Congress Completes Vital Secret Santa Selection Process

These are troubling times for a country, but luckily Congress is hard at work! This week there was a major breakthrough at the Senate Democrats' lunch: Senator Ben nelson reports, "We chose Secret Santas." According to a story that the Washington Post claims isn't the invention of writers for The Onion, six lawmakers… » 11/16/11 11:10am 11/16/11 11:10am