i never knew jez had a story about #6 (online dating) -- but that situation happened to my family. my mom was impersonating my sister online and it was a huge fucked up weird thing that i have for so long not even talked about because everyone always looks at me with shock and horror when i tell them.
i just discovered jezebel this year really....and i'm glad I did.
@GreenEyedMedusa: "These, incidentally, are the top ten most trafficked posts of the year - not our favorites - and some of them, you'll notice are from last year. The winners in ascending order, and links to the original posts, directly below."
@PilgrimSoul: This is when/why I fell in love with Megan. It's close enought to the end of 2007 to count. (Warning graphic images, and not the sexy kind). [wonkette.com]
@PilgrimSoul: Easily the Emotional Conquistador post.
I think I found Jez while in the midst of a breakup with one. Somehow learning he was just a sad cliche and the shit he pulled was not unique to him in combination with all the other Jezzies experiences was more helpful than any of my real life friends.
Actually, on a lighter note, what was that one thread that got like, thousands and thousands of comments, and it had something to do with how no one has any idea how to tailor content for us fucking dykes or something, and it turned into an ENORMOUS EPIC ALLCAPS FEST of everyone calling everyone names in weird lolcat speak?
@Jessica Hussein Lovejoy loves Decapitatey Wayne Peterson: Oh god, I'd love to go there, but I'm afraid people wouldn't be entirely civil about it. I'm even afraid to mention some of the big comment-flurry storms because I worry that people will go massively offtopic and get mad. :(
@Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.: Not me. Instead of you crazyfaces who actually talk about Jez by name, I say "so I was discussing with my friends..." See what I did thar? I sound POPULAR!!
@SisterMaryMartha: This remarkable piece of 21st century art displays an excellent use of color & symbolism. I am giving it to my psychiatrist friend so she can use it with her patients as a sort of pornographic Rorschach test.
@tscheese: @Your Screenplay Sucks: It's not mine! It popped up on my tumblr, but the original poster deleted it- and so I can't find a source for it. Amazing though.
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i just discovered jezebel this year really....and i'm glad I did.
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Ten Days in the Life of a Tampon.
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JJ vs Latarian [jezebel.com]
Chocolate willies [jezebel.com]
Hot! [jezebel.com]
International male! [jezebel.com]
I wish there was an easy way to just dump my bookmarks here. I have too many.
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(I don't know how to make it fancy like you can. But it's PIERRE!!)
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Not an exaggeration. A Jez post changed my life.
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That, and any CEFAD has my vote.
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The comments were FANTASTIC that day!
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HOly shit- I remember that. I just went back and reread it- but I also remember some comments after that post. oh jesus. and hey ovumlord!
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And this one.
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I think I found Jez while in the midst of a breakup with one. Somehow learning he was just a sad cliche and the shit he pulled was not unique to him in combination with all the other Jezzies experiences was more helpful than any of my real life friends.
[jezebel.com]
Thanks everyone! Now good riddance to 2008!!!
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-Fucking dykes.
-Leg-hugs.
-OCCASIONS FOR CAPSLOCK
-Food threads.
-Debates over whether unicorns are rapists, or if they are good for the fisting.
-Deciding that our vaginas smell like eternal wisdom, or starlight, or pixie dust.
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-Bjork!
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And food puns.
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MY ARMS ARE GETTING TIRED, DUDE
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-CAPS!!!!
-CATERWAULING!!!
And getting me through the fucking day, every fucking day.
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I vote Moe VS. Everyone Re: The Rihanna Incident.
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Why is meta-talk about Jez so fun?
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Luckily she got distracted by the G&Ts I poured her or I'd have been broke by Christmas Eve!
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Sorry, just going through withdrawls. I miss me some skinny ties.
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I have serious Mad Men withdrawals, too. Life on Sunday nights was so good. Why did it have to go away? Sigh.
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I JUST DECIDED THIS WAS A GOOD SPOT. THIS REMINDS ME OF FISTING WITH RAINBOWS.
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Gay-marry me. Now.
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*This now concludes my Ralph Wiggum comment.
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(awesome awesomeness, well done, Sister!)
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If I want to get all fisty with sunshine and rainbows and sexually aggressive unicorns while aborting babies and killing boners, it's my prerogative.
@SisterMaryMartha: Seriously, let's move to Utah so after you gay marry all of us we can live on a compound.
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FISTING.
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I see your rainbow, and raise you...
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I think Sherry said when your kid goes "Boob time," they might be a little to old.
Also holding a 6 year old to your boob for that long must hurt your back.
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