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    Crimes Of Passion

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    01/07/09

    In reply to Crimes Of Passion
    I wonder if he gets aroused by the scent of Armor-All...
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    Image of Nuckin Futz for you Nuckin Futz for you
    01/07/09

    In reply to Crimes Of Passion
    Uh I have to say I love you girls/guys. You brighten up my gloomy workday. Now if only I could stop chuckling to myself making everyone in the office think I'm crazy.
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    Image of rollergirl76 rollergirl76
    01/07/09

    In reply to Crimes Of Passion
    That business got fucked in the end.
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    01/07/09

    In reply to Crimes Of Passion
    The thin blue line must be pretty pissed about Officer Suckit being treated like this. I'll bet Commissioner Bukkake and Lieutenant Nasty are all over this case.
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    Image of So Irish So Irish
    01/07/09

    @hatepaperdoll: I think that they are still busy trying to locate the Rusty Trombone. Word is, once that is wrapped up they will both Suckit.
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    Image of So Irish So Irish
    01/07/09

    @So Irish: Err...Sukkit, I suppose. :-P
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    01/07/09

    In reply to Crimes Of Passion
    I love how it's specifically labeled "Love Doll." Nothing anyone does with that doll is related to love. NOTHING.
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    Image of deitybox deitybox
    01/07/09

    @stacyinbean: Tsk. So cynical. Who's to say that one man's sex toy may not be another man's soul mate? And how does one define "love" anyway? I think this Australian man is engaging in elaborate performance art exposing important philosophical truths about our society.


    Or, y'know, not.

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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    01/07/09

    In reply to Crimes Of Passion
    At least he wasn't putting them back into their boxes for unsuspecting customers.
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    Image of Edna Sednitzer Edna Sednitzer
    01/07/09

    In reply to Crimes Of Passion
    If I knew how to insert an image, I would post a picture of this:


    [www.motleycrow.com]


    why yes, it's the Inflatable Bonking Sheep doll! (yes, I am still 13 and get giggles out of that picture).

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    Image of Wendy Marie Testaburger Wendy Marie Testaburger
    01/07/09

    @Edna Sednitzer:


    Christ!


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    Image of Kittenish Kittenish
    01/07/09

    @Edna Sednitzer: I am totally friending you just for that!!! BRILLIANT!
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    Image of Edna Sednitzer Edna Sednitzer
    01/07/09

    @Eaten not Slurped: what's the right html tag to do that? I know the img one, but it doesn't seem to work for me. I wonder what I'm missing...
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    Image of Kittenish Kittenish
    01/07/09

    @Kittenish has gone to the dogs...: And also, EEEEWWWWWWW!
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    01/07/09

    @Edna Sednitzer: I love you for the bonking sheep. Here's a guide to embedding images: [lifehacker.com]
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    Image of deitybox deitybox
    01/07/09

    In reply to Crimes Of Passion
    He just knows that his seed will magically turn one of them into a REAL WOMAN and be his soulmate and they'll live happily ever after.
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    01/07/09

    @deitybox: Is this the premise for Mannequin 3?
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    Image of deitybox deitybox
    01/07/09

    @R_Claw(a/k/a Mrs. Edward Cullen): Mannequin 3: Down Under. The script writes itself.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/07/09

    @R_Claw(a/k/a Mrs. Edward Cullen): Or Porno Pinocchio?
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    Image of LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
    01/07/09

    In reply to Crimes Of Passion
    Errr... at least he cleans up his messes. There's nothing worse than the guy who blows his load and won't get up to grab you a towel. Ya know?
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    Image of Pocahaunted Pocahaunted
    01/07/09

    In reply to Crimes Of Passion
    I love this! His passion for blowup dolls just cannot be restrained!


    Brings me back to the era when I worked in a sex shop in Venice, CA. We had guys trying to fuck the dolls and the fake vaginas all the time. I was given the job of going after them with a broom. It was actually really fun, I felt like a vigilante!

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    Image of devilchyld22 devilchyld22
    01/07/09

    @littlebambi: You were doing Gods work my friend.
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    01/07/09

    @littlebambi: What lack of female superheroes?!
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    01/07/09

    @littlebambi: That's an hilarious mental image.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/07/09

    @katie.scarlett.o'hara: The Mighty Broom Girl! Sweeping up filth to keep the streets clean!
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    Image of Pocahaunted Pocahaunted
    01/07/09

    @rmric0: Heh, it was always a highlight of my week.

    There is nothing more empowering than sneaking up on a guy who is publicly jacking it, screaming at them, and then whacking them round the legs with a broom.


    I was literally a boner-killer!

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    Image of dancerevolution dancerevolution
    01/07/09

    In reply to Crimes Of Passion
    So many possible jokes here... blows, tight spaces, messes. Can't decide.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    01/07/09

    In reply to Crimes Of Passion
    Officer Sukkit.


    I'm dying over here.

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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    01/07/09

    In reply to Crimes Of Passion
    Sucks to be a blow-up doll. You're always being left deflated and unsatisfied :(
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    01/07/09

    @AthertonMerriweather: "It's Mega Maid... she's gone from 'Suck' to 'Blow'!"


    Sorry... it just popped into my head.

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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    01/07/09

    @NefariousNewt: This has just cheered me up considerably. Thanks.
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    Image of Steve_Holt Steve_Holt
    01/07/09

    In reply to Crimes Of Passion
    Smashes through walls? I think we all know who the culprit is: The Incredible Hulk!
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    01/07/09

    @Steve_Holt: Or Kool-Aid Man.
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    01/07/09

    @AthertonMerriweather: Jinx! I was just about to write that!!!
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    01/07/09

    In reply to Crimes Of Passion
    At least he's not doing it to real women.


    (It's gloomy here in NYC. I'm trying to look on the bright side. Semi-fail.)

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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    01/07/09

    @hydrogen_jukebox: This was my first thought.
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