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    David Revealed; Supermodel To Design Spring Line

    Kim Kardashian: Not Full-Figured; A Little Offended

    Michael Kors Is A Gossip Girl

    Is Marc Jacobs Married Or Not!!!???

    P. Diddy's Speech Is More Creative Than His Fashion

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    Loose Lips

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    Image of chancentrate chancentrate
    06/11/09

    In reply to David Revealed; Supermodel To Design Spring Line
    Okay - I DON'T find David Beckham attractive. I think I am alone on this, but he just doesn't do it for me. Never has. I get why other girls like him so much, but to me if you take away the clothes/bleached teeth/fake tan/expensive haircut etc he's just sorta average.


    Then there's his voice/brain/taste in women which also let's him down...


    And i find these pictures laughable, I mean it looks like some lame Playgirl spread. Not hot.

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    Image of HannahBethD HannahBethD
    06/11/09

    @chancentrate: I'm with you! Then again, Metrosexuals never did much for me. Give me a sweaty blue-collar boy or a man in uniform any day!
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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    06/11/09

    @chancentrate: I thought he was sexy until I heard him speak. It was like the stories about Valentino, that his movie career would have been over when talkies came about because his speaking voice was squeaky.
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    06/11/09

    @HannahBethD: Fetishizing those of the working class. Lovely!
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    Image of HannahBethD HannahBethD
    06/12/09

    @sunoftheskye: as one of the working class, I think I'm allowed. They are my own people, after all.


    But thank you for making an incorrect assumption.

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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    06/11/09

    In reply to David Revealed; Supermodel To Design Spring Line
    As always, the remake pales in comparison to the original.


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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/11/09

    In reply to David Revealed; Supermodel To Design Spring Line
    And you know, this is a testament to how easily distracted I am: The first thing I fixated on was David's substantial head shrouded in mysterious expensive black material, and not the...erm, wow, there are TWO substantial things shrouded in mysterious expensive black material.
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    06/11/09

    In reply to David Revealed; Supermodel To Design Spring Line
    Oh..Oh David. Your hair is major weird/shinty but yet.. yet I still want to touch you.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    06/11/09

    @onydchic: yeah... I don't want to say it but it looks Hitler-esque. Damn I would still want to jump on him.
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    06/11/09

    In reply to David Revealed; Supermodel To Design Spring Line
    I hope "the new normal" is actually normal, as opposed to you can afford this sweater if you get a second mortgage on your house normal.
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    06/11/09

    In reply to David Revealed; Supermodel To Design Spring Line
    With that rope, all I can this about is David's seamen. Ahoy, ahem.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    06/11/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): this = think. ugh.
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    06/11/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Up, periscope!
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    06/11/09

    @BeckySharper: He can torpedo me any day.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/11/09

    In reply to David Revealed; Supermodel To Design Spring Line
    I'm less worried about the rope than I am about his EXTREMELY SERIOUS AND SHINY HELMET OF NEWSCASTER HAIR


    I'm not just imagining that thing, am I?

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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    06/11/09

    @tscheese: No, and it looks like there's some kind of Harry Potter-like zigzag going down the middle....
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    06/11/09

    @tscheese: It's pure enamel mousse.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    06/11/09

    @tscheese: He is part of the new "adults only" Lego people line.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    06/11/09

    In reply to David Revealed; Supermodel To Design Spring Line
    Is David preparing to rescue Rapunzel? Practicing the rope climb in gym class?
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    Image of Whiskey and Popcorn Whiskey and Popcorn
    06/11/09

    In reply to David Revealed; Supermodel To Design Spring Line
    Old normal: expensive, exclusive, exquisite. New normal: still expensive, still exclusive, still exquisite. The more things change....
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    Image of BoozeInMyBlood[had lost her password] BoozeInMyBlood[had lost her password]
    04/21/09

    In reply to Kim Kardashian: Not Full-Figured; A Little Offended
    What the fuck is it about a size 2 that people want to BE it so badly? Why not go all the way and be a zero, if thats how you are going to be. Is it because its the last number before the non-size?

    I think its an unwritten code that 'stars' subtract at least one number size before they talk about clothes.
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    Image of hello.kitty hello.kitty
    04/21/09

    @BoozeInMyBlood[is lusting over Seth Green]: There ought to be a reverse SPINAL TAP sizing chart.

    Saleslady at hipster boutique: "Most stores go down to 0, but ours go down to -6. When you want that extra push over the skinny cliff."
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    04/21/09

    In reply to Kim Kardashian: Not Full-Figured; A Little Offended
    @Dictator for Life: "Sizes mean nothing"


    in the context of what you posted, of course it's true, but kk's response just shows how much sizes do mean. all us magazine did was use a picture of her next to an ad for forever 21's plus size line.


    if sizes don't mean anything, then why would she bother to respond? a random photo does not a plus-size clothing ad make.


    either that, or she's just pissed that she didn't get paid for kinda sorta not being in the ad in the first place.

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    Image of Slumdog_Mamabear Slumdog_Mamabear
    04/21/09

    In reply to Kim Kardashian: Not Full-Figured; A Little Offended
    Years ago when I worked retail there was a brand of highly coveted jeans that the designer made by using her SELF as a fit model. So if she gained or lost weight the sizes changed. The market for these jeans were generally rich teens or body conscious twenty-thirty somethings which meant that when the jeans changed I periodically had customers in full blown crisis in dressing floors. It didn't help that the designer was TEENY TINY. Meaning that the zero was sometimes more along the lines of "get thee to the hospital". That meant that a 4 or 6 was a normal persons 0. I was a 2 at the time and had jeans from that line in a 0 to a 12 in my closet that fit. It was a nightmare.
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    04/21/09

    @Slumdog_Mamabear: Wrong place, this was supposed to go under a thread about vanity sizing!
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    Image of STICKSnSCONES STICKSnSCONES
    04/21/09

    In reply to Kim Kardashian: Not Full-Figured; A Little Offended
    "I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim..."


    I know Kim K goes to the gym (because she uses her workout gear as a photo-op), but she's also admitted to quite a bit of lipo. I'm not sure this "working hard" thing means what she thinks it does.

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    Image of gobblegirl gobblegirl
    04/21/09

    In reply to Kim Kardashian: Not Full-Figured; A Little Offended
    She's being sort of a B about it, but she's right.
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    04/21/09

    In reply to Kim Kardashian: Not Full-Figured; A Little Offended
    I can't believe people are arguing about what size she actually is! I would reply with this in a thread doing so, but I can't. This is absurd. She's a size 2! No, she's a size 8! She's short, so sizes look smaller on her! Something about Marilyn Monroe! Seriously?
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    04/21/09

    @Samanthrax is Sarcastic: I was going to reply with something about Marilyn Monroe -- but you did it for me!


    I agree. We don't know her size, and 1. her size is actually none of our business and b. knowledge of her actual size WOULDN'T ADD ANYTHING TO ANY CONVERSATION OF ANY IMPORT!


    But did you know that Monroe was a 14? And that's a size Elebenity Million in today's system? But it's a 2 in England. Or was. During the war.

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    Image of baraqiel baraqiel
    04/21/09

    @Samanthrax is Sarcastic: I know, sigh. I tried to distract/divert/whatever! But I think I got here slightly too late. Alternately, resistance is futile.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    04/21/09

    @Samanthrax is Sarcastic: Seriously. It's ridiculous that this is even being debated. It's frustrating when the conversation turns to measurement comparisons among commenters.
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    04/21/09

    @Samanthrax is Sarcastic: Honestly, this is making my head spin.
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