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    December Glamour: Change We Can't Believe In

    Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga

    Glamour Celebrates Women Of The Year (Plus Steven Tyler)

    Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger

    Speidi Dress As Jon & Kate For Halloween

    Chris Brown Is Still Tweeting About Rihanna

    Berlusconi Urged To Apologize For Sexist Remarks • Catholic Bishops Weigh In On Health Care

    Serena Williams Naked

    Eli Roth Is A Mama's Boy

    Doctor Claims He Was Framed In Miscarriage Case • Gay Couple Refused Right To Wed In Moscow
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/17/09

    In reply to December Glamour: Change We Can't Believe In
    Serena's pic looks sorta dumb. Whimsical staring into the distance? I mean, was there no other pose they could have had her do? #glamourdecember2009cover
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/17/09

    In reply to December Glamour: Change We Can't Believe In
    It's a trick.

    If we're not of the demo to feel sufficiently "aspirationalized" by a standard and previously-repeatedly-seen blond/bland, they think we'll run out and buy them all to collect the set because we might never see it again. #glamourdecember2009cover
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    Image of sequined sequined
    11/17/09

    In reply to December Glamour: Change We Can't Believe In
    I'm unreasonably annoyed that all these women are sharing this month's cover. Like it's news to me that the women's magazine industry is obnoxious.

    Why can't each of these women have a month all by herself? WHY? #glamourdecember2009cover
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    11/17/09

    In reply to December Glamour: Change We Can't Believe In
    What is Jessica Simpson constantly promoting to warrant all that cover time? #glamourdecember2009cover
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11/17/09

    In reply to December Glamour: Change We Can't Believe In
    Oh Glamour. Putting pep in your step is a colloquialism, not a literal prescription. How very Amelia Bedelia of you. Next month I expect advice on putting garbage in your drawers to achieve the desired 'junk in the trunk' look. #glamourdecember2009cover
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    Image of frugal frugal
    11/17/09

    @futuremouse: I've got my sketch pad, I'm off to draw the drapes. #glamourdecember2009cover
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    11/17/09

    @frugal: Would you mind drawing a hot bath as well? Thanks. #glamourdecember2009cover
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    Image of KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
    11/17/09

    In reply to December Glamour: Change We Can't Believe In
    I would much rather read a magazine with Amy Poehler on the cover. What can Jessica Simpson say that hasn't been said already? I know Jessica sells magazines, but honestly? I skipped her article when I received the mag in the mail a few months ago.

    I'm sure we could come up a list of potential cover models that is much better and more interesting than having the same handful of girls pose over and over again. #glamourdecember2009cover
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    11/17/09

    In reply to December Glamour: Change We Can't Believe In
    Well, you guys, the only two of those women who are under 30 are black and the only blonde woman is like, old enough to have kids! You can't expect them to put people like that on the cover every month! People only want to see skinny blonde 20-somethings.

    You know, this comment started out as an over the top joke, but I suddenly realized everything (except maybe that last sentence) is totally true for Glamour. I feel icky.
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    Image of emfish55 emfish55
    11/17/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: My first reaction to seeing all the covers lined up was that it was some kind of readership balkinization. Like they looked at their women of the year ladies, and were like, "Well, sure, sporty women like Serena, and white urban women like Pohler, and young black women relate to Rhianna.... but none of these women has universal appeal. You know, like Sienna Miller. Everyone LOVES Sienna Miller because she's a completely blank slate!" And so they did a bunch of different covers to hedge their bets, because they just can't imagine that any one of them could be liked and admired by a diverse readership. Because they think their readership is stupid. Otherwise, explain "Easy Beauty Tricks! 3-minute Miracles Inside" #glamourdecember2009cover
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    11/17/09

    In reply to December Glamour: Change We Can't Believe In
    Honestly, who in the fuck puts pepper in their shoes to warm up their feet? That is some crazy weird farmers almanac shit. #glamourdecember2009cover
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    Image of KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
    11/17/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Act like an uncomfortable asshole with itchy, hot feet!! Make the party hot hot hot!

    Somehow I can see that idea backfiring... #glamourdecember2009cover
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/17/09

    @KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: I can see Buster Poindexter tripping over those lyrics, too. #glamourdecember2009cover
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    Image of reimoise reimoise
    11/13/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    Also.... The Shannon twins both had minor surgery?? Hmm. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/13/09

    @reimoise: I wonder what it could be... #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    I found Maratha's quote disturbing. And Hugh Hefner's. But "bloody little mouths" just freaked me the fuck out. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of Michelle13 Michelle13
    11/12/09

    @MargaretMoony: She's now #1 on my list of "people to contact when I need to get rid of a body" just for that. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/13/09

    @Michelle13: Maratha would be bomb at getting rid of dead bodies in creative ways. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    Serena wants to talk to you about God's plan, Britney. Oh, and stuffing balls down the fucking throats of cockeyed officials. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC was starred Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC was unstarred
    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    I've often wondered what subjects Hugh and these young ladies could possibly have in common. Besides their love for being naked and Hugh's love for looking at naked ladies, there's really nothing there. Just from Hugh's perspective, doesn't he like having people around who can actually relate to where he's coming from? I mean, I find myself having a hard time talking to people who don't remember tape decks, were not around when Michael Jackson was a god, have never known the joy of watching new episodes of the Thundercats or haven't a clue what in the hell a Glow Worm is.

    I imagine there's just a lot of smiling and nodding in Hugh's "relationships".

    Oh, and boning.

    Lots of Viagra-supported boning. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    Hugh Hefner realizes that the "twins" are actually two separate people right? #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/12/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Oh, silly! Hugh knows that women aren't people. Or women! They're girls. Duh! #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of miscelaineous miscelaineous
    11/12/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Maybe they went under the knife to get individual personality implants. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    I hope Lady GaGa never takes Lohan up on that one, I have far too much respect for her and such an action would seriously upset me... #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of kookla kookla
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    Yes, Chris Brown. Unfortunately, for every one person that yells at you, there will be two thousand who want to take their picture with you. #hughhefnertwitter
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