These Are the Best Captions in Kim Kardashian's Book of Selfies
Selfish, Kim Kardashian-West’s book of selfies, was released Tuesday and I spent nearly half an hour flipping through each of its 445 pages. Though I had spent many months looking forward to the silly collection of photographs, I was delighted to find that Selfish had a surprise waiting up the sleeves of its dust…
'My Idol' Is The Internet's Funniest New Obsession

If you’ve been on Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, or Vine lately, then you’ve probably seen pictures or videos of strange, cartoony characters recently. Maybe they’re pole dancing. Maybe they’re singing Frozen’s Let It Go. Maybe they have a celebrity’s face. Or maybe they look like a monstrosity that shouldn’t exist.
Nev Schulman Takes an 'Ugly Selfie' That Is Neither Ugly Nor a Selfie
It was only in September that our friend Nev Schulman took the brave, bold step of declaring the elevator he happened to be riding in, "abuse free," a direct reference to NFL player Ray Rice assaulting his then-fiancé in an elevator.
Study: Men Who Post Tons of Selfies Have Psychopathic Tendencies
Vindication is yours! If you've been demanding that your friends put down the selfie stick and stop posting every goddamn photo of themselves online because it's probably a sign of severe mental illness, you've finally got some research to back all of that up. It appears that people who post lots of selfies score…
The Future is Now: We Are ThisClose to Hot and Heavy 3D Sexting
What a time to be alive! If you're already proficient in sexting and getting a little bored by the process of sending nudes and typing out phrases such as "my dick is so hard I am currently lifting a bucket of water with it as I think of you," you're about to have your life changed. Imagine sexts, but with 3D printing.
Three-Year-Old Takes 677 Selfies in a Row Because This Is Life Now
Imagine you're a parent with a charming 3-year-old. From time to time, you allow said child to hold your phone and play with it because it's either that or listen to a screaming 3-year-old cry because they want to play with your phone. Imagine now that after you give your phone to your lovely child you discover she…
South Korea Is Outlawing Knock-Off "Selfie Sticks"
In South Korea, if your selfie game is strong, it might be because you own a selfie stick, that is, a monopod (pole) that you attach your phone to in order to take a selfie from a distance farther than, um, an arm's length away. But soon, selling the wrong kind of selfie stick could lead to a serious fine or up to…

