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dirt bag

Barbara Walters Talks Shit About Former View Co-Hosts

  • In her new memoir, Auditions, Baba Wawa gives the dirt on Star Jones' and Rosie O'Donnell's departures from the View; On Rosie: "The premise of 'The View' is that of a team working together, but for Rosie it was more like Diana Ross and the Supremes, as little by little she took over." [NYDN]
  • The problem with Miss Jones was not just her diva behavior (though Walters et. al. were embarrassed about her fiasco of a wedding to Big Gay Al) it was that Star made her View-mates lie about her gastric bypass. Walters writes: "Joy [Behar], in particular, resented having to go along with a lie that implied all one needed to do was situps and ingest one cookie instead of two."[NYDN]
  • The septuagenarian Babs is so scandalous! She also talks about her adulterous affair with Massachusetts Senator Edward Brooke, the first black Senator since reconstruction. [NYDN]
  • Jimi Hendrix's sex tape? A hoax, cries the company that owns the rights to Jimi's music. Sigh. We'll always have Cynthia Plaster Caster. [Reuters]
  • Marilyn Monroe's sex tape? The FBI cries fake! It's amazing how many stars can issue denials from the grave. [MSNBC]
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celebrity spawn

Father's Day Greetings From Shiloh, Suri & Sean Preston


If holidays like Father's Day only serve to remind you how pathologically dysfunctional your family can be, don't despair: Celebrity spawn have it worse! Take this video, in which famous kiddies speak out about their famous fathers. Apparently, in 25 years Shiloh Jolie-Pitt will have (maybe) slept with Brad, Suri Cruise will still be under Scientology control, and Sean Preston will be supporting dad Kevin Federline. (Love that he's got his mom's hangdog eyes). But Rocco Ritchie? Who cares! Where the hell is Lourdes? More »

britney spears

Here's one I did earlier!

Hey everybody! I've had a great idea! Let's cheer Britney up! More »

britney spears

Virtual hugs.

spf.jpgPredictably, all the celebrity weeklies pile onto Britney this week for yet again proving that she is a SLUT who married a PIG and turned out to be a BAD MOTHER who is KILLING HER SON. They won't be satisfied until she's hauled up in court for slitting his throat with a butcher's knife in a Federline-inspired satanic sex ritual. More »

in touch

Hell to the No!

kevin.jpgIn Touch manages to fill an easy page - just bung a whole bunch of readers polls on it. Well, deadlines are bitches, and any easy single is a gift. More »