There's good news for the cats, pigs and horses of Denmark: The state's rotten policy of allowing humans to copulate with unwilling animals is soon to be over. Next year, bestiality will be outlawed all over the land. Hamsters will run about their cages freely and squirrels will come out of hiding and look for nuts…
The T-shirts in question include one promoting Rio de Janeiro's famous beaches with a woman in a bikini and the slogan, "looking to score." The other said "I [heart] Brazil," except the heart is clearly a woman's butt in a thong.
About 100 salesmen working for German reinsurance giant Munich Re were rewarded with 20 prostitutes in Budapest (where it is legal). Wristbands indicated the prostitutes' relative status (some were elite-only). Unclear whether Munich Re employs any female salespeople.
Connie was Italian, heavily tanned and probably in her fifties. She wore white clothes which all seemed to say "disco" on them. We wondered what she'd been doing in Santiago de Cuba for months—til we saw her boyfriend.
Need a vacation, gentlemen? This website offers "introductions" to Czech women, proudly describing them as "NON-Feminist, very healthy and interested in the outdoors and most sports." Which reminds me of the time I accidentally hung out with a sex tourist.
Rumors of a bikini ban on the Indian resort area of Goa have been greatly exaggerated. Unfortunately, the truth — including victim-blaming and the assault of a child — seems even more disturbing.