In Defense Of Scott Baio: Speak Now, Or Forever Hold Your Peace

It's been a rough week for Scott Baio: paying taxes, dealing with nasty websites, supervising his wife's homophobic Facebook updates. He just wants everyone to really understand him, and so we're ready to let Team Baio step forward. » 4/22/10 2:20pm 4/22/10 2:20pm

Buy This Now: The Scott Baio T-Shirt

Fashion can be tough, especially when you're an internet troll crawling up angry Scott Baio's butt. But fear not: For $24, Urban Outfitters' exceptionally well-timed Scott Baio retro t-shirt is perfect for "lesbian shitasses" everywhere. [UO, Earlier] » 4/21/10 9:40am 4/21/10 9:40am

Scott Baio's Online Meltdown: A Complete Timeline

Scott Baio has had some issues of late. He's mad. Mad at liberals, mad at uninformed fans, and really mad at the Internet. Crazy mad. But a recent history of Baio's insanity reveals that his fall was all but inevitable. » 4/20/10 3:40pm 4/20/10 3:40pm

Baio Continues Campaign Against Lesbian Shitasses; Carrey Continues…

Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio says his wife—who, don't forget, also has black friends—is exercising freedom of speech when using "lesbian" pejoratively. Plus, Stephanie Pratt is now speaking in a British accent. » 4/19/10 8:00pm 4/19/10 8:00pm

"You Lesbian Shitasses": Scott Baio's Wife Rants On Facebook (Updates)

Scott Baio has been having some Internet troubles lately. And now his wife Renee is taking to the web to fight cunty "lesbos." How did it come to this?! » 4/19/10 3:20pm 4/19/10 3:20pm

Elizabeth Taylor Is Not Engaged; Scott Baio Pays Taxes For "Lazy" People

Today in Tweet Beat, Elizabeth Taylor addresses rumors that she will marry for the ninth time, Hailey Glassman is looking forward to celebrating 4/20, and Marlon Wayans stands up for celebrity Twitter rights. » 4/12/10 8:00pm 4/12/10 8:00pm

Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck

Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio hates on Lady GaGa, Kate Major says she knows Jon Gosselin is a good person, and Lisa Rinna posts a picture sans makeup. » 11/23/09 7:00pm 11/23/09 7:00pm