Britney Spears Quits The X Factor Before They Can Fire Her Ass

Speaking of pictures ripped out of Teen People that you glued on your 5th grade Trapper Keeper (weren't we? we totally were), Britney Spurrz has gotten the jump on her boss Simon Cowell. She's quitting The X-Factor before Cowell and the other assorted Powers that Be can fire her, tired of paying her $15 million to say… »1/10/13 9:00am1/10/13 9:00am

Pissed-Off PETA Gives Giorgio Armani A Pinocchio Nose

  • PETA apparently can't get over Armani's betrayal. Their latest devastating riposte? They've made these posters of Giorgio with a Pinocchio nose. [Towelroad]
  • And in case that was over your head, that's "the puppet whose nose would grow when he told lies." [UPI]
  • They should be happy with Henri Bendel; the department…
  • »10/08/08 11:30am10/08/08 11:30am

Angelina Jolie In Negotiations To Replace Tom Cruise In Spy Flick

  • Screenwriter Kurt Wimmer is rewriting the script of a spy thriller called Edwin A. Salt: It was supposed to star Tom Cruise and now Angelina Jolie is replacing him. Oh, and Angie will also star in an adaptation of the Ayn Rand novel Atlas Shrugged. Next, Angelina will adopt Suri. Unstoppable. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Uh,…
  • »8/12/08 9:00am8/12/08 9:00am

Ellen & Portia: So Happy, So Gay, So Getting Married

  • Ellen DeGeneres is so psyched about the California Supreme Court ruling regarding gay marriage that she's gonna get hitched to longtime love Portia de Rossi. Woohoo! It would be kind of awesome if they did it on TV. And then danced! [TMZ]
  • Pregnant Angelina Jolie will be looking "sexy" on the July cover of Vanity Fair;…
  • »5/16/08 9:00am5/16/08 9:00am