Selfish, Kim Kardashian-West’s book of selfies, was released Tuesday and I spent nearly half an hour flipping through each of its 445 pages. Though I had spent many months looking forward to the silly collection of photographs, I was delighted to find that Selfish had a surprise waiting up the sleeves of its dust…

Kim Kadashian, artiste*, has revealed the cover of her newest photo book Selfie, a collection of her selfies because you really need it in your life. Because there are not enough Kim Kardashian photos to go around for free online. Because what is life if it's not for sale? This book is Kanye's fault.