Oh man, Ben Affleck, I totally feel you on this shit. I have never understood the worldwide Affleck rancor—he just seems like a nice, funny, self-deprecating dude who makes pretty consistently good entertainment and dates attractive ladies. But for some reason, to a whole lot of people, he is literally the Eye of…
• A writer for the Times recently tried on Marilyn Monroe's old clothes and found that she was no where near a size 16. Despite her "out-of-this-world" measurements (36-23-35) Marilyn was probably a UK8. •
People Magazine's cover predictably goes with the St Paul of Beatlemania divorce, and guess what? Heather Mills is a cow! Who knew?