@Penny: Selfridges always does an incredible job with their windows - just walking by the department store is enough to make me laugh. Are you responsible for creating window displays, Penny? You lucky thing. #selfridges
@Harlot Brontë: i dont like the selfy window this season =( it makes me nervous with all the featureless mannequins. Narvey Nicks in knightsbridge on the other hand, did good this year. #selfridges
@Penny: My momma, talented and multi-faceted woman that she is, used to have this specific job. She was in charge of costuming and arranging display figures and scenes for department store Holiday windows all over the country.
A ridiculously interesting job, but one not without its disadvantages: Come July, her basement workshop was always full of naked, armatured motorized elves and Victorian ladies with glass eyes, smiling cheerily into the darkness. #selfridges
@hydrogen_jukebox: I think I would wet my pants in terror at that sight. I almost did sitting here in the safety of my college hallway. *shudder* #selfridges
Oh, Ms. Barton. How I loved you in the O.C. But then the show ended. And you started wearing really weird clothes. Then your clothes became even more weird, and you added weird hats to your weird outfits. And now, you want me to buy headbands from you? Headbands, really? Oh honey. If they don't look good on you, with your perfect skin and flowing locks, they are gonna look like twelve kinds of shit on me. So. How about instead of shilling crappy head wear, tell me which products you use on your face. Then maybe we can be friends. Maybe.
I may have missed this month's Vogue-bashing installment and possibly it was mentioned there, but when I read through the really thin January edition I noticed a mention of "high/low" fashion combinations. When I read the actual article I couldn't find any mention of what I would consider cheap shit. Are the NY 'recessionistas' wearing their Vuitton with so-called cheap shit that I still couldn't afford even when the economy is good?
What a tease. I wanted to read about the cheap shit!
Can we please address these so-called "sales"? Because the only time I step into a mall is during the Christmas season, and I have shopped at Macy's and Nordstroms and Dillards and have yet to see one damned thing that I would consider a real "sale." And the jewelry "sales" are a freaking joke. Jack up the price to one no one would pay so you can cut it down to a normal price and call it a "bargain"?
Back to TJMaxx/Marshall's for me. They actually know me by name there - I'm not sure if that's good or bad!?
When will celebrity "designers" start learning from Jessica Simpson? No one is going to pay 100 dollars for something cheap with Mischa Barton's name on it. What we will do is buy reasonably priced cute shoes with Jessica Simpson's name safely hidden under our foot. Celebrities names aren't worth anything when applied to fashion--they should just make things that are cute and cheap.
I work part time at Macy's and they've lost their motherfucking minds if they think people are going to be shopping in there at 3 in the morning. We don't even have customers during normal business hours. Also, this is the first I've heard of this. Maybe it's just the NYC stores?
@blackbirdfly: Well hell, it works for Wal-Mart in my redneck backwater town. They're open 24/7 and I have to pass by when returning from late gigs. It always, always amazes me that people are shopping in that store at 3 am. I don't think I've ever seen the customer portion of their parking lot with fewer than 20 cars there.
I've heard that its really fun to take a drunken stroll through Wal-Mart at 2 am after they kick you out of the closing bar. Ahem, yes, *cough* that is what I've heard.
@Gretchen: I live in WV and the Wal-Mart is ALWAYS packed. Doesn't matter what time of the day or night. I would rather stick a fork in my eye than deal with our local Wal-Mart. At any hour!
@Gretchen: A drunk Wal-Mart run is fun. Especially when they have the children's bicycles out. They usually lock them up now, damn soul-stealing capitalists!
But the McDonald's in our local Wal-Mart is not 24 hrs, which totally ruins the fun when you need some greasy fries to replenish the calories burned while riding bikes.
@devilchyld22: You know celebs totally edit their Wikipedia to make us feel bad about ourselves. There's no way I'm older than Mischa Barton & Lindsay Lohan.
@devilchyld22: Oh, wow. Not only are they ridiculously priced headbands. 'Cause, really, no headband should be over 5 dollars...but they look way cheap. ha, celebrities.
Please, please tell me that's a headband made out of lasers. Or lit candles. Or lightbulbs. I'll even be happy if it's made from a fluorescent rave tube. Anything that actually glows.
If it doesn't give off light in some way, I'm suing her for false advertising.
That is the oddest picture. It's like she's trying to scratch head lice, protect her bag from a pickpocket, and cover up her food baby all at once. ("I'm not pregnant! It's a fucking burrito!")
@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (and the ovumlord of the rings): "I'm not pregnant! It's a fucking burrito!" I find myself telling people this on a regular basis. Does this mean I'll be featured in "OMG BUMPWATCH!!1!" if I refuse to lay off the burritos?
Unless she has a headband like the one the Childlike Empress wore in Neverending Story, I won't be buying...
even then I could just put a necklace on my head and be done with it. Has anyone ever looked at someone actually wearing one of these forehead-bands and gone, "Huh. Now THAT looks good" ? Srsly.
@Papayablue: I did see one picture of a girl in a foreband and she looked stunning. But, she was also stunningly beautiful. I pictured said foreband on me and it was a big negatory.
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A ridiculously interesting job, but one not without its disadvantages: Come July, her basement workshop was always full of naked, armatured motorized elves and Victorian ladies with glass eyes, smiling cheerily into the darkness. #selfridges
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What a tease. I wanted to read about the cheap shit!
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Back to TJMaxx/Marshall's for me. They actually know me by name there - I'm not sure if that's good or bad!?
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Anything I saw that was a good steal was covered in make-up, chocolate or unidentifiable goo.
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Brilliant!
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Who am I kidding? I would never wear headbands.
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I've heard that its really fun to take a drunken stroll through Wal-Mart at 2 am after they kick you out of the closing bar. Ahem, yes, *cough* that is what I've heard.
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But the McDonald's in our local Wal-Mart is not 24 hrs, which totally ruins the fun when you need some greasy fries to replenish the calories burned while riding bikes.
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I went to school in Waco. Not much to do.
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This is by far my most favorite of the headbands.
"Toss this on for your holiday party, or a night out with the girls or date. Get the glow!"
[www.staceylapidus.com]
(eye roll eye roll serious eye roll)
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Please, please tell me that's a headband made out of lasers. Or lit candles. Or lightbulbs. I'll even be happy if it's made from a fluorescent rave tube. Anything that actually glows.
If it doesn't give off light in some way, I'm suing her for false advertising.
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I bet the big ruts left in your forehead after you take that Michael's project gone bad thing off your head are sexxy, too.
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It's how my grandmother told me to carry my purse when traveling internationally and riding the metro.
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@dancerevolution is on the beach, bish.: I hope to God I do not look as paranoid as Mischa does when I am on the subway.
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Unless she has a headband like the one the Childlike Empress wore in Neverending Story, I won't be buying...
even then I could just put a necklace on my head and be done with it. Has anyone ever looked at someone actually wearing one of these forehead-bands and gone, "Huh. Now THAT looks good" ? Srsly.
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And the publicity shots make me wonder why you wouldn't prefer to be paying £60-£120 to never ever have to wear one of those.