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Christina Aguilera Got So Drunk at Seth MacFarlane's Xmas Party That She Almost Fell Into a Tree

Christina Aguilera had a better time at Seth MacFarlane’s “annual over-the-top” Christmas party than I thought it was possible to have at Seth MacFarlane’s “annual over-the-top” Christmas party. Page Six’s reporting of the incident is making me incredibly jolly this Tuesday morning, and I wish it were three times as…

Oscars Producers Don't Understand Why You Dummies Didn't Get Their Super Smart Boob Jokes

You big dumb whiners — always opening up your big dumb mouths and whining about things! Things like jokes that you clearly don't get because you're too big and dumb to have a sense of humor. Take Seth MacFarlane's "Boobs Song" at the Oscars, for example. Maybe you thought it was stupid, maybe you thought it was…

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Kristen Stewart Refers To Herself as a "Miserable Cunt," Marie Claire Responds By Insulting Her "Grubby" Clothes

A sound bite like this isn't exactly unsurprising coming from La St00z, whose previous shocking bon mots include telling the paparazzi to "freeze to death" and saying that being photographed against your will is like "getting raped." During a Marie Claire UK Q&A with Balenciaga creative director Nicolas Ghesquiere,…