Well, here's the most upsetting new service we've heard about in a long time: a company offers to search your wife or girlfriend's panties for semen, then DNA-test it to see if she's cheating on you. Oh, and you can also use this service on your daughter.
OMFG. Barfgag.This is revolting. Disgusting. Really, this guy had better get the maximum five-year sentence. The lady was at the supermarket with her daughter. And everyone knows chicks love yogurt.
A man who allegedly masturbated on three women in crowded New York subway trains in 2002 and 2005 has finally been arrested after police identified his semen.
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The Dominique Strauss-Kahn rumor mill has kicked into overdrive, with some claiming that the ex-IMF head's supporters are trying to bribe his accuser not to testify. And then, of course, there's the semen issue.
The supposed antidepressant properties of semen have been getting a lot of press lately. We decided to find out if splooge will really boost your mood.
Chocolate and intimacy go hand in hand. It's often (incorrectly) thought to be an aphrodisiac; it's associated with Valentine's day; surveys claim that women would prefer chocolate to sex — as though they were interchangeable. In this Australian ad for Zokoko, choclocated is licked, smeared, drizzled and penetrated.…
Usually, it's women who are accused of faking it in bed, so maybe that's why we're so impressed with male actors who make their onscreen orgasms look so convincing. Here, we present a comprehensive reel of climaxes from over 50 (non-pornographic) films.
A joke about semen in an editorial has plunged the American College of Surgeons into controversy and raised charges of institutionalized sexism.
This article about the magical qualities of semen is about to give many a douchey dude new fodder. Still, there are some fascinating tidbits.
What's worse than boob steppage in the workplace? Semen in a water bottle. In the workplace.
Michael Wayne Edwards Jr. of Maryland was arrested for allegedly squirting semen from a bottle onto female shoppers, then taking cellphone photographs. Police believe he's done it repeatedly and are asking people to report any "unusual substances" found on clothing.
Let's just hope she doesn't get another cake next week that says, "Sorry I got semen in your cake."
Apparently Al Gore's accuser's pants are no Lewinsky dress — analysis determined that the pants were not stained with semen. That said, Gore's reputation will likely be stained by the phrase "sex poodle."
Pregnant women who have more than 4.5 drinks a week may have sons with lower sperm counts, according to a new study. But just a little bit of booze appears to boost sons' potency.
According to new research, some female bodies have very high standards when it comes to sperm. Professor Sarah Robertson explains we have "a quality-control system" that judges whether the incoming semen is acceptable - if not, Attack! [FoxNews]
Men who eat celery have higher levels of pheromones, which makes them virtually irresistible to us lady-folk, doctors claim. As a "bonus," celery ups the amount of ejaculatory fluids - not to mention the real perk of stronger climaxes. [Asylum]
Researchers have found that eating fruits and vegetables can help improve semen quality. (And maybe taste?) Men who eat lots of meat and dairy products miss out on the antioxidants in plants, which leads to lower quality sperm. [UPI]
In Oregon, House Bill 2478 is on its way the governor. It will now be a sex crime to propel "a dangerous substance at another person," following an incident involving semen-throwing at a Target store. [The Oregonian]
Do you suspect your spouse is cheating? Are you paranoid about your teen having sex? These are just a few of the suggested uses for the Semen Detection Spy Kit.
