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    "Haha, One Of These Days I'll Shoot Myself From Boredom!"

    Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line

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    07/20/09

    In reply to "Haha, One Of These Days I'll Shoot Myself From Boredom!"
    See, now that's how I picture hortense. And in my mind she somehow moderates on a vintage typewriter!
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    07/21/09

    @Skellatrix: And a fabulous orange, belted dress!
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    07/20/09

    In reply to "Haha, One Of These Days I'll Shoot Myself From Boredom!"

    MOAR:
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    07/20/09

    In reply to "Haha, One Of These Days I'll Shoot Myself From Boredom!"
    "The IBM Electric does more for you than any other typewriter!"

    But does it double as a vibrator? Because that's what I look for in my appliances.
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    07/20/09

    In reply to "Haha, One Of These Days I'll Shoot Myself From Boredom!"
    ummm, isn't the point of a typewriter that the typing looks the same every time?
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    07/20/09

    @Lucille van Pelt: Seriously, it's not like we are talking about calligraphy here.
    "My God, your Courier New is so beautiful!"
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    07/20/09

    @bluetrain84:
    I dunno, women can be so incompetent sometimes. Most secretaries have to wear helmets while using typewriters.
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    07/20/09

    @le monde is rond: That's true, if all she needs is glasses instead of a full-on body suit made of lead to get things done, then she deserves an accolade.
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    07/20/09

    @le monde is rond: this one looks complicated, but the men who designed it made it simple enough for a woman to use
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    07/20/09

    In reply to "Haha, One Of These Days I'll Shoot Myself From Boredom!"
    She's smiling so wide because she just handed him her resignation, the first line of which reads: Cram it with walnuts, ugly!
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    07/20/09

    In reply to "Haha, One Of These Days I'll Shoot Myself From Boredom!"
    But doesn't she know guys don't make passes at girls that wear glasses. In the film version of this ad she takes off her glasses, lets down her glossy hair and the boss falls in love with her.
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    07/20/09

    @mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: After which, they dance the passo doble to show all the haters how powerful their love is.

    Baz Luhrmann will direct.
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    07/20/09

    @mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: After which he types WILL YOU MARRY ME on the IBM.
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    07/20/09

    In reply to "Haha, One Of These Days I'll Shoot Myself From Boredom!"
    I wear glasses (never contacts) and am on the lookout for places to get fun, cheap frames. Any suggestions?
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    07/20/09

    @Raederle: Are you in the NYC area? I love Fabulous Fanny's. They have a site, too, actually. Moscot also has some cool original styles from the 20s!
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    11/18/08

    In reply to Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line
    Beau Biden's been deployed for two months!
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    11/18/08

    In reply to Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line
    This chick replacing Rachel is a VAST improvement over Ariana... tho' her make-up artist needs to be fired.
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    11/18/08

    In reply to Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line
    They just called Alaska for Mark Begich on MSNBC!!!!
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    11/18/08

    @stacyinbean: Bluh to all the people who called Alaskans stupid.
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    11/18/08

    @stacyinbean: One more avenue for Pfailin to try to make a power grab in closed with a clang! Countdown to obscurity in 5...4...3...2...1
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    11/18/08

    In reply to Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line
    Interesting Attorney General pick. While I do love Mr.Obama, it's a bit perplexing that he's basically vetting the entire Clinton administration for his cabinet. While this is obviously not a bad decision, the whole 'Change' rhetoric is starting to sound a lot more like rhetoric. Any one else a tad confused?
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    11/18/08

    @lastbroadcast: I know. It's like deja vu, all over again.

    And you are right, it is not a bad choice. Just not... very... changie?
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    11/18/08

    @lastbroadcast: @La Chica Lucy: I think it's hard to be 'changie' when you are the 'changiest' thing that's happened to your party in a while. There are certainly qualified newbies out there but we know Obama likes to surround himself with the best and the brightest, maybe that means some of the old crowd? Or a lot of the old crowd?
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    11/18/08

    @stacyinbean: Excellent point. And, as I said, I don't feel any of his choices thus far have been poor ones. It just feels a little weird, I guess... seeing some of the same names from the past crop up again. I love Hillary (my state Senator) but one of the reasons I voted for Obama in the primaries was I'm kind of tired of the same people controlling our country for decades. I didn't want another Clinton administration (nothing against him; he was the first President I voted for and I think he was a good leader) almost as much as I didn't want another Bush administration. Okay, I REALLY didn't want another Bush Admin, but I guess I just expected a few more fresh, or maybe even Republican, faces. I hope I'm making sense, as I really need to eat. Chili, here I come!
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    11/18/08

    @lastbroadcast: I think the analysis that I've been hearing is essentially that he doesn't want to pull a Jimmy Carter, or Deval Patrick where you come in preaching a lot of change and disregard the old guard and established people. Veterans might be a little stuck, but they're useful.
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    11/18/08

    @La Chica Lucy: For a week I was pissed about it, then I decided that we do need people with experience with the White Houste in or near the White House.
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    11/18/08

    @Lymed: I know.


    Damn you, unrealistic expectations! Once again, you have proven yourself unreal!

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    11/18/08

    @La Chica Lucy: You know, you can apply for a position in the administration at www.change.gov.
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    11/18/08

    @Lymed: I sincerely I doubt I would pass their background check!
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    11/18/08

    @La Chica Lucy: Does that mean it will hurt my chances that I'm conversing with you?
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    11/18/08

    In reply to Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line
    Ted Stevens needs to be staked out in a remove corner of the tundra right in front of a large herd pissed-off, ready to rut and roll caribou.


    That about does it for me.

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    11/18/08

    @Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink: Can Sarah Palin be in a helicopter directly above, trying to shoot the caribou, only she misses and hits Stevens instead? Can she? Oh, and then her helicopter malfunctions and crashes, while the caribou graze on whatever it is they graze on, with that bored bovine look on their faces? Cuz that would definitely do it for me!
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    11/18/08

    @La Chica Lucy: Also, may I say "rut and roll" is a most awesome phrase?
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    11/18/08

    @Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink: ABC news reports that he just officially lost, you'll be thrilled to know.


    I personally don't get any schadenfreude out of this, since I grew up in AK and while he was always corrupt and everyone knew it, he really did do what he was supposed to, to wit, bring home the bacon. All eras end, though. I hope Begich hooks his constituents up as much as Stevens did, and without the graft and the crazy republicanism.

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    11/18/08

    In reply to Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line
    I am so creeped out by the mental image of Chuck Norris masturbating that I need to cleanse my brain. Gin martini...only thing to cleanse brain.
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    11/18/08

    @dianersb: But does the carpet match the drapes?
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    11/18/08

    @leesie: there was something i didn't need in my head.


    it burns! it buuuuurnes us!!!!

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    11/18/08

    In reply to Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line
    The HuffPo article was interesting. Are there enough powerful, moderate Republicans to pull the GOP back from its basest base (i.e. the cray-cray racists/homophobes/ignorant fearful fucks and/or the cray religious folks) to a more reasonable, business-oriented small government party? Will the wing-nuts, who don't think the party in conservative enough, break away? I know a lot of Republicans who were so turned off by McCain's campaign. They are fed up with the nut-jobs who form their so-called precious base. On the other hand, I work with very conservative people and a lot of the issues that the base hold dear are usually issues they cannot let go off (abortion, gay rights, etc.)


    I am looking forward to watching the party implode, the same way I look forward to a savory steak dinner. Mmmm.


    Yes. I am a dork.

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    11/18/08

    @La Chica Lucy: Watching the GOP implode would be better than a having filet the size of my head, washed down with a lovely bottle of red and followed by cheesecake and hot sex. Which is to say, pretty damn good.
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    11/18/08

    Okay, I was already hungry, but now I'm horny! Damn you, @Hooplehead!!!
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    11/18/08

    @Hooplehead: but would it be better if the person you were having sex with was wearing socks and singing show tunes?
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    11/18/08

    @Lymed: I have now eaten and am no longer hungry, and, due to your remark, am also no longer horny. The thought of a lover singing show tunes cracks me up, but teh socks? No, no, no, no! A thousand times, no! Anthing but the socks!


    Yes, I have issues. And some of them include black socks on naked men. *shudder*

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    11/18/08

    @Lymed: As long as it's not Spitzer! I'm thinking maybe Olbermann. He seems like he could sing, and afterward he can tell me stories about subbing for McCain on Letterman.
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    11/18/08

    @La Chica Lucy: Sorry. If it helps, I was thinking of white, athletic knee socks, which probably kill the mood even more!
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    11/18/08

    @Hooplehead: Athletic socks = less traumatic. Why? Who the fuck knows?


    Olbermann = yes. Why? Bed-time stories aside, I believe the answer is obvious!

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    11/18/08

    @Hooplehead: Athletic knee socks remind me of this gay strip club that used to be in DC, the dacers wore white athletic socks and work boots.
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    11/18/08

    Heh. That would be Wet, I think. The one with the showers at the back? As I recall the socks were all they wore...
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    11/18/08

    @Hooplehead: No, it was the one connected to Ziegfeld's.
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    11/18/08

    @Hooplehead: Secrets!
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    11/18/08

    In reply to Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line
    That photograph of Sawyer and Dupre makes me feel funny. It's like she could be sitting and posing with any foreign leader. Who gives a fuck what this chick has to say?
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    11/18/08

    @Archetype: I know right?! Who gives a shit? It's like "So...I hear you're coming out with an album?"
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