PA. Kids Punished For Choosing Obama Over Nothingness

Aw, look at the cute boys from Scranton who got suspended for cutting class to see Obama! They missed a quiz on The Stranger. "Existentialism is dead," one said. If only we could say the same for killing the Arabs, kids! So yeah, we really, really wanted to play hooky today. It's hot in my house and most of the "news"… » 4/24/08 10:00am 4/24/08 10:00am