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halloweenjack, King of the Wild Frontier
09/01/09

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How sad. I bet he was all set to scrape up his 15 minutes of YooChoob fame by lip-syncing to some Slavic pop song on video, and then someone told him about the Numa Numa guy and he just sort of lost it.
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boxspelunker
09/01/09

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I enjoy the tags on this post. A lot.
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Lady Skittlehattington
09/01/09

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If you can't beat em, join em, eh, Norm? Eh?

Not only is this offensive, it's also uninspired. Why does every assface with a camera have something profoundly uninteresting to say?
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TeFrey
09/01/09

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I love that Charlie Atlas here chooses to lecture on the increadably weight loss provided by walking around the grocery store.

Dude, if walking around the grocery store made people thin, then you, by virtue of walking around the grocery store would be thin. You are not, thus your logic is flawed.
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squeakel
09/01/09

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He's bitching out OLD women for being too fat to walk around comfortably and he's out of breath just from talking.
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robyngraves
09/01/09

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Not funny. Dead, soulless eyes. Multiple pauses seem to me like this is a script he memorized. Trying too hard. Can't even comprehend a sentence out of his mouth because every other word is "fuck" and I'm so not going to spend the effort to mentally delete all that and decode. I'm not even going to spend the effort to hate him.

Reminds me of that up there^ (Riiiight about 3:04)
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Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
09/01/09

@robyngraves: That is by far my favorite-ever episode of Spongebob.
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RedBeansAndRiceDidMissHer
09/01/09

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Ugh, did anyone else's mind immediately go to the thread following a Pot Psychology from forever ago where Tracie responded to a girl's question about good sexual positions for fat people with a rant about fat people on motorized scooters at Dollywood?

I hate being reminded of that, becuase I adore both PotPsych and Tracie. At least she and Rich are funny though. This guy is off his rocker and not remotely funny, UGH.
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queenieinmanhattan
09/01/09

@RedBeansAndRiceDidMissHer: Mine sure did. I stopped reading Pot Psych for a while after that.
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BeSarcastic
09/01/09

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He and women are f*ckin done professionally.
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lilbobbytables
09/01/09

@BeSarcastic: oh GOOOOOOOOOOD for him.
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Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
09/01/09

@BeSarcastic: I laughed out loud. Especially at the "OH GOOOOOOOD for him"
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labeled
09/01/09

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YouTube just lost the internet today.
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LuvEwan
09/01/09

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Isn't EVERYONE annoying at the grocery store?

Old fucking people are annoying too, buying up all the fucking prune fucking juice and fucking Citrucel.

And fucking babies? They're always fucking getting their fucking strollers in the way, and their fucking parents have to buy them those little fucking jars of fucking pureed shit that fucking take forever to scan because you have to fucking scan each fucking jar.

Fucking teenagers, they fucking get on my goddamn shit nerves too. Fucking traipsing behind their fucking shit for brains fucking parents reading magazines they won't fucking actually buy and dropping those little subscription cars on the fucking floor for some shitface fucker to slip on and sue the fucking grocery store (which I fucking tried to fucking do once and it didn't fucking work out).

And fucking single women, they're the fucking WORST. Buying their fucking makeup and fucking disgusting tampons (have the fucking decency to buy those fucking gross things over the goddamn internet) and fucking standing in line pretending not to even fucking see me but like I fucking care. The fucking chicks on fucking Youtube fucking LOVE me.
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labeled
09/01/09

@LuvEwan: Oh yes, I definitely did promote this.
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
09/01/09

@LuvEwan: That was pretty fucking awesome.
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lilbobbytables
09/01/09

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Yaknow, something that annoys me people who use the term 'fuck' for lack of any better way to express themselves. I would go on a "fuck"-infused rant, but that may be hypocritical.
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morninggloria
09/01/09

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Maybe he meant "phat" people, and he's jealous that he was always picked on by "phat" people in school and grew up to hate everything "phat."
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joannabobanna
09/01/09

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He's hungry out of his ass? Damn, that's mighty hungry.
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LuvEwan
09/01/09

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I saw two older, overweight women in motorized wheelchairs traveling on the sidewalk the other day, in the middle of an Arizona afternoon. My first thought was "wow, they must be really hot". It didn't occur to me I was supposed to be filled with disgust and hatred and turn into a lame caricature of George Carlin upon seeing them.
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bluebears
09/01/09

@LuvEwan: Now you know. Please adjust your humanity downward.
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PaintedTrollop
09/01/09

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It's a pity he didn't stop after the initial self-diagnosis.
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