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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    11/10/09

    In reply to Readers Not That Into Self's Pseudo-Kelly Clarkson
    Zoe's cover sold better because people are way, way more into pooping bonuses than pooping surprises. Duh! #kellyclarksonself
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    Image of judgingamy judgingamy
    11/10/09

    In reply to Readers Not That Into Self's Pseudo-Kelly Clarkson
    Kelly Clarkson also hasn't done much recently, to my knowledge. Zooey had a highly buzzed-about movie. I'm sure that's a factor. #kellyclarksonself
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    judgingamy was starred judgingamy was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/10/09

    In reply to Readers Not That Into Self's Pseudo-Kelly Clarkson
    Next months headlines:

    GET FUCKING TINY!

    How to Photoshop yourself
    into someone that
    even your guy
    won't recognize!

    You're not skinny enough. #kellyclarksonself
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    morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of sequined sequined
    11/10/09

    In reply to Readers Not That Into Self's Pseudo-Kelly Clarkson
    Might it not also be worth noting that the Kelly Clarkson cover is really dull? Besides not looking like Kelly, it's just not as pretty and cheerful.

    Plus, right next to it on the newsstand I can pick up Shape, which always features the same bikini-clad body thigh-high in water with a different celebrity's head pasted on, and what's not fun about that? #kellyclarksonself
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    10/26/09

    In reply to Conde Cutbacks Force Self Editor To Exercise
    So Conde Nast photoshopped her car-service budget to make it smaller? #lucydanziger
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    Image of Antrack Antrack
    10/26/09

    In reply to Conde Cutbacks Force Self Editor To Exercise
    I'm just glad she's not too cool and fashionable to wear a helmet. Please, ladies, protect your amazing brains when you ride! #lucydanziger
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    ihateyourescalade promoted this comment Antrack was starred Antrack was unstarred
    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    10/26/09

    @Antrack: Great point about the helmets, but one small correction: Nobody at Self is cool or fashionable. #lucydanziger
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    Image of LeCauchemar LeCauchemar
    10/26/09

    In reply to Conde Cutbacks Force Self Editor To Exercise
    That article left the most important questions unanswered:

    1. How is she not a sweaty mess when she arrives?

    2. How the hell do you bike with coffee?

    THIS is the information I need, not what pants she was wearing. God, NYT. #lucydanziger
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment LeCauchemar was starred LeCauchemar was unstarred
    Image of Dwangela Dwangela
    10/26/09

    In reply to Conde Cutbacks Force Self Editor To Exercise
    I think it's great that she bikes to work when able. And I can't blame her for taking the car service offered to her. I know I would if I were in her position. #lucydanziger
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    ihateyourescalade promoted this comment Dwangela was starred Dwangela was unstarred
    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    10/26/09

    @Dwangela: I would never take a car service, no matter how high up I got. It is incredibly wasteful in a world with so much pollution and in a city with overclogged streets. Then again, I'm probably biased, as my name implies. #lucydanziger
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    10/26/09

    In reply to Conde Cutbacks Force Self Editor To Exercise
    Seems like she should have been doing this all along. #lucydanziger
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    Image of zoethebitch zoethebitch
    10/26/09

    In reply to Conde Cutbacks Force Self Editor To Exercise
    From the article: "...she was standing outside the Condé Nast entrance with one leg on her bike, helmet off, hair unmussed." (emphasis mine)

    Who needs photoshop when your life is perfect? #lucydanziger
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    Alys Brangwin can't stop the beat promoted this comment zoethebitch was starred zoethebitch was unstarred
    Image of queenieinmanhattan queenieinmanhattan
    10/26/09

    In reply to Conde Cutbacks Force Self Editor To Exercise
    "Her outfit was distinctly nonathletic: Tory Burch jacket, Tory Burch blouse, tight black pants, black boots and, yes, a bike helmet."

    Those "tight black pants" look suspiciously like leggings to me. Is this the new euphemism? #lucydanziger
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/26/09

    In reply to Conde Cutbacks Force Self Editor To Exercise
    With the prowess of the Self world champion photoshop team, you'd think they could digitally insert her into her office. No commute necessary. #lucydanziger
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    morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of labratintraining labratintraining
    10/26/09

    In reply to Conde Cutbacks Force Self Editor To Exercise
    I hear using Photoshop makes your fingers nice and skinny, just like we've always wanted.

    But maybe if they stop buying the license to Photoshop, they'll save a lot of money..... #lucydanziger
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    Alys Brangwin can't stop the beat promoted this comment labratintraining was starred labratintraining was unstarred
    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    10/26/09

    In reply to Conde Cutbacks Force Self Editor To Exercise
    Lots of recent journalism school grads are on a diet rich with fiber these days. Those degrees may not be tasty, but they are filling.

    (That last part needs an intern to file a correction.) #lucydanziger
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    andBegorrah was starred andBegorrah was unstarred
    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    10/26/09

    In reply to Conde Cutbacks Force Self Editor To Exercise
    Why does she have to wear Tory Burch? I think I'm missing something. #lucydanziger
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    linnyt is a walking cliché was starred linnyt is a walking cliché was unstarred
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