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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/07/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sued Over Tanning Mist; Michael's Mom Creates Bedroom Shrine
    I can't believe the hubris the Real NYC Housewives are displaying, have they seen how easy it is for the Bravo casting department to cast these Housewives shows? Sorry ladies, its not you its the editing. You can be replaced.
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    Image of AndThenTheresMaude AndThenTheresMaude
    07/07/09

    @bluebears: Especially after the NJ season. I would gladly pay the NJ women whatever they wanted. The NY housewives are lucky Bravo is even paying attention to them.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/07/09

    @AndThenTheresMaude: plus its so greedy, Bravo lets them use the show as a free platform to pimp all their bullshit products! Its probably the equivelant of millions of dollars in advertising.
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    bluebears was starred bluebears was unstarred
    Image of AndThenTheresMaude AndThenTheresMaude
    07/07/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sued Over Tanning Mist; Michael's Mom Creates Bedroom Shrine
    Ugh, Michael Bay is such a creep and a goon. I was reading some of the revealed blind items on Crazy Days and Nights yesterday (at work of course) and there was an unsurprising one revealed about Michael Bay:


    Last week, this A list director of some very huge films was shooting his new movie. After work, our director went to a local restaurant (as was his routine) where he picked up two local floozies. After buying them a few drinks and impressing them with his big-shot "I'm a Big Hollywood Director" come-on, our director took the two tramps back to his hotel for a night of debauchery. Little did our director know what he was getting himself into!


    Turns out that this pair of hometown hotties weren't as dumb as our director thought. In fact, there were certified pros, if you get my meaning. (Word has it ugly pros, too - but hey, whattaya want.)


    Anyway, flash forward a few hours


    Our director wakes up the next morning feeling all kinds of groggy. He discovers his wallet missing, and worst of all - his laptop stolen. On the purloined laptop was reportedly the script to his new movie and several highly secret, ultra-confidential, For-His-Eyes-Only visual FX sequences for the new movie that could be leaked any day now. Not surprisingly, the studio is furious with our director and his utter lack of discretion.

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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    07/07/09

    @AndThenTheresMaude Revealed blind items are my favourite blind items.
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    heykoukla was starred heykoukla was unstarred
    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    07/07/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sued Over Tanning Mist; Michael's Mom Creates Bedroom Shrine
    So the last time Brooke Shields saw Michael Jackson was in 1991, and yet in his interview with Oprah Winfrey - in 1993 - he said he and Shields were dating. Well, it's not like anyone actually believed him at the time, anyway.
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    heykoukla was starred heykoukla was unstarred
    Image of JessaFields JessaFields
    07/07/09

    @heykoukla: Wasn't she with Andre Agassi by then?
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    JessaFields was starred JessaFields was unstarred
    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    07/07/09

    @JessaFields: She did start seeing Agassi in 1993, so it's possible. Awkward!
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    Image of sallysparrow sallysparrow
    07/07/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sued Over Tanning Mist; Michael's Mom Creates Bedroom Shrine
    The model with Lindsay win the Sevin Nyne ad in the photo looks a heck of a lot like Heather(? the model with Asperger's) from ANTM
     Reply
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    Image of SouthernSatine SouthernSatine
    07/07/09

    @sallysparrow: I thought it was her sister, but it's highly likely that I'm wrong.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    07/07/09

    @sallysparrow: I think it's LiLo's sister.
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    Image of rhymeswithfeather rhymeswithfeather
    07/07/09

    @sallysparrow: Defo not her sister. Little All (Allie?) Lohan is 15 going on 35, and in no way resembles that moddle.
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    Image of eve804 eve804
    07/07/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sued Over Tanning Mist; Michael's Mom Creates Bedroom Shrine
    Oh, Lindsay's lucky numbers are sevin and nyne? Mine are thry and fyve.
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    eve804 was starred eve804 was unstarred
    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    07/07/09

    @eve804: I would have thought they'd be eyght zyero fyour.
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    mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was starred mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was unstarred
    Image of tscheese tscheese
    07/07/09

    @eve804: I prefer the skwair ruut of negutivv wun.


    Basically, Lindsey Lohan spells like a lolcat.

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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    07/07/09

    @tscheese: You mean AAAAAAIIIIIIIIGH?


    I am now seeing a whole line of imaginary-number-based products. iCandy, iGlasses, iCarumba.

     Reply
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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    07/07/09

    @eve804: I'm a fan of threve and texa$


    I will heart anyone who gets that reference

     Reply
    AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) was starred AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) was unstarred
    Image of SouthernSatine SouthernSatine
    07/07/09

    @AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies): SUCK IT TREBEK!
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    Image of FroderickFronkensteen FroderickFronkensteen
    07/07/09

    @AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies): This is the sound a doggie makes.
    Moo!
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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    07/09/09

    @FroderickFronkensteen: LMFAO!!!!!!!
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    AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) was starred AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) was unstarred
    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    07/07/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sued Over Tanning Mist; Michael's Mom Creates Bedroom Shrine
    Pan Walesa .....hush. I know you're upset about your lack of relevance these days, and that you're incredibly fervently Catholic, and will leap at any opportunity to get in the papers but HUSH. Poland doesn't need the "crazy super Catholic" stereotype reinforced any further.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    07/07/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sued Over Tanning Mist; Michael's Mom Creates Bedroom Shrine
    I have to admit that I am baffled by all the coverage Michael Jackson is getting. I understand that he is an icon and a legend, but his death has completely eclipsed everything else. Many news organizations have put Iran, North Korea, Iraq, the economy, etc. on the back burner. I know I sound old and angry, but yeah, maybe I am or something.
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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    07/07/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'm young and angry, and I'm with you.
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    07/07/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Well, it shouldn't baffle you. It should annoy, not baffle. There are people spending a significant amount of time photographing the possible stages of

    "baby bumps" after all.
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    Samanthrax was starred Samanthrax was unstarred
    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    07/07/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I totally agree. I just wonder how much longer this can possibly go on. I have no interest at all at this stage. There are so many more pressing issues as you have stated.
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    mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was starred mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was unstarred
    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    07/07/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'm so sick of it. I think the news organizations don't understand that the man wasn't a real King. (Hell, I think this media coverage would be overkill for an actual King.)
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    Image of Laulau Laulau
    07/07/09

    @Kivrin: Well, I'd think MJ's coverage is more understandable than that of an inherited monarchy, since, you know, he earned his fame. That being said, still a tad overdone and leave the poor mourners alone.
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    Laulau was starred Laulau was unstarred
    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    07/07/09

    @Laulau: No, no, no. The outpouring of love makes more sense because he earned his fame. There is nothing understandable about this much coverage.
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    Khrushchev was starred Khrushchev was unstarred
    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    07/07/09

    @Khrushchev: Exactly. I understand (to a degree) the outpouring of love. But the news coverage? Way over the top. It would be excessive even for a real King whose death might have potential political or societal implications.
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    Kivrin was starred Kivrin was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/07/09

    @Samanthrax is Sarcastic and Joking: ha! yeah. Seriously, prior to this it was wall to wall John and Kate.
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    07/07/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I couldn't agree more. Enough already.
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    Mrs. Stephen Fry was starred Mrs. Stephen Fry was unstarred
    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    07/07/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sued Over Tanning Mist; Michael's Mom Creates Bedroom Shrine
    Michael Jackson news = huge traffic for TMZ. You don't say? Look, I lived through what most consider to be the tail-end of his career and even I'm familiar with his ability to totally dominate the media. TMZ = losers.


    Re: Congressman King: SHUT IT. Does your wee-wee feel small because no one's gonna mourn you when you die?

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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    07/07/09

    @stoprobbers: Sure, tabloid journalists are assholes, but recently they have actually been breaking stories. (TMZ reporting MJ's death hours ahead of the networks, the Enquirer with John Edwards, etc.) I assume this is because they'll print something with less corroboration than the major networks since they're less afraid of having to issue a retraction if they're wrong.
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    Image of whatsername whatsername
    07/07/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sued Over Tanning Mist; Michael's Mom Creates Bedroom Shrine
    "He made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed her."


    I don't know why I'm taken aback by this but I am.

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    whatsername was starred whatsername was unstarred
    Image of Laulau Laulau
    07/07/09

    @whatsername: I know why.`
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    Laulau was starred Laulau was unstarred
    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    07/07/09

    @whatsername: Turtle wax is the new casting couch it would seem. What a seedy old man to do that and at his house. That makes it so much worse.
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    mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was starred mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    07/07/09

    @whatsername: As if I didn't have enough reasons to hate Michael Bay.
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    Image of whatsername whatsername
    07/07/09

    I'm going to sound incredibly naive but you'd think someone with Michael Bay's power and money in Hollywood wouldn't have to resort to...to this kinda tactic to get his kicks. Wtf? If its true it so clearly makes the point that relatively speaking, women in Hollywood are mere accessories for powerful men to play with. Yes we all know this, but in this example its just reprehensible.


    My disclaimer is of course that I don't know how Megan Fox feels about the whole thing and yes I am projecting what I would and how i do feel.

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    Image of Laulau Laulau
    07/07/09

    @whatsername: Also projecting here, but ... I think his money and power is precisely why he gets to resort to this tactic.
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    Laulau was starred Laulau was unstarred
    Image of Mireille is German for the Bart, the. Mireille is German for the Bart, the.
    07/07/09

    @whatsername: Yeah, I'm no fan of Megan Fox, and I think actors in general have it pretty easy, but how humiliating. Michael Bay is really, really creepy.
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    Mireille is German for the Bart, the. was starred Mireille is German for the Bart, the. was unstarred
    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    07/07/09

    @whatsername: So much for the "acting" he reckons is so crucial to his film!
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    07/07/09

    @Mireille tried, and she failed miserably! The lesson is: n...: Not only is he a class A creep, but from what I've read, he has an ego the size of Jupiter. Which is probably no surprise.


    Humongous ego + being a creepster = no good for anyone.

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    Image of Name of Numbers Name of Numbers
    07/07/09

    @Mireille tried, and she failed miserably! The lesson is: n...: It's not like she was forced to do it. Bay is creepy but she chose to comply and I have no sympathy for her. She couls have slapped him and told the papers what the audition consisted of, or something like it - but instead she went ahead and scrubbed the old man's Ferrari. Bah.
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    Image of clarafier clarafier
    07/07/09

    @Name of Numbers: that's kind of how i felt. as big of a creep michael bay is, she could've just said no right?


    and ew, is this really verified or is page six kind of like perez hilton? cause this blows my MIND.

     Reply
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    Image of Mav Mav
    07/07/09

    @clarafier: @Name of Numbers: The problem with this defense is that in Hollywood the casting couch is still very much in affect and some people are so desperate to make it as an actor that they'll do anything.


    Also, it kinda sounds like you're blaming her for what he did.

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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    07/07/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sued Over Tanning Mist; Michael's Mom Creates Bedroom Shrine
    I thought you were supposed to spray sunless tanners on your skin, not on your hair.
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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    07/07/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sued Over Tanning Mist; Michael's Mom Creates Bedroom Shrine
    "Orgy of glorification" is what we in the English-speaking world like to call a "massive understatement."
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    Image of Heydiddler: Sabbath Lily Hawks Heydiddler: Sabbath Lily Hawks
    07/07/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sued Over Tanning Mist; Michael's Mom Creates Bedroom Shrine
    Oh, Jenna Fischer, hearts are breaking all over the world.
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    Heydiddler: Sabbath Lily Hawks was starred Heydiddler: Sabbath Lily Hawks was unstarred
    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    07/07/09

    @Heydiddler: Sabbath Lily Hawks: Especially James Gunn's :(
     Reply
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    07/07/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sued Over Tanning Mist; Michael's Mom Creates Bedroom Shrine
    Bravo should just air another season of Real Housewives of New Jersey if the New York women are being fussy.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/07/09

    @AthertonMerriweather: I am 100% on board with that suggestion.
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    Image of keldo keldo
    07/07/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sued Over Tanning Mist; Michael's Mom Creates Bedroom Shrine
    I am happy to hear tha Kelly Osbourne denies making the Butter Face comment about Lady GaGa.


    Now excuse me while I film my husband washing my car. And if that goes well...vacuuming the living room.

     Reply
    keldo was starred keldo was unstarred
    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    07/07/09

    @keldo: You better cut off a pair of his jeans to suitable car washing length before he gets home from work lest he object.
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    07/07/09

    @keldo: I've always thought of Lady Gaga as Butterpants. She's got everything but her pants.
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    pantsless economist...access RESTORED was starred pantsless economist...access RESTORED was unstarred
    Image of keldo keldo
    07/07/09

    @Snowbunny: Have you seen my husband? This may not work after all.


    @pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Lady Butterpants it is!

     Reply
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    Image of Devonna Devonna
    07/07/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sued Over Tanning Mist; Michael's Mom Creates Bedroom Shrine
    I'm stupefied with the awesomeness that will be a Kathy Griffin-hosted Joan Rivers roast.
     Reply
    Devonna was starred Devonna was unstarred
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