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11/21/09
"So, I was thinking about dating Aaron..."
"Oh man, don't do it. You know what Leslie said, he comes with so much scrotal baggage."
11/20/09
My boyfriend is coming over in two hours. Experiment time! Now where is my sewing kit?
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#tips
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11/21/09
'Nuff said?
11/23/09
#tips
11/20/09
I think the honest signalling perspective (the "fanciful account" akin to peacock feathers) is way more plausible than a sexual selection account (the "they're bigger because women dig it!" idea). The dismissal of this doesn't hold:
"If it were true, we would expect to see scrotal testicles becoming increasingly elaborate and dangly over the course of evolution"
No. We would only expect increasingly elaborate and dangly testicles if this were the only selection pressure operating on testicular dangulation (yes, I just made that word up). But there are other obvious pressures, like the pressure to be able to walk, run, crap, have sex without injuring your balls (or the pressure to cool your balls mentioned later), for example, that are going to limit the dangulation.
"not to mention women should display a preference for males toting around the most ostentatious scrotal baggage"
No. Honest signals can go from male to male (for the purposes of competition between males - competition for females, perhaps, but not directed to females). Moreover, the selection pressure that necessitated extreme dangulation (I'm keeping this word) in the past is may no longer be active - we have no way of percieving this signal regularly in the past 400 generations or so, at least. We don't walk around naked anymore. Cultural evolution works on a lightning fast timescale compared to biological evolution; our not caring about sack dangle may have been around for thousands of years, but it might take biology millions to catch up in terms of appearance. Moreover, unless there is a selection pressure against it, the dangulation (a biological feature) would remain (appendix perhaps?).
Lastly, although the "cooling testicle orbit" thing sounds cool, Medical Hypothesis is notorious for supporting fringe theories. I'll look it up anyway.
Rant over! I'll be surprised if anyone got this far.
11/20/09
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You know what I think of when I see any of the above? Two words: tiny penis.
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this might be too obscure but it was all I could think of
11/20/09
<3 for the Persona series, fo' reals.
11/20/09
Like, he just asked me why he gets morning wood and all I could think to myself was "Well, according to your father it is to just poke me in the back at 6 am every morning."
I feel like taking the "ask your father" route is copping out.
11/20/09
Whatever, human balls! Wake me when you're as awesome as Vervet Monkey balls!
And the COOLEST part is that the Alpha male has the brightest, bluest scrotum, and when he is displaced by a junior male, that new Alpha male's balls actually get brighter and bluer.
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This was also told to me by my current partner, who has never met those particular friends, as they moved away.
This is now how I understand the phenomena known as "blue balls".
11/21/09
The same thing can happen to women around the labia if they get really turned on (usually over a period of time) and don't get the release of an orgasm. Frustrating and painful I'm afraid to say.
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Like earrings!
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