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    Victoria Beckham Sells Out; Mary Kate & Ashley Do Men

    Roberto Cavalli's Stogie, Segway
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    02/26/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Sells Out; Mary Kate & Ashley Do Men
    Shiny corpse lips - Nars Lip Lacquer in Chelsea Girl if you're peachy/pale. Done.
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    02/26/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Sells Out; Mary Kate & Ashley Do Men
    Having your own line of pajamas is sooo punk! Sid Vicious would be doing the same if he were still around today.


    Grrr. Avril makes me crazy.

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    Image of MockMyWorld MockMyWorld
    02/26/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Sells Out; Mary Kate & Ashley Do Men
    Sure, you're laughing now, True Religion, but KFED IS ONTO YOU. Once he starts spreading the good word that jeans for toddlers need not cost two hundred dollars, there goes Q1 '09.
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    Image of iloveastone iloveastone
    02/26/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Sells Out; Mary Kate & Ashley Do Men
    I'm pretty sure Seventeen taught me to put eyeshadow on my lips mixed with (my beauty staple, sadly) vaseline YEARS AGO.


    I'z been rockin blue lips for years. No, that's not a lack of oxygen you're seeing.... it's PURE RESOURCEFULLNESS, thnx.

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    Image of iloveastone iloveastone
    02/26/09

    @iloveastone: *resourcefulness said the mac spell check.
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    Image of pamplemousse (nee twinpeaks) pamplemousse (nee twinpeaks)
    02/26/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Sells Out; Mary Kate & Ashley Do Men
    Does the Jenna Jameson perfume smell like latex and lube?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    02/26/09

    @twinpeaks is not gainfully employed: With just a hint of silicone.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    02/26/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Sells Out; Mary Kate & Ashley Do Men
    I prefer matte corpse lips as opposed to shiny.


    I'm old school zombie that way.

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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    02/26/09

    @BabyJane: Do you still wait for marriage before eating head? Because I don't.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    02/26/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Sells Out; Mary Kate & Ashley Do Men
    Jenna Jameson Perfume? I am going to stay klassy and not go there. But perhaps someone else here will? Please?


    Hamsterpants, stayin' klassy since 2008!

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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    02/26/09

    @Hamsterpants: Oh, don't pussy out! I'll be happy to porntificate about her perfume.
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    02/26/09

    @Hamsterpants: Brass polish and bleach?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    02/26/09

    @BrutallyHonestZombies: You would have to be a big boob to buy that stuff.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    02/26/09

    @BrutallyHonestZombies: I'm sure it has warm coozy notes as its essence.
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    Image of Bgirl_Hamster Bgirl_Hamster
    02/26/09

    @Hamsterpants: With a subtle dash of shame.
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    02/26/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Sells Out; Mary Kate & Ashley Do Men
    ...trend stories about whether consumers will ever be duped into paying $700 for a pair of pumps again .


    i still wonder how consumers got duped into paying $700 for a pair of shoes in the first place, nevermind the people who paid over $300,000 for a regular suburban 3 bedroom maybe 2 bathroom house in phoenix.


    it may be tough, and there may be layoffs, but learning to live on less shouldn't be a novel concept, and if this whole terrible economy thing teaches us all how to do that, i would call it a good thing.

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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    02/26/09

    @rednrowdy: And in ten years, it will all be forgotten.


    Remember the Good Earth ? Tried to teach us the concept of hard work and the value of things. In 1950.

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    Image of Bgirl_Hamster Bgirl_Hamster
    02/26/09

    @rednrowdy: I'm going to start learning to live on less right after I finish installing this 24 carat potty I bought.
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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    02/26/09

    @rednrowdy: yep. articles like this, and the sentiment behind them, annoy the hell out of me.


    i don't make a lot by american standards($22,000/year), but i get by, and it kind of annoys me to hear people talking about 'cutting back' and then when they go into detail, they're really lamenting the fact that they can no longer spend money they don't have, i.e., max out their credit cards to buy non-necessities.


    that said, i know that the current economic climate has not been kind to a lot of people. i'm not blaming anyone for what has or hasn't happened, just expressing frustration with some of my acquaintances.

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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    02/26/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Sells Out; Mary Kate & Ashley Do Men
    Good idea, Saks. The real estate market is in excellent condition right now, and I'm sure that it won't be any trouble at all for you to find a buyer.
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    Image of PrettyPrettyPrincess PrettyPrettyPrincess
    02/26/09

    @morninggloria: Saks - proving they are still in touch with American reality! Maybe they will start some fear-mongering in an effort to distract us from their REAL agenda.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    02/26/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Sells Out; Mary Kate & Ashley Do Men
    I'm so sorry to hear that Saks is troubled. When she starts writing Goth poetry and cutting herself it'll be time to step in.
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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    02/26/09

    @BrutallyHonestZombies: or making creepy renderings of bella's womb in felt...
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    02/26/09

    @argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?: Oh you just got hearted for that. Ha!
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    02/26/09

    @argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?: I lol'd. Well played!


    (Also, I love chanting your username to myself.)

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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    02/26/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Sells Out; Mary Kate & Ashley Do Men
    Psht Chanel Segway. The true princess rides about in a rickshaw powered by laid off investment bankers.
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    02/26/09

    @BrutallyHonestZombies: Reading GOOP, no doubt.
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    Image of PrettyPrettyPrincess PrettyPrettyPrincess
    02/26/09

    @BrutallyHonestZombies: I paint MY investment bankers in 24-carat gold, tyvm.
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    02/26/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Sells Out; Mary Kate & Ashley Do Men
    I am still pissed I don't live near a Saks anymore.


    Not that I could have afforded something for myself last Christmas at even 75% off, but I would have managed somehow.

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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    02/26/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Sells Out; Mary Kate & Ashley Do Men
    Hmmm.....I have to say, I am having difficulty imagining dress shorts. I have a feeling that I might burst out laughing and pointing if I see them.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    02/26/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Sells Out; Mary Kate & Ashley Do Men
    Oh, my lip color? I've just been munching on chalk all day. It's the new thing.
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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    02/26/09

    @GirlSailor: oh, honey! get some rolaids! same thing, but cherry-flavor!
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    Image of girlnamedblue girlnamedblue
    02/26/09

    @GirlSailor: There was one show (I think it was Prada)a couple of years ago that featured wine-stained lips. The make-up artist did an interview about how to apply the lip stains and such to achieve the look. Personally, I think I do a nice enough job with a glass or three of wine.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    02/26/09

    @girlnamedblue: I prefer wine to get wine stained lips also. Bonus: matching wine stained teeth!
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    02/26/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Sells Out; Mary Kate & Ashley Do Men
    Tatiana, François Nars link about having purple corpse-icle lips is broken.


    (For those curious about how to use $32 worth of eyeshadow to make yourselves look like an alien: How to Put Eyeshadow On Your Lips. I know what I'm doing tonight!)

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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    02/26/09

    @tscheese: Ah yes, "jewelry for the face"....I gave up on that the night I fell asleep drunk on my face and lost my nose-stud.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    02/26/09

    @tscheese: (I should add that I will be trying this with Wet n' Wild. In all my life, I have never even SEEN Nars cosmetics.)
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    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    02/26/09

    @tscheese: thank you for the fixed link. I actually did want to know what he did...


    By the way being an avid make up wearer, I can use up a Wet n'Wild shadow in no time, but my favourite Nars shadow is 10 years old and still perfect.

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    Image of ohgoodness ohgoodness
    02/26/09

    @tscheese: You've never seen Nars cosmetics? They sell at Sephora. They're actually great cosmetics, moderately priced. If MAC had an older, more sophisticated sister it'd be Nars.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    02/26/09

    @ohgoodness... here come the zombies.: I was in a Sephora once in 2005. It's just not something I often think about, I guess. I'm sure I've seen Nars cosmetics on other people--and I'm sure it's lovely! But as someone who considers Wet and Wild a splurge, I doubt I'll be getting anything at Sephora in the near future.
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