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    Sex Theme Park Is Too Hot For Chinese Officials

    Sex Theme Park Has Chinese Hot & Bothered
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    05/18/09

    In reply to Sex Theme Park Is Too Hot For Chinese Officials
    If Disneyland/world has the mouse-ears-hats, what kind of hat would this place have?
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    Image of deitybox deitybox
    05/18/09

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    I LOVE....LAND. I LOVE LAND!!!
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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    05/18/09

    @deitybox: You're just saying that 'cause you saw it.
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    Image of deitybox deitybox
    05/18/09

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    Well geez, now what are they gonna do with the 30 ft ass-statue? (ass-tue?) The 40 ft woman who posed for it must be PISSED....
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/18/09

    @deitybox:


    Ebay! Look for it.

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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    05/18/09

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    I'm personally offended by the lack of forethought in designing the marquee statue at the entrance of LoveLand. It looks more like it's advertising Tragic Crackless Ass Disorder Land.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    05/18/09

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    Well, in all fairness the thong was red.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    05/18/09

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    vulgar and that it was neither healthy nor educational. It had had an evil influence on society and had to be torn down immediately.


    I know many people who feel the same way about 68% of American popular culture. Chinese censors: they're just like us!

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/18/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks:


    An interesting irony is that, if I remember correctly, there was at least talk of the Chinese government subtly or not-so-subtly promoting the sex trade on Hainan.

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    Image of hortense hortense
    05/18/09

    In reply to Sex Theme Park Is Too Hot For Chinese Officials
    This is Maude Flanders' revenge for the closing of Praiseland, no doubt.
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    Image of Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
    05/18/09

    In reply to Sex Theme Park Is Too Hot For Chinese Officials
    I was going to make a really serious point but that giant pair of legs with the thong sent me to giggling so bad I can't make it. Suffice it to say.... KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE idiot. China is not going to tolerate a big sex park with a lady's legs and a thong out front.
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    Image of hacienda51 hacienda51
    05/18/09

    In reply to Sex Theme Park Is Too Hot For Chinese Officials
    I'm a prude, but I'm not sure if I lived near there that I'd want to look at that giant red thong on a regular basis.
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    Image of Southpaw Southpaw
    05/18/09

    @hacienda51: Yeah, wow. I already didn't like how thongs look but that thing just takes the cake. It's like a crotch wrapped in red tape. Painful!
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    Image of graciousplum graciousplum
    05/18/09

    @Southpaw: Someone also forgot to put in a crack. What a strange faux-ass that is.
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    Image of PrarieMuffin PrarieMuffin
    05/18/09

    @graciousplum: Yes; the ass itself is not nearly as offensive as the poor rendering of said ass.
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    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    05/18/09

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    Oh yes, one cannot tell the difference between a 13 year old and a 23 year old.
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    Image of LizVicious LizVicious
    05/15/09

    In reply to Sex Theme Park Has Chinese Hot & Bothered
    Cheese-factor-wise this is exactly like the "South of the Border" truck stop in South Carolina, but with sex instead of offensive Mexican stereotypes.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    05/15/09

    @LizVicious: You are so right. God, I haven't driven by South of the Border in years.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    05/15/09

    In reply to Sex Theme Park Has Chinese Hot & Bothered
    This place looks scarier and even less fun than the one featured in the movie "Funhouse". So instead of having malformed, murderous carnies jumping out at you, you have gigantic white penises and happily fornicating dog statuary assaulting you at every turn.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    05/15/09

    In reply to Sex Theme Park Has Chinese Hot & Bothered
    This seems like a particularly ineffective way to help increase sexual openness and awareness in China. From complete repression to gigantic statues of ladybits...not exactly the greatest approach.
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    05/15/09

    In reply to Sex Theme Park Has Chinese Hot & Bothered
    The important question is when will this be an option to unlock in Sim ThemePark?
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    05/15/09

    In reply to Sex Theme Park Has Chinese Hot & Bothered
    This is the most hilarious instance of "Not In My Backyard" syndrome that I have ever seen.
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