This Week In Tabloids: Duchess Kate Probably Having Twins, and Ellen DeGeneres Probably Dying?

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we find ourselves reading 30-year-old love letters written by Tom Cruise to his ex-girlfriend twice in a row for some reason. This week, Ellen DeGeneres and Scott Disick could very easily be dying, Ben Higgins could very easily be the most boring person on the planet, and Duchess Kate…

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Keeping Up With the Kontinuity Errors: When Did the Family Confront the MIA Scott Disick?

Welcome back, dolls! We made it to 2016 and thankfully the tea is just as hot as it was last year. Here’s hoping you all had an amazing New Year filled with confrontations and combative behavior. Since me and my staff are forbidden from making New Year’s resolutions, there will be no new year, new me BS on this part…

Fantasy Kardashian-Jenner League Rankings, Week 2: Dark Horses Commence Running

All teams shored up their defenses in week two of the Fantasy Kardashian-Jenner League, with PR muscles in flex and, despite some mishaps, no serious injuries on any team. Team Nobody continues to surpass expectations with the ongoing rise of Kylie Jenner, a player previously thought of as a second-stringer until she…

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