? Rather! Pep? Plenty Of It!"
    Hmmmm. I've been looking for a nice girl with many beaux on the string. Looks like I need a time machine and a ticket to the game...
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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    06/30/09

    In reply to "Classy? Rather! Pep? Plenty Of It!"
    I just imagine this guy riding around on a giant front-wheeled bicycle, peddling with his own erection.
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    Santos L Halper was starred Santos L Halper was unstarred
    Image of mbprice mbprice
    06/30/09

    @Santos L Halper: A penis-farthing.
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    Image of Acquanetta Acquanetta
    06/30/09

    @Santos L Halper: What's he peddling? His own erection?

    Oh, pedaling!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/30/09

    @Santos L Halper: Win!

    @mbprice: Win!
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    06/30/09

    @Acquanetta: Error. Cannot compute own error.
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    Santos L Halper was starred Santos L Halper was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/30/09

    @Santos L Halper: Lose!
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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    06/30/09

    In reply to "Classy? Rather! Pep? Plenty Of It!"
    This reminds me of the Helen Gurley Brown skit on SNL: "I think we should embrace women of all types - thin women, slender women, tiny women, narrow women, long, lanky women, tall, skinny women, svelte women.. there's room for all of us on God's green earth."
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