"Are you a college girl looking to slim down after putting on the 'freshman 15'?" Why then you could become Self magazine's next intern — as long as you have a lot of friends.
In this stunningly ableist rant about fat people who use motorized scooters, self-loathing fat guy Norm repeatedly exclaims, "I'm a dumb fucking idiot!" No argument here, dude. [Buzzfeed]
Self (tagline: "You At Your Best") is supposed to be the healthy, life-affirming ladymag. But take a look at the August cover. You've got articles about diet, skin, butts (of course), sex — and electric bills. Swap Rebecca Romijn's sporty shorts outfit for a gown, and this cover would be indistinguishable from Cosmo…