March Madness: Is This What You Thought The Final Four Would Look Like?

We've come so far. 15 days ago, 32 brave warriors entered the arena. Sixteen sexy sex positions. Sixteen scrumptious chocolate confections. Today, only four are left… And Monday, the Best Type of Sex will have a showcase showdown against The Best Type of Chocolate. There can only be one winner. Will it be sex or… » 3/30/12 3:40pm 3/30/12 3:40pm

March Madness: Who Will Join Doggystyle in the Final Four?

Dude, I dunno what happened yesterday, we were supposed to have two games in the Sex Conference but someone's brain melted so we'll have to do it today. And have two Choco Games. Look, shit happens, right? But we know you're up for the challenge. The important thing is this: We're about to find out the Final Four. For… » 3/29/12 3:40pm 3/29/12 3:40pm

March Madness: Could This Be the Sex vs. Chocolate Upset?

And the beatdown goes on. Yesterday's matches delivered two solid beatdowns, but what today brings is unclear. In our tournament to definitively declare the superiority of either sex or chocolate, could it all come down to a sentimental favorite? The Selection Committee is looking at you, Hot Chocolate. Are you the… » 3/21/12 3:00pm 3/21/12 3:00pm

March Madness 2012 Sex vs. Chocolate: Cowgirl Rides Ahead, But It Ain't…

Look alive, people! Each day, another battle in the war between Sex and Chocolate is upon us. In case you missed it: Last week, the Sex Conference and the Chocolate Conference entered the arena. 16 sexy soldiers and 16 delicious draftees committed to combat. Every day, we see different match-ups in each conference,… » 3/20/12 3:00pm 3/20/12 3:00pm

March Madness 2012: The Sex vs. Chocolate War Rages On

A new day has dawned, which means a brand new battle in the war between sex and chocolate is upon us. To bring you up to speed: Last week, the Sex Conference and the Chocolate Conference entered the arena. 16 sexy soldiers and 16 delicious draftees have committed to combat. Each one is going into this valiantly, with… » 3/19/12 4:00pm 3/19/12 4:00pm

March Madness 2012: The Sex vs. Chocolate Tournament Continues!

If you're just joining us, here's the deal: Yesterday, the Sex Conference and the Chocolate Conference entered the arena. 16 sexy gladiators and 16 delicious soldiers are putting it all on the line. Each one is fighting valiantly for a chance at glory; the opportunity to be the best of the best. The mighty winner will… » 3/16/12 3:00pm 3/16/12 3:00pm

March Madness 2012: The Sex vs. Chocolate Tournament Starts Now!

And so it begins: 16 sexy warriors and 16 sumptuous soldiers, duking it out for a chance at glory and a chance to be the best of the best. The mighty winner will settle, once and for all, if sex is indeed better than chocolate, or vice-versa. Starting today, we'll give you daily matchups from each conference; your… » 3/15/12 4:00pm 3/15/12 4:00pm