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    Which Flavor Of Ice Cream Would You Swap For Sex?
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/25/08

    In reply to Which Flavor Of Ice Cream Would You Swap For Sex?
    Ummm.. Yeah.
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    11/24/08

    In reply to Which Flavor Of Ice Cream Would You Swap For Sex?
    when i first read this article in the nyt and saw the "single people need to have chocolate cake instead of sex" or whatever, all i could think was that the whole reason why i'm single is probably due to the fact that the boys were never there, but the chocolate cake was...and you know the boys ain't down with big girls, let alone big girls who are tall. so why would i choose yet another ice cream flavor or whatever over sex? rocky road isn't 'safe' for me - i've been wearing the after effects of ice-cream-instead-of-sex for at least 15 years. so let me be the first to say i choose sex, please. and no, i ain't british.
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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    11/24/08

    In reply to Which Flavor Of Ice Cream Would You Swap For Sex?
    LOL that horrible picture!!!!


    I need some vanilla and an imagination. I'm as vanilla as Martha Stewart.

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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/24/08

    In reply to Which Flavor Of Ice Cream Would You Swap For Sex?
    I go here almost ever weekend


    [www.mollymoonicecream.com]


    but for my daily "get off's" I like


    [www.snoqualmiegourmet.com]

    (currently finishing Cascade Mtn Blackberry)

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    11/24/08

    In reply to Which Flavor Of Ice Cream Would You Swap For Sex?
    I don't really like ice cream. I KNOW, RIGHT? ME, WHO NEVER STOPS TALKING ABOUT FOOD. Truth be told, I'm lactose intolerant, and while ice cream is okay if I pop a lactase pill, it's just not something I ever go out of my way for.


    So I guess I could never really see ice cream as an analogue for sex. I mean...it's just ice cream. It's sweet and tasty, sure, but it just freezes my fillings and upsets my tummy.


    Cheeseburgers, though, or mei fun, or grilled cheese sandwiches, or tom yum soup, or sausage and peppers, or paneer makhani, or tater tot hot dish, or macaroni and cheese, or pizza, or unagi don, or gazpacho, or penne ala vodka, or bulgogi, or cheddar omelettes, or chana masala, or dim sum, or okonomiyaki OH GOD YES YES YES

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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    11/24/08

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    But what if you're a virgin? What flavor of ice cream would represent our internal desires?
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    Image of denna denna
    11/24/08

    @Shamrockette: Maybe we just get vanilla or the really bad sugar-free low fat ice cream.
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    11/24/08

    @denna: I would presume since we're already going without it just gives us carte blanche.
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    Image of purefog purefog
    11/24/08

    In reply to Which Flavor Of Ice Cream Would You Swap For Sex?
    Chubby Hubby, the self-fulfillingly prophetic ice cream.
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    Image of CrossWord CrossWord
    11/24/08

    @purefog: This is my favorite. I haven't seen it around, lately, however. Salty, sweet...again, just like the men I enjoy.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    11/24/08

    In reply to Which Flavor Of Ice Cream Would You Swap For Sex?
    THAT PICTURE is why me love Vince Vaughn.


    And a discontinued flavor (I think Edie's made it) called Chocahula. Coconut ice cream with Mounds bars and fudge swirl - gah!

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    Image of sybann sybann
    11/24/08

    @sybann: MEN LOVE... damn fingers.
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    Image of JLady JLady
    11/24/08

    In reply to Which Flavor Of Ice Cream Would You Swap For Sex?
    mmm. what about chocolate chip cookie dough?
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    Image of Ratinski Ratinski
    11/24/08

    In reply to Which Flavor Of Ice Cream Would You Swap For Sex?
    ...I'm not sure I can finish the pint of Ciao Bella Dulce de Leche I have at home now.


    Wait. What am I saying? Of course I can.

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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    11/24/08

    In reply to Which Flavor Of Ice Cream Would You Swap For Sex?
    Cherry Amaretto.


    **Gets in the car and drives to grocery store. Thanks Jezebel!**

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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    11/24/08

    In reply to Which Flavor Of Ice Cream Would You Swap For Sex?
    Dublin Mudslide...


    Make of that what you will.

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    Image of PhDork PhDork
    11/24/08

    In reply to Which Flavor Of Ice Cream Would You Swap For Sex?
    Chunky Monkey is (was?) my favorite ice cream, and you just associated it with Ron Jeremy. I hate you.
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    Image of PumpkinWhoopies PumpkinWhoopies
    11/24/08

    In reply to Which Flavor Of Ice Cream Would You Swap For Sex?
    Okay Megan, serious beef here: Chunky Monkey and Ron Jeremy?! Yummy, delicious flavor.. nasty, repungnant man!
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    Image of PhDork PhDork
    11/24/08

    @PumpkinWhoopies: I know, right? I don't know how to un-read something like that. If there were a flavor called "Hairy Troll Ripple," then you could bring up Ron Jeremy.
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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    11/24/08

    In reply to Which Flavor Of Ice Cream Would You Swap For Sex?
    I HATE ice cream! But I love sex..


    wait, no I just had that airy store-bought crap. Whenever I'm dragged into a ColdStone, I just get the smallest size of cake batter. It's like eating butter, god, I love it.

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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    11/24/08

    @glowingliketheocean: I mean, I just HATE that airy store-bought crap.. guh!
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