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    Seth's The Third Wheel On Martha's Date With Cavalli

    Palin Nixed Poehler's Dirty "Drill Baby Drill"

    Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/10/09

    In reply to Seth's The Third Wheel On Martha's Date With Cavalli
    Seth, no Botox joke? It must have been tough.
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Seth's The Third Wheel On Martha's Date With Cavalli
    EW Roberto Cavalli reminds me so much of "the continental" from SNL.
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    12/10/09

    @browngirlinthering: "Cham-pange?"
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    Image of ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox) ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox)
    12/10/09

    In reply to Seth's The Third Wheel On Martha's Date With Cavalli
    I have a color changing face (when people put me on the spot). Thank goodness Seth doesnt share my affliction.
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Seth's The Third Wheel On Martha's Date With Cavalli
    I hear that Cavalli's wine tastes like the urine of Satan after a hefty portion of asparagus.
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Seth's The Third Wheel On Martha's Date With Cavalli
    Color-changing yacht?! I do not believe it.
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    12/10/09

    @cate3710: Being a lackwit, I imagine the yacht is painted like those color-changing mugs, and that the boat turns blue when filled with coffee, er, in warm water. It's probably something cooler and more expensive, but my wee brain can't fathom it.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    12/10/09

    @I, Zombie Normal: My thinking was along similar lines, except I pictured a Hypercolor t-shirt.
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    12/10/09

    @I, Zombie Normal: I was thinking like those cars that turn from glittery dark purple to glittery dark green depending on how the sun hits them.
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    12/10/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: As tacky as they are, I love those type of paint jobs. Also, I used to love seeing the cars that neon lighting underneath, though I never see them anymore. The five year old in me still lives strong!
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    Image of HollyQE2 HollyQE2
    12/10/09

    @WashingMyHair: 5 years old? I was more like 17 - I used to go to "car shows" at night in the Kmart parking lot in high school where everyone showcased these. I so desperately wished my parents' old red Explorer wouldn't clash with the pretty purple ones that I wanted.
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    Image of Questioning Everything Questioning Everything
    12/10/09

    @HollyQE2: Not from when I was 5, but my 5 year old state of mind! Heavens, I wish,
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    11/17/09

    In reply to Palin Nixed Poehler's Dirty "Drill Baby Drill"
    I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt, Margaret, and assume that when you called the joke "crude" you were making an oil pun. And for that I tip my hat to you. #sethmeyerssarahpalin
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    Image of amenfro amenfro
    11/17/09

    @rodmanstreet: I didn't see that at all when I first read it, but now, I'm quite tickled. Well played. #sethmeyerssarahpalin
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Palin Nixed Poehler's Dirty "Drill Baby Drill"
    Going Rouge is such a strange and wonderous typo. #sethmeyerssarahpalin
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    11/17/09

    @AndNowForSomethingDifferent: Yes! That was immediately what I saw and was tickled by.

    Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge. #sethmeyerssarahpalin
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    Image of KiddyKat KiddyKat
    11/17/09

    @Uncommon Whore: so then, you know all about rouge, right? I have been looking for a new one. #sethmeyerssarahpalin
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    11/17/09

    @KiddyKat: Well I was quoting vintage Simpsons (oh yes, vintage I say) but I am awfully fond of Nars Orgasm/Laguna duo. #sethmeyerssarahpalin
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    11/17/09

    @Uncommon Whore: Marge's prom, right? #sethmeyerssarahpalin
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    09/18/09

    In reply to Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
    Wait - Obama called her J.Lo? Ohhh I bet there was a bitchface she had to hold back. And I dont know why but this makes me very happy :-)
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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    09/18/09

    In reply to Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
    That baby's little Michelin Man arms just make me wanna squee out loud and pinch the computer screen.
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    Image of jenrobe jenrobe
    09/18/09

    In reply to Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
    That's one cute kid... wait a second. NALEIGH? STEPHANIE MEYER YOU COME HERE RIGHT NOW.

    A whole generation isn't going to know what a proper name looks like thanks to that woman.
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    09/18/09

    @jenrobe: Honestly, I thought that I was the only one that thought Renesmee was the stupidiest name of all time...
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    Image of Opinionated one Opinionated one
    09/18/09

    In reply to Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
    Katherine Heigl, in my opinion, just does not get it. Is she so wrapped up in the Hollywood model of celebrity and PR, that she would think it perfectly normal to issue a publicity shot of her brand new adopted child to the world, barely before the ink dried on the contract?

    Perhaps I should cut her some slack for not being on People or Us this week with said child, but I dislike all celebrities that use their offspring as an affected accessory. And the speed with which this picture follows on the heels of the announcement she made is unseemly.

    Poor unaware, oblivious child. Welcome to the world of voracious and rabid celebrity, something you did not ask for, and you will never know that you could not have wanted.
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    Image of queenieinmanhattan queenieinmanhattan
    09/18/09

    @Opinionatedone: She may be trying to head the paparazzi off at the path; by putting a photo out there, she may be hoping to sate the appetite for the kinds of photos people get by stalking - far more traumatic for a child than a photo shoot, I would think.

    I just don't think it's fair to constantly assume we know every little motivation of every celebrity out there. There's always more to the story than we imagine.
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    Image of Opinionated one Opinionated one
    09/18/09

    @queenieinmanhattan: There is a big difference between "introducing" what you assume is paparazzi-fodder through an appropriately-timed photo and cashing in on another opportunity to spin your image. I do not think for one hot minute that anything this woman does or says is not considered from all angles as to how it contributes to her image. She is well aware of how children are leveraged in her community, and though she may release a tasteful photo as opposed to a tabloid photospread, it is still timed in a way to capitalize on an announcement she chose to make just recently and contributes to MY opinion (which I am entitled to) that she is manipulating what the public thinks of her, yet again... I feel for this child and all the children of celebrities in this day and age. They are commodities; and it is a sad day when the long term affects of using children as such has not resulted in over-protection but instead over-exposure.

    I would have way more respect for KH, if I ever could have respect for her, if the child had had some time to acclimate to her completely foreign environment before her "debut". 'Course by then, we may have forgotten those forgettable interviews where KH blew her wad.
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    09/18/09

    In reply to Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
    I can't help but like Katherine Heigl, even though there's lot of hate for her. I'm happy for her. I like that her adoption doesn't seem as exploitative as other celebrities.
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    Image of rocknrollunicorn rocknrollunicorn
    09/17/09

    In reply to Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
    Really, Rachel Evan Woods? Your character is going to get "more in-depth"?

    I'm assuming you mean "deeper."
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    Image of queen_caribbean queen_caribbean
    09/17/09

    In reply to Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
    You can turn on your TV at any hour of the day and there's about a 95% chance that you will find a Full House rerun on somewhere. Even the unfunny Dave Coulier HAS to be raking in the royalties. How do you mismanage your money this badly? Come on now, cut...it...out!
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    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    09/17/09

    @queen_caribbean: Maybe he spent all his pay on....... (darts eyes back and forth) ......woooood?
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    09/18/09

    @queen_caribbean: Are you here to remind him of the mess he made?
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    09/17/09

    In reply to Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
    Mmmm Christopher Meloni can bust my chops any day! That's vaguely sexual right? What I'm saying is: I would do him.
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