March Madness Sex vs. Chocolate: We Have A Winner!

Friends, after many tragic defeats and many triumphant victories, March Madness has come to an end. In the epic battle of Sex Vs. Chocolate, we have a winner. » 4/03/12 3:45pm 4/03/12 3:45pm

The March Madness Finale: Sex vs. Chocolate Judgment Day Has Arrived

This is it folks. Just one wanton warrior from Team Sex and one sweet soldier from Team Chocolate remain. Today, they enter the arena for the Showcase Showdown. There can only be one winner, folks, so you have to choose: Will it be Sex or Chocolate? » 4/02/12 4:00pm 4/02/12 4:00pm

March Madness: Is This What You Thought The Final Four Would Look Like?

We've come so far. 15 days ago, 32 brave warriors entered the arena. Sixteen sexy sex positions. Sixteen scrumptious chocolate confections. Today, only four are left… And Monday, the Best Type of Sex will have a showcase showdown against The Best Type of Chocolate. There can only be one winner. Will it be sex or… » 3/30/12 3:40pm 3/30/12 3:40pm

March Madness: Who Will Join Doggystyle in the Final Four?

Dude, I dunno what happened yesterday, we were supposed to have two games in the Sex Conference but someone's brain melted so we'll have to do it today. And have two Choco Games. Look, shit happens, right? But we know you're up for the challenge. The important thing is this: We're about to find out the Final Four. For… » 3/29/12 3:40pm 3/29/12 3:40pm

March Madness Sex vs. Chocolate: Meet Your Elite Eight

It's hard to believe that not two weeks ago, this room was full — full of 32 bright and shiny warriors in a race to the top, their eyes clear and hearts full. But for almost all of them, their dreams have been dashed. And then there were eight. » 3/28/12 3:00pm 3/28/12 3:00pm

March Madness: 'I Can't Believe Cowgirl Lost. You Lazy Bitches!'

Damn. We'd heard we were living in a world where women strive to be on top! And yet. Missionary beat Cowgirl in yesterday's game. And that wasn't the only surprise. » 3/27/12 4:00pm 3/27/12 4:00pm

March Madness: It's Sexsanity! It's Chocomania! Four Fierce Matchups…

You guys, we are so close to the Sweet Sixteen we've just decided to go for it. In a deliciously debaucerous move, there will be not one, not two, not three but FOUR matchups today. Shit just got real. » 3/23/12 6:20pm 3/23/12 6:20pm

March Madness: Holy Shit, an Upset in the Sex Vs. Chocolate Tourney!

Folks, this battle is turning out to be a real humdinger. And, after a few days of business-as-usual — in which the top-seeded guys completely demolished those ranked lower — yesterday, we had a real live honest-to-God upset. And things are about to get even more interesting. » 3/22/12 3:30pm 3/22/12 3:30pm

March Madness: Could This Be the Sex vs. Chocolate Upset?

And the beatdown goes on. Yesterday's matches delivered two solid beatdowns, but what today brings is unclear. In our tournament to definitively declare the superiority of either sex or chocolate, could it all come down to a sentimental favorite? The Selection Committee is looking at you, Hot Chocolate. Are you the… » 3/21/12 3:00pm 3/21/12 3:00pm

March Madness 2012 Sex vs. Chocolate: Cowgirl Rides Ahead, But It Ain't…

Look alive, people! Each day, another battle in the war between Sex and Chocolate is upon us. In case you missed it: Last week, the Sex Conference and the Chocolate Conference entered the arena. 16 sexy soldiers and 16 delicious draftees committed to combat. Every day, we see different match-ups in each conference,… » 3/20/12 3:00pm 3/20/12 3:00pm

March Madness 2012: The Sex vs. Chocolate War Rages On

A new day has dawned, which means a brand new battle in the war between sex and chocolate is upon us. To bring you up to speed: Last week, the Sex Conference and the Chocolate Conference entered the arena. 16 sexy soldiers and 16 delicious draftees have committed to combat. Each one is going into this valiantly, with… » 3/19/12 4:00pm 3/19/12 4:00pm

March Madness 2012: The Sex vs. Chocolate Tournament Continues!

If you're just joining us, here's the deal: Yesterday, the Sex Conference and the Chocolate Conference entered the arena. 16 sexy gladiators and 16 delicious soldiers are putting it all on the line. Each one is fighting valiantly for a chance at glory; the opportunity to be the best of the best. The mighty winner will… » 3/16/12 3:00pm 3/16/12 3:00pm

March Madness 2012: The Sex vs. Chocolate Tournament Starts Now!

And so it begins: 16 sexy warriors and 16 sumptuous soldiers, duking it out for a chance at glory and a chance to be the best of the best. The mighty winner will settle, once and for all, if sex is indeed better than chocolate, or vice-versa. Starting today, we'll give you daily matchups from each conference; your… » 3/15/12 4:00pm 3/15/12 4:00pm

March Madness 2012: Sex vs. Chocolate

For the past two years, Jezebel has dipped our delicately polished toe into the brackety, braggy world of March Madness, in an attempt to declare once and for all — and by popular vote — resolutions to society's most divisive issues (those not involving gays, your uterus, or Israel, anyhow). The battles have been… » 3/14/12 4:15pm 3/14/12 4:15pm