Maine High School Cancels Homecoming Because Kids Are Dancing Too Sexy Now

Someone page Ren McCormack, because a Maine high school just outlawed dancing. Gorham High School in Gorham, ME has said “no” to freaking, grinding, and twerking, and the students—many of whom are upset that they won’t get to dress up or take pictures at the lousy bonfire their school has scheduled instead—need… »10/08/15 5:10pm10/08/15 5:10pm


Your Most Embarrassing Moment at a Middle or High School Dance

As a rule, middle and high school are the most embarrassing times of a person’s life and school dances are where we experience the worst of it. Not only are we expected to move our awkward growing bodies in a way that’s deemed acceptable and graceful by other humans, but we’re also risking awkward boners, romantic… »4/10/15 8:40pm4/10/15 8:40pm

WSJ Columnist Has A Few Choice Words For His Daughter's Lousy Homecoming Date

Wall Street Journal columnist Jeffrey Zaslow bemoans the death of the school dance today in a column about how his teenage daughter got invited to Homecoming by a guy who didn't even buy tickets, because all his friends were just, like, hanging out in a basement watching movies OR WHATEVER... And Jeffrey thought about… »11/01/07 3:30pm11/01/07 3:30pm