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    Zig-A-Zig Ah!

    Scary Loves Posh's Clothes; Jennifer Connelly Models Anti-Gravity Shoes

    Cosmo Made Up ScarJo's "Romantic" Quotes

    Loose Lips

    The Plot Thickens: Gloria Steinem, Lynda Carter Endorse DVF Comic Book

    Bruno Crashes Paris Fashion Week!

    Scarlett Gets Hitched; Heather Gets Busted; Matilda Gets Money

    Madonna Treats Her Concert Crew To Second-Class Accomodations

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    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    09/17/09

    In reply to Zig-A-Zig Ah!
    I'm not sure what it says about either Scary or my family, but my Grams would wear everything she has on in this photo. Trade the extensions for a blonde bouffant, and this is so her, like, yesterday. Amazing.
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    Image of PippaTea PippaTea
    09/17/09

    @ampersandparade: That is one stylin' Grams!
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    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    09/18/09

    @PippaTea: Oh you had better believe it.
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    Image of elysium_kitschen elysium_kitschen
    09/17/09

    In reply to Zig-A-Zig Ah!
    I want to go to there.
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    Image of messybessy messybessy
    09/03/09

    In reply to Scary Loves Posh's Clothes; Jennifer Connelly Models Anti-Gravity Shoes
    I. Love. Jennifer. Connelly. So. Much.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    09/03/09

    @messybessy: I second this affection for her.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    09/03/09

    In reply to Scary Loves Posh's Clothes; Jennifer Connelly Models Anti-Gravity Shoes
    "Mark your calendars! She by Sheree, apparently some design offspring of a Real Housewife, is coming to Fashion Week."

    Fashion week has jumped the shark.
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    12/15/08

    In reply to Cosmo Made Up ScarJo's "Romantic" Quotes
    I cannot wait to see what Christina Hendrick's wedding dress will look like!
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    12/15/08

    In reply to Cosmo Made Up ScarJo's "Romantic" Quotes
    Oh Heath being destroyed by The System = bullshit, but he's a real life angel.


    Does. Not. Compute.

     Reply
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    Image of BeAgrestic BeAgrestic
    12/15/08

    In reply to Cosmo Made Up ScarJo's "Romantic" Quotes
    Oh, and I call shenanigans on Leighton's engagement. If it was really a "secret", they wouldn't be posting about it on Facebook.

    If it's legit, best of luck to them. Marrying young in Hollywood rarely seems to work out.
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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    12/15/08

    @BeAgrestic: Then again, marrying in your 30's or 40's in Hollywood rarely works out either.
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    Image of BeAgrestic BeAgrestic
    12/15/08

    @Triphena: good point. Marriage in general in Hollywood rarely seems to work out.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    12/15/08

    @BeAgrestic: If it's true, I assume it's like Natalie Portman's Harvard FB profile - unsearchable, accessible only by her real-life friends.
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    Image of kitschenette kitschenette
    12/15/08

    In reply to Cosmo Made Up ScarJo's "Romantic" Quotes
    Megan makes me want to vomit. If there's one person deserving of a Sharon Osbourne smackdown, it's her.
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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    12/15/08

    @kitschenette: I saw that show for the first time last night, and honestly, I don't know if I could spend a half an hour with any of them and NOT get into an altercation.
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    12/15/08

    @Triphena: I can stand Kristy Jo and Brandi C (that's the non-fucked up one, right?) and Jessica and Destiney. But the rest of them make my blood boil.
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    12/15/08

    @kitschenette: That's pretty much my assessment of the girls. I think Lacey or Megan I would most likely smack.
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    Image of Kittenish Kittenish
    12/15/08

    In reply to Cosmo Made Up ScarJo's "Romantic" Quotes
    Oh, and Peaches, this ain't high school. LORD.
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    Image of Kittenish Kittenish
    12/15/08

    In reply to Cosmo Made Up ScarJo's "Romantic" Quotes
    I can totally believe Sharon Osbourne would kick the shit out of someone. She's handled Ozzy for YEARS, I mean, come on!
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    Image of BeAgrestic BeAgrestic
    12/15/08

    @Kittenish has gone to the dogs...: Seriously! If anyone deserves to get their ass kicked, it's Megan. She's such a famewhore!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/15/08

    @Kittenish has gone to the dogs...: I am not a violent person, but having watched that show a few times there are a few girls who I could see wanting to smack.
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    Image of BeAgrestic BeAgrestic
    12/15/08

    In reply to Cosmo Made Up ScarJo's "Romantic" Quotes
    ugh, I hate Cosmo. I used to read it when I went to the gym (free magazines!), but now I don't even bother.
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    Image of bowleserised bowleserised
    12/15/08

    In reply to Cosmo Made Up ScarJo's "Romantic" Quotes
    There are some charming comments on that Cosmo/Scarlett post on E! Including one from Serge with his clone-tastic theory.


    I can't believe that the commenters are arguing that Cosmo has every right to fabricate an interview and attribute it to someone, and that SJ is just "whining" and should suck it up.

    Perhaps someone should publish a bunch of quotes by them and they can see if they like it...

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    Image of StevieWonderWoman StevieWonderWoman
    12/15/08

    @bowleserised: Seriously? Well they ARE readers of Cosmo after all, so that would explain the DEAD BRAIN CELLS.
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    Image of sumerfish sumerfish
    12/15/08

    @bowleserised: I'm surprised more of those interviews aren't made up. They're all written in that cutesy, alliteration heavy copy Cosmo uses for every other article.
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    Image of bowleserised bowleserised
    12/15/08

    @StevieWonderWoman: @sumerfish: Isn't it just? It's so bizarre. They must have a list of things that they think the "typical Cosmo reader" expects, which includes all that wittering about being a romantic like your mom and how thoughtful your BF is and so on.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/15/08

    @sumerfish: I have a hunch that the interviews' answers are taken from other interviews and quotes - so the stars may have in fact, said these things, but probably in an entirely different context.


    Satire is protected speech, outright misrepresentation is fraud and libel.

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    Image of samethingwedoeverynightpinky samethingwedoeverynightpinky
    12/15/08

    In reply to Cosmo Made Up ScarJo's "Romantic" Quotes
    If I were Miss B, I would have told Simon to go fuck himself. It's not like she needs the money or the exposure.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/15/08

    In reply to Cosmo Made Up ScarJo's "Romantic" Quotes
    Wait. I admittedly don't pay much attention to drug-addled icky low-lifes like Blake Uncivil-Whatshisname, but wasn't he out of prison for awhile? Briefly?
     Reply
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    Image of girlnamedblue girlnamedblue
    12/15/08

    @tscheese: Long enough to violate his parole or get busted on something else is my guess.
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    Image of skittlbrau skittlbrau
    12/15/08

    @tscheese: Embarassed that I know this, but he was let out early for a rehabby stint. He has subsequently failed a drug test and is back in the pokey.
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    Image of JudgeFudge JudgeFudge
    12/15/08

    In reply to Cosmo Made Up ScarJo's "Romantic" Quotes
    Other parts of Scar-Jo that are mostly fabricated:


    1. Her nose.
    2. "Indie Cred"

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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    12/15/08

    @JudgeFudge: HA!
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    Image of HistoricUpstart HistoricUpstart
    12/15/08

    @JudgeFudge: Also, her singing "talent."
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