Millennials Try (Sometimes Fail) to Give Future Kids The Sex Talk

You know how you're always saying you could give your kids (who you might not have yet) a better sex talk than the one your parents gave you? Well BuzzFeed put some millennials to the test and the results are...I'm just going to say "they cut your stomach open" is maybe not the best way to describe things.
Conversations You Never Want To Have
Today, Cafemom identified one of the most horrifying phenomena known to man or woman: the in-law (or partner's parent) sex talk:
Restless Genital Disorder Terrorizes Woman, Amuses New York Post
A New Mexico woman has actually been diagnosed with Restless Genital Syndrome, providing a disturbing example of how we think — and write — about women's sexual problems.
What's So Strange About A Well-Spoken Sex Worker?
You'd think that after the outing of Belle de Jour, nobody would be surprised at a well-spoken prostitute. But when the Atlantic interviewed a sex worker who knew the word "hypocrisy," commenters rushed to call bullshit.
"I Hoped He Would Put The Rubbish Out": Why Women (Supposedly) Have Sex
Adding more fuel to the lame notion that women don't actually like sex is a new book claiming females have intercourse with men for basically every reason other than attraction.
Meghan McCain Talks Sex, Marriage With Colbert
Last night, Meghan McCain appeared on Colbert to explain why Republicans who insist that the government interfere with the ability of same sex couples to marry don't epitomize the Republican ideal of small government.
Sexy Sue
Hedgehogs Hatch Early For Spring • Sue Johanson Ends Sex Talk
Baby hedgehogs arrive early in Britain due to warm weather. Awww. • Moms-to-be with gum disease have a higher chance of suffering from preeclampsia, premature births. • Two-year olds likely to have smaller vocabularies if dad is depressed. • Duh: kids in stable post-divorce families have less negative long-term…
