I'm Constipated, Therefore I Am: An Introduction

Oh, hello! I suppose before going full-TMI I should properly introduce myself: I'm Jessica Coen, Jezebel's new Executive Editor. I'm excited to be here, and I want to begin by oversharing in a cry for help.

I'm Constipated, Therefore I Am: An Introduction

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