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    Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere

    Before They Were Stars

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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    11/18/09

    In reply to Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere
    I wonder if the key is in the crystals?
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere
    I read the Louis Vuitton tree thingy as "money trees," which made me wonder about the origin and availability of said trees.
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    11/18/09

    In reply to Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere
    It is bad how much I would like to own Yves and Pierre's omlette pan. I bet it's beautifully seasoned.
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    11/18/09

    In reply to Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere
    What's strange is that all of Michelle's jewelry pieces are keys.
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    11/18/09

    @BAngieB: Damn, you beat me to it!
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    11/18/09

    In reply to Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere
    "It starts at $78"
    So expect to pay $80 for a t-shirt.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/18/09

    @femme-bot: You and your common sense are going to ruin all the fun, you know.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    11/18/09

    In reply to Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere
    "Colorful crystals"? Gah, Dawn ruins everything!

    #buffythevampireslayer
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    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    11/18/09

    @Kivrin: Why would they even let Dawn into a Coach store? Don't they remember her shoplifting problem?
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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    11/17/09

    In reply to Before They Were Stars
    Not gonna lie, I love SATC like whoa, but Carrie Bradshaw has got to be one of the most irritating characters ever created.

    Plus, she didn't even move to NY until after high school. What's this going to be about, her Jordache phase at Toledo Central High?
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/17/09

    In reply to Before They Were Stars
    This is a really clever book design! I saw Chip Kidd speak as part of a lecture last night and he talked about how difficult it can be to design books. Brava to whoever did this! #thecarriediaries
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    Image of Pheromonal Pheromonal
    11/17/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: I love Chip Kidd! I saw him at a conference last week and almost peed myself from laughter #thecarriediaries
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/17/09

    @Pheromonal: He was, by far, the funniest speaker last night. #thecarriediaries
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    11/17/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: I hope you've read The Cheese Monkeys! I have next to no talent for visual art, but that book made me both laugh hysterically and appreciate graphic design. So kudos to Chip Kidd. #thecarriediaries
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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    11/17/09

    In reply to Before They Were Stars
    It is possible this may annoy me more than Twilight. #thecarriediaries
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    11/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin "Devastated" By Bristol's Pregnancy, More Drama For The Lohans, And Paris Is "Furious" At The Kardashians
    When I was 14, my mom told me that if I ever needed the Pill I should come to her. Of course, I didn't have sex until 11 years later, because I was and am a giant dork. If only she'd known how little she had to worry about... #sarahpalin
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/15/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin "Devastated" By Bristol's Pregnancy, More Drama For The Lohans, And Paris Is "Furious" At The Kardashians
    Since I read in VF that the only thing that Sarah Palin does at home is lock herself up in her bedroom, wear PJs and watch wedding shows, I can't be surprised that she doesn't know what the rest of her family is up to.

    Okay, the source of all this is Levi Whatshisname, but still. #sarahpalin
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    11/15/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin "Devastated" By Bristol's Pregnancy, More Drama For The Lohans, And Paris Is "Furious" At The Kardashians
    Shayne Lamas has fans? #sarahpalin
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    Image of maude_flanders maude_flanders
    11/15/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin "Devastated" By Bristol's Pregnancy, More Drama For The Lohans, And Paris Is "Furious" At The Kardashians
    What really kills me - it really rips me up - is when people think I'm abrasive, inconsiderate or ungrateful because I don't go outside in a bikini and wave to the paparazzi. Come on!"

    She might be genuinely abrasive, but after "Speak," I find her refreshing and can sympathize with what she says. If there's a reason I wouldn't want to be famous, it's the fact that there are entire industries devoted to the concept of an adversarial (trashy) press. The paps are dead center. Some people court it because they have nothing else to offer (Lamas family, perhaps? Even by the standards of guilty-pleasure/stupid-but-fun Reality TV, that show looks overscripted/mind-numbingly embarassing.)

    If I was minding my own business, smoking a fatty with a friend on my stoop, or was running around Hollywood dressed like a regular human being--with zits, an unmade-up face, and all--when a pap jumped out, snapped a photo, and landed me on a Worst Dressed List (worst dressed, for wearing dowdy, errand-appropriate attire to run an errand), I bet I'd seem "abrasive" to after a while too.

    I can sympathize with her, her insecurities (in an industry that, to some extent, depends on finding flaws and magnifying them) and defensiveness.

    Unless you're a hypocrite ("family values" congressional dickweeds who preach it without living it...or hell, even if they do both/aren't technically hypocrites), a criminal or an asshole (abusive parent....even then, probably not my business)...I dislike the idea that a person is no longer human or deserving of privacy once they become entertainers.

    If the paparazzi embody that idea... I suppose it depends on the photo and what it's used for. What about humanizing photos (how many adorable pictures are there of celebrities and their children, even on this site)? Are those circumstances off limits? They still represent a violation of privacy.

    What about that photo of Isla Fisher doing a cart wheel for her daughter ("bulgina"--snort)? That solidified my love of her and the wish that she'd get some better roles, but she was probably a little pissed, and I'd be too. (She handled it with good humor--damn, I wish she got another "Wedding Crashers" worthy role. Better.)

    For all my complaints, I seriously wonder whether I would be the sort of fuck-nut stalkerazzi who all but scaled celebs' walls (that IS crime, yes?) to snap topless/nude pics in their backyards if I knew I'd be getting $20,000 for the photo.

    How can anyone get a real job after being a celebrity trash pap, anyway, unless they stay in the tabloid industry forever? I guess the line between pap/photographer for less-tabloidy magazines like "People" is fine enough that they could. #sarahpalin
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    11/15/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin "Devastated" By Bristol's Pregnancy, More Drama For The Lohans, And Paris Is "Furious" At The Kardashians
    I can't believe I'm defending that POS Michael Lohan, who, of course, DID NOT TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY PRETTY, PRETTY GIRL, but he could have been looking for dancers who look like Dina, and Lindsay does look like Dina. #sarahpalin
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/15/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin "Devastated" By Bristol's Pregnancy, More Drama For The Lohans, And Paris Is "Furious" At The Kardashians
    Is anyone else tired of hearing Twilight stars snarking on the very movies that have made them ridiculously popular and wealthy? Yes, Rob the book was drivel, but it didn't stop you from signing the contract, doing some crunches and cashing the check. So, just let the Twilight tide roll over you and then do some deep, esoteric indie film to get back your cred. #sarahpalin
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    11/15/09

    @Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: I saw it more as "How am I ever going to live up to this image of perfection described in the book?!" rather than a snark. Though, in general, I really despise when people bite the hand that feeds them, like when Tim Burton scoffed that he doesn't read comics and Kevin Smith retorted "Anyone who saw the Batman movies could have told you that." #sarahpalin
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    Image of ladyfalcon is skin deep ladyfalcon is skin deep
    11/15/09

    @Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Nope! What I'm tired of is stars acting braindead by promoting movies that are obviously dreck as their best work ever. I've never heard of a Twilight star going so far as to say "Hey, I needed the paycheck," but that would be fine by me. I've definitely gotten the vibe of "I wound up getting more than I bargained for," which I can totally understand. I've seen the pictures of walls of cameras and microphones that follow those kids around, I'd be overwhelmed and abrasive, too. #sarahpalin
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/15/09

    @LaComtesse: Meh. I feel that the weight part was more of an aside. He's an actor and should know about transformations people undergo to take on a role. You don't have to be a character, just play them believably. But perhaps I'm wrong. Reading without my morning coffee. #sarahpalin
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    Image of maude_flanders maude_flanders
    11/15/09

    @ladyfalcon is skin deep: I wish I could promote this twice. The series is a guilty pleasure (that's being nice) and incredibly successful on the sale of questionable teen-Byron, mopey, gooey, I-value-my-girlfriend-enough-to-hold-off-on-sex (wink at parents) romance. Doesn't mean the guy playing undead Adonis deserves to be driven into traffic by screaming fans ready to tear off his clothes.

    (Also, yeah, I read his quote as, "Shit, I'm not ready to play Mr. Sixpack" too.)

    I wish Pattinson well and find it comforting that there's a brain and a little humility in that beautiful head. I pity those kids--it IS overwhelming, it is a little embarrassing, and hell, you gotta start somewhere, right?

    Hope they can all get on their feet in this industry without becoming another group of Miley Cyruses or Lohans. #sarahpalin
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    Image of limber limber
    11/15/09

    @Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: I think he's just being self-deprecating. Though "He'll drive you in his Volvo!" made me snort -- all the teenage girls are just looking for a man in a sensible Swedish car! #sarahpalin
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    Image of TryScience TryScience
    11/15/09

    @Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Edward's "perfection" is his defining characteristic. There's not a lot to portray, and I actually thought Pattinson went the extra mile reading all this self-loathing into him and playing him that way. #sarahpalin
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    Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC promoted this comment TryScience was starred TryScience was unstarred
    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/15/09

    @TryScience: I guess I'd have to take your word for it. I never saw the movie. Only read the first book. Couldn't get past it far enough to even consider reading the rest. #sarahpalin
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    Image of Scoithniamh Scoithniamh
    11/15/09

    @Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: I really don't think that's what's happening here. When I think about biting the hand that feeds, I think about Sarah Michelle Gellar refusing to do any Buffy press for the last two seasons, reportedly acting like an asshole on set, and then unceremoniously quitting. Pattinson and Stewart are both promoting the hell out of this movie- both of these movies- despite any reticence on their parts for the actual series. They're doing their jobs.

    Also I don't think the above quote was snarking on the movies, I thought it was self-deprecating. #sarahpalin
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/15/09

    @Scoithniamh: Yea, I said up above that I may have miss-read this one. So, yea. #sarahpalin
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