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Jack_Burton
11/25/08

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Try Google Maps instead... =]
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dirtybee
11/25/08

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Safe search is a scam - once at work, my boss and I were googling "Benoit Balls" and, well, let's just say my boss's sick sense of humor is one of the reasons I still work here :-)
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♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
11/25/08

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what next? dirty pillows? sheeeeesh....
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I_can_still_pitch
11/25/08

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Well, if you search for "little man in a boat" with SafeSearch on, a clitoris related result is #1.
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braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
11/25/08

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Is this something they do on purpose, or is it something that they do with math? Like, if a word's threshold of porn terms is high enough, it just ends up on the banned list, or something?

I mean, I don't know, probably not, but I know they use a lot of math at Google, and it's something I'd like to know, anyway.
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dianersb was bit by a zombie
11/25/08

@braak: I'm sure there's some sort of complicated algorithim. If w is the word, x is porn sites, and wx is greater than or equal to 30,000 than your search is not valid, you dirty, dirty person.
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braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
11/25/08

@dianersb: Mmmmm, math porn....
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msAnthrope
11/25/08

@braak:

yap i think you're right. some complicated algorithm to complicate porn searches. another example of engineers sometimes "overthinking" the obvious.

cause you know when you just type "porn" into the google search engine, you've got your pick of dirty sites! duh!
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cuteasabutton
11/25/08

@dianersb: Ha! Brilliant.
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SarahMC
11/25/08

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Well ain't that some shit.
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luciolebizarre
11/25/08

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This is only marginally related, but in my phone's T9 dictionary, "vagina" is a word but "penis" is not. Why is that??
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LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
11/25/08

@Brianne: late, but anyways: my T9 makes "pussy" into "puppy" which provided for plenty of giggles when I was dirty texting my husband back in the long-distance stage of our relationship.
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I_can_still_pitch
11/25/08

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I don't want to burst any Jezzies generalization-bubbles, but I can find the clitoris in the dark, with both hands tied behind my back, using only my tongue. I have been happily married for 14 years.
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MissyMcCLung
11/25/08

@I_can_still_pitch I suspect the former fact has a good amount to do with the latter.
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elsbels
11/25/08

@I_can_still_pitch: You paint quite a picture.
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I_can_still_pitch
11/25/08

@elsbels: I wasn't trying to be (overly) vulgar, I am just saying that you would have to be pretty lame, backwards or just plain self-absorbed to be a man in this day and age to not know about the clitoris. Or Mormon I guess.
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dancerevolution
11/25/08

@I_can_still_pitch:

You say that, but the clitoris was removed from our health books in high school, and let's just say no guys found mine until college, when I moved away.
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Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
11/25/08

@dancerevolution:

Wait, what? You can't fuck with anatomy like that!
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Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
11/25/08

@Perla:

Um, that came out wrong!
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JudgeFudge
11/25/08

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Funny. When I googled douche, only two results came up. One for a pharmaceutical company, and the other for Tucker Max's blog....
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Raspberry Swirly
11/25/08

@JudgeFudge: No Spencer Pratt? Really? Google must be broken.
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
11/25/08

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It's not like half the population searching Google knows anything about the clit to begin with...
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jfk1624
11/25/08

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I really want to make a double clicking the mouse joke, but it is early and nothing is coming together. Sigh.
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AccostHer Wilde
11/25/08

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Great, now even Google won't help guys find the damned thing.
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NewsBunny
11/25/08

@AccostHer Wilde: That comment is BEAUTIFUL.
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BettyCrockerPunkRocker
11/25/08

@AccostHer Wilde: Maybe guys should try Mapquest?

Nah, they NEVER ask for directions, anyway.
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rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
11/25/08

@BettyCrockerPunkRocker: If you try it on Yahoo! Maps it will take you to a lot of scary places.
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R_Claw
11/25/08

@AccostHer Wilde: FTW.
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Jack_Burton
11/25/08

@AccostHer Wilde: Google would love to help, except there's no advertising space there...

And, hundreds of millions of hits might just make the poor lil' thing numb.
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mbot says Spock yeah!
11/25/08

@BettyCrockerPunkRocker: A carful of guys once asked me for directions to my vagina while I was standing on a street corner. They even phrased it politely: "Excuse me, ma'am, but could I trouble you for directions to your vagina?" I guess that's a first step.
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BettyCrockerPunkRocker
11/25/08

@mbot: Seriously??
I must be a sicko, because my first reaction is to find that funny, in a really sophomoric, potty-mouth kind of way.

I'm annoyed at them for not asking for directions, and when they DO, it feels like a disqualifying kind of question. "Hey lady, where's your ba-gina?" for the lose. Really, they can't win.
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mbot says Spock yeah!
11/25/08

@BettyCrockerPunkRocker: No, I think it's funny too, and normally nothing fills me with seething rage like a catcall. But this was just so absurd, I couldn't be offended. The light changed right after, so they just drove off, leaving me standing there with my mouth open in shock.
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