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Even Breitbart Says Trump Is 'Confused' About Cheering New Jersey Muslims He Claims to Have Seen On 9/11 

Candied yam riddled with moldy spider carcasses Donald Trump managed to involve himself in yet another controversy this weekend, when he claimed to have seen footage of huge crowds of New Jersey Muslims cheering wildly on September 11, 2001. Those Muslims were imaginary. Even the most conservative news outlets can’t…

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Never Forget.

Happy September 11, everyone! Did I mention I've been attending Fashion Week? It's crazy. I bet it's just like Fashion Week was those six short years ago, except now everyone chews out the publicist who fucked up their seat assignment on iPhones. But the energy is the same, as are these swarms of well-dressed people…