Did the Kardashians Learn About Rob and Blac Chyna's Pregnancy Before or After Their Engagement?

Dolls! This week’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians was a doozy. The A-Plot was Rob; the B-Plot was Rob; and the C-Plot was Rob. The tea was hot, having been steeped and over boiled for months. ‘Rob’ was the word of the night, even though he was never seen. Call Rob the Mad Hatter because all he’s serving at…

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Naomi Campbell Joins the Growing List of Celebrities Unwittingly Unveiling How Sponcon Works

I will never begrudge a celebrity for posting sponsored content. If I could make several thousand dollars for simply uploading a photo of myself holding or standing beside a product, I would do it all the time. I would skip to the bank after receiving my checks. I would post so much sponsored content that I would…

This Week In Tabloids: Celine Dion's Late Husband René Angélil Was Once Accused of Rape?

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we approach the counter of our new magazine store, ask the friendly man to unbox this week’s tabloids, wait patiently as he finds them, and are given a funny look after telling him that, no, we have no interest in purchasing People or Us Weekly, and that Star, In Touch, OK!, and Life…

If You Want to Fuck Scott Disick, You’ll Have to Sign a Non-Disclosure Agreement

Page Six is reporting that “girls who come back to [Scott Disick’s Mexican villa] must sign non-disclosure agreements so they can’t dish any dirt” on him. So, look. I know this is, if not common, certainly not unprecedented, and have heard plenty of gossip about Very Famous People who make their sexual partners sign…

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Keeping Up With the Kontinuity Errors: Sorry, When Are We Supposed to Believe Kim Went Into Labor?

Hello, Dolls! Sunday was the season 11 finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians! Let us rejoice and be glad in Him and Kris that we made it this far. Thank you for your service and standing with me during these trying weeks of recounting, deciphering and bringing to light the lies cast upon us by our favorite family.…

This Week In Tabloids: Duchess Kate Probably Having Twins, and Ellen DeGeneres Probably Dying?

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we find ourselves reading 30-year-old love letters written by Tom Cruise to his ex-girlfriend twice in a row for some reason. This week, Ellen DeGeneres and Scott Disick could very easily be dying, Ben Higgins could very easily be the most boring person on the planet, and Duchess Kate…

Keeping Up With the Kontinuity Errors: When Did the Family Confront the MIA Scott Disick?

Welcome back, dolls! We made it to 2016 and thankfully the tea is just as hot as it was last year. Here’s hoping you all had an amazing New Year filled with confrontations and combative behavior. Since me and my staff are forbidden from making New Year’s resolutions, there will be no new year, new me BS on this part…