Unsurprisingly, Former Manager Sues Chris Brown For Assault
Because the sky is blue and Justin Bieber will indisputably always look like an inebriated toddler, Chris Brown has found himself facing a lawsuit for assault.
Selma Blair Hospitalized After Mixing Meds and Alcohol on a Plane
I’ve always had an affinity for Selma Blair for three reasons: a) I still joke that her kiss with Sarah Michelle Gellar in Cruel Intentions turned me gay, b) she was cousins with a girl I went to Jewish sleepaway camp with, so I was certain that one day she would show up for Visitor’s Day (she never did), and c) the…
Selma Blair Removed From Flight After Outbursts, Taken to Hospital
Actress Selma Blair (The People v. O.J. Simpson, Legally Blonde) was hurried from an international flight to a nearby hospital after an outburst.
New York Judge to Madonna and Guy Ritchie: Get Over Yourselves and Do What’s Best for Rocco
It’s been about two months since 15-year-old Rocco Ritchie ran away from Madonna (sort of) to move in with his father, Guy Ritchie, in London, and their custody battle appears to be nearing its end. TMZ reports the two parents “called into a New York custody hearing Wednesday afternoon” and that a judge gave them the…
Sean Penn Is Having a Very Big Weekend
The last interesting thing Sean Penn did was get dumped by Charlize Theron, but there’s no need to worry about Penn, he seems to be over Theron and into El Chapo...or maybe Madonna, again.
Friday GIF Party!
Welcome to the Friday GIF Party, a new feature we just created that may or may not become a regular thing in which we make a GIF, post the GIF, and then have a party in its honor. For today’s installment, we made a GIF based on this photo taken yesterday of Selma Blair and Sarah Michelle Gellar reenacting their Cruel…
'Konfuzed' Chris Brown Writes Open Letter About How He Hates Himself
Chris Brown is doing some reflecting (literally and figuratively), telling the world, “There has been times where I looked in the mirror and hated the person I see.”
John Travolta Can't Help But Wonder in Cast Photos for People vs. OJ
Behold the official cast photos for American Crime Story: People vs. O.J., the TV movie that we have to wait till 2016 to watch.
Miss New York Accused Of Calling Outgoing Miss America 'Fat As Fuck'
Two days before the 2013 Miss America pageant, Miss New York Nina Dalvuluri —the self-proclaimed Miss Diversity — was allegedly caught on tape calling outgoing Miss America Mallory Hagan "fat as fuck."* Keep it classy, ladies.
'Worst Twerk Fail Ever' Clip Was a Hoax From Prankster Jimmy Kimmel
Last week's viral video "Worst Twerk Fail EVER - Girl Catches Fire!" was actually a staged bit from Jimmy Kimmel, he admitted last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live: "We didn't send it to any TV station, we didn't tweet it. We just put it on YouTube and let the magic happen."
Scream Like It's 2001: Timberlake Reuniting With *NSYNC at VMAs
Justin Timberlake will reunite with late '90s asterisk pirates *NSYNC for a performance at the VMAs, which I like to imagine they strong-armed him into. ("What, you're too good for us now just because you got rid of your Instant Ramen-looking hair and married the hot girl from Summer Catch?") But they aren't rushing…
Julia Roberts Is a Real Dick To Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
Julia Roberts' half-sister Nancy Motes, who weighed 300 pounds before undergoing gastric bypass surgery in 2010, says that her relationship with Julia has been testy since Motes was in her teens and Roberts broke into stardom after Pretty Woman. Apparently Roberts would not let Motes forget that she was a Fat Woman.
Here's Drunk-Ass Justin Bieber Pissing in a Restaurant Mop Bucket
A little dingleberry hanging from the butt of humanity named Justin Bieber peed in a restaurant mop bucket in New York earlier this year because he is an ingrate, and there's a video. As previously evidenced by shenanigans at that Vegas indoor skydiving place, El Beebo and his posse continuously target the employees…
Kate Moss's Nipples To Celebrate Playboy's 60th Anniversary
While it is hardly the first time Kate Moss's tater tots come out and say 'sup y'all, her hairstylist leaked that he just wrapped Moss's nude shoot for the January issue of Playboy next year — the same month as her 40th birthday. It's also Playboy's 60th anniversary.
The Kardashian Christmas Card Looks Like a Tampon Ad
I think it was Tolstoy who wrote, "Happy families are all alike, but Kardashians are all different kinds of bacterial strains of fame-grubber." Here is their Christmas card, which features dearly departed Persian kitten Mercy (RIP) sitting unhappily in something that looks like it came from Ikea and is maybe called a…
This Is What You Wear to a Polo Match in Hellay
Random celebrities showed up for the Third Annual Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic held in Los Angeles on Saturday; and in case you're wondering what one wears to a champagne-sponsored polo event in LaLaLand, here are some answers: A turban, a jumpsuit, and some platform wedges.
In Her Ongoing Campaign of Vehicular Recklessness, Amanda Bynes Smoked Pot In Her Car
Because we all haven't heard enough about Amanda Bynes' exploits behind the wheel, she apparently drove around aimlessly around Los Angeles for most of Tuesday, cutting people off and running lights, while taking hits of weed from a surreptitious pipe designed to look like a car cigarette lighter.
Chris Colfer Publishes Novel, Makes You Realize What You Could Have Done At 22 If You Hadn't Been Hungover
We've lost count of how many "threats" Glee star Chris Colfer is at this point: dancing, singing, acting, onscreen ascot-wearing, a 2011 Time Magazine Influential Person, and now novel-writing. Sextuple threat? The Golden Globe winner and two-time Emmy nominee's debut novel, a fantasy called The Land of Stories: The…
Selma Blair Breastfeeds Her Son in Public, Doesn’t Give a Shit What Anyone Thinks
Some people think boobs are disgusting, unnatural and entirely unsuitable for public display, and this goes double time when some kid is going to town on them for milky sustenance. To these folk Selma Blair, aka Ursula Udders, delivers savage eye roll and says she doesn't care what they think when she lets her nipples…
