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    Five A Day

    "The Bill Too Gross To Talk About"

    The Semen Detection Spy Kit Comes To Amazon.com

    Hard To Stomach

    Every Sperm Is Sacred?

    Why Won't Sexist Advertising Go Away?

    "How Can I Prevent Queefing During Sex?"

    The Cookbook For Men Who Get Way Too Excited About Cooking

    "Do Guys Ever Taste Their Own Semen?"

    DIY Semen Detection Kit Enables People To Tell The Difference Between Toothpaste And Cum Stains
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    06/09/09

    In reply to Five A Day
    I don't know about sperm quality, but I know about sperm taste. I once swallowed for a dude who subsisted on nothing but fast food and I nearly threw it right back up. It seriously tasted like chemically-treated rotten meat. I tried hard to keep it from showing on my face, but I failed miserably, and in the process offended him. (He was a schmuck anyway.)


    On the other hand, my husband eats oranges and yogurt for snacks and loves salads, and he tastes quite good. Very sweet and not at all putrid.


    Just add that to the list of benefits of a healthy diet - your spunk will taste good!

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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    06/09/09

    In reply to Five A Day
    Makes sense that dudes with higher veg intakes would have better-quality sperm, since we already know how bad processed foods/excessive sodium/ fake crap is for you in general. I have to say, I personally can't attest to the idea that certain fruits-mango, kiwi, pineapple-will make anyone's come taste better, as none of my illustrious dudes have been big fruit/veg eaters, Mr. Foibles included.


    He tastes like steak.

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    Image of nyc-caribbean-ragazza nyc-caribbean-ragazza
    06/09/09

    In reply to Five A Day
    "ladies, I'm dating a man with the funkiest spunk."


    That was one of the funniest episodes of SATC.

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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    06/09/09

    @nyc-caribbean-ragazza: I really try to hate that show, but I can't truly hate anything that produces quotes like that!
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    06/09/09

    In reply to Five A Day
    A sperm, by any other name, would taste as sweet...
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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    06/09/09

    @NefariousNewt: I'm doing notes on Hamlet for English A-Level tomorrow and now I'm making sperm jokes out of all my quotes. It'll probably help me remember them better, though, so thanks ;)
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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    06/09/09

    In reply to Five A Day
    They can eat as many bananas as they like, but, let's face it, it'll never be milkshake...
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    Image of msAnthrope msAnthrope
    06/09/09

    @Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred):


    you're wrong there. it really is an individual thing. for the record, my guy tastes like coffee milk. no lie. and i can tell the difference because previous men have not tasted this way.


    he drinks tons of milk. that's the only thing i can figure. and eats a lot of cookies and candy. he doesn't have the most healthy diet.

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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    06/09/09

    @msAnthrope: You lucky, lucky lady. I've never had a guy that tasted any less than disgusting, even the health-freak vegan. In fact, he was probably the worst!
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    06/09/09

    @Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred): COTD.
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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    06/09/09

    @AtomiClash: We were all thinkin' it, I'm just sayin' it!
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    06/09/09

    In reply to Five A Day
    actually, I find that strangely relieving. After the seven-day super sperm article from yesterday, i was totally freaked, but my guy is veggie phobic (despite my best efforts). Maybe it evens the playing field? Ha!
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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    06/09/09

    In reply to Five A Day
    If this taste thing is true then my menfriends must have been eating nail polish remover, rotten eggs, and oysters.
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    06/09/09

    @nessalicious: Ugh. Oh my. Your veracity is startling. Though I'd have to add condensed mushroom soup and burnt toast crumbs.
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    Image of inabook inabook
    06/09/09

    @nessalicious: Yeek. That sounds... alarming. I don't think I've ever encountered a guy like that. So.. maybe it is in the diet?
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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    06/09/09

    @hydrogen_jukebox: Ick. But yes. Just thinking about this mixture is triggering my gag reflex...
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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    06/09/09

    In reply to Five A Day
    ̱Just how exactly was this study conducted?  Because I'm getting quite a visual.
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    Image of so5minutesago so5minutesago
    06/09/09

    In reply to Five A Day
    What's that bumper sticker, something like, "vegetarians taste better?"
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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    06/09/09

    @so5minutesago: I have that on my car.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/09/09

    @so5minutesago: I'd like to make a bumper sticker that says "Vegans taste the best." I hope it incites a jizz war*.


    *Not as gross as it sounds.

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    Image of resonanteye resonanteye
    06/05/09

    In reply to "The Bill Too Gross To Talk About"
    Ah, I love my home state.
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    Image of kithkin kithkin
    06/05/09

    In reply to "The Bill Too Gross To Talk About"
    Aren't there zoos in Oregon? I would hate to see the monkeys locked up as sex offenders, as feces are also included.
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    06/05/09

    In reply to "The Bill Too Gross To Talk About"
    seagullin'...
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    06/05/09

    @♥Anti-Social Socialite♥: The part where Russell re-enacts to process is kinda hot...
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    Image of ketamineKitty ketamineKitty
    06/05/09

    In reply to "The Bill Too Gross To Talk About"
    Dave Chappelle will be pleased to hear this.
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    Image of coffee milk coffee milk
    06/05/09

    @ketamineKitty: "I want to pee in your fooooood."


    Speaking of, wouldn't a bill like this make pretty much everything R. Kelly does illegal? Not that a lot of it wasn't already...

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    Image of kithkin kithkin
    06/05/09

    @coffee milk: Breaking: R. Kelly Now Illegal in Oregon


    is the headline i would laugh til i cried to see after the governor signs this bill.

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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    06/05/09

    In reply to "The Bill Too Gross To Talk About"
    Pardon my flippancy, but aren't there already laws on the books for this? It's assault, isn't it? Did they have to come up with a special law, just for semen? Is the semen in Oregon radioactive, or does it have mutagenic properties?
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    06/05/09

    @NefariousNewt: We had a case in CT where some college d-bags ejaculated on a woman's face while she was sleeping. They couldn't be charged with a sex crime or battery (they did find something to charge them with) because there was no physical contact between their bodies and hers. I'm guessing this is similar.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    06/05/09

    In reply to "The Bill Too Gross To Talk About"
    This is going to lead down the slippery slope of women suing their one night stands who never called for throwing semen into their vaginas.
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