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    The "Fat Black Lap Dancer" Costume

    Disco Is Dead?

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    Image of jenrobe jenrobe
    10/30/09

    In reply to The "Fat Black Lap Dancer" Costume
    HOLY CRAP. Who buys this shit? How do they not get shot on the street? What the hell is wrong with people? I do not have enough question marks to express my inner WTF. #halloween
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    10/30/09

    In reply to Disco Is Dead?
    I've totally been a disco zombie before! It was super last minute. I looked quite slutty. #halloween
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    10/30/09

    In reply to The "Fat Black Lap Dancer" Costume
    But you could always go as a "Zulu Warrior" instead, if you don't want to go the sexy-lady route.

    [www.dees-fancydress.co.uk]

    SRSY WTF. #halloween
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    Image of lilliputzian lilliputzian
    10/30/09

    @boxspelunker: Shaka Zulu did have an all female warrior elite bodyguard...but i think they fought naked. just saying. #halloween
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    10/30/09

    @lilliputzian: Well, since that costume was modeled on a man, I assumed it was a men's costume. :D You could be an offensive lady Zulu Warrior, too, I suppose. #halloween
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    Image of lilliputzian lilliputzian
    10/30/09

    @boxspelunker: lol, ethnocentrism knows no gender boundaries, eh? #halloween
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    Image of marciax3 marciax3
    10/30/09

    @boxspelunker: Those cheap bastards! Zulu warrior only comes with raffia. It's just the Hulu dancer in Blackface. #halloween
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    Image of ClioAames ClioAames
    10/30/09

    In reply to The "Fat Black Lap Dancer" Costume
    Wow indeed. The linked website has an entire section labled "Fatties." #halloween
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    10/30/09

    @ClioAames: Yet, they offer plus sizes. So they want fat peoples money, but they don't want to be forced to treat them with any sort of respect. #halloween
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    10/30/09


    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I wouldn't be surprised if the "Plus size" costumes consisted of those oversized white t-shirts with an outline of a Barbiesque bikini body. #halloween
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    Image of sybann sybann
    10/30/09

    In reply to The "Fat Black Lap Dancer" Costume
    After all the slutty preschoolers last year? The lights are off at casa Sybann. Want candy? Then get a job little freeloaders. And while you're at it, stay offa my lawn. #halloween
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    Image of Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
    10/30/09

    @sybann: Send them to my house! I find it hard to get into the spirit of the holiday when nobody in my neighborhood trick or treats. I carve a pumpkin, I buy candy, nobody comes. #halloween
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    10/30/09

    In reply to The "Fat Black Lap Dancer" Costume
    That is by far the most offensive thing I have seen in a very long time. I don't get how people think this is OK. #halloween
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    Image of Penny Penny
    10/30/09

    In reply to The "Fat Black Lap Dancer" Costume

    This year I am going as a pile of elephant shit.

    If anyone asks, I'm Joe Francis. #halloween
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10/30/09

    @Penny: HA. #halloween
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    Image of the glamwich the glamwich
    10/30/09

    In reply to The "Fat Black Lap Dancer" Costume
    well, that's my cue:

    i'm getting on a spaceship. fuck humanity.

    see you in Caprica. #halloween
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    Image of Cerridwen Cerridwen
    10/30/09

    @the glamwich: All of this has happened before and all of this will happen again. #halloween
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    10/30/09

    In reply to The "Fat Black Lap Dancer" Costume
    Well, I found my costume just in time!

    In case you were wondering, I'm going as a symbol of everything that's wrong with the world (racism, sexism, sizeism and classism all in one!).

    If only I could get the health care debate and some kicking puppies into it some how...
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    Image of thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe. thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.
    10/30/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: One of my friends is going as a Health Care Reform Bear. She's going to modify a Care Bears costume. :) #halloween
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    10/30/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Don't forget to carry around an aborted fetus doll covered in fake blood. #halloween
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    10/30/09

    In reply to The "Fat Black Lap Dancer" Costume
    Good lord, that's equal parts tongue-twister and mindfuck. #halloween
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    10/30/09

    In reply to The "Fat Black Lap Dancer" Costume
    Of course it's a man in the costume. I really don't expect to encounter anything like this Saturday, but time's running out and I need to condense my rage at idiots into 1-2 sentences so that if I see a sexy anorexic or a sexy 9-11 or an illegal alien I can shut them down without spending the rest of my night lecturing a dickhead.

    Any suggestions on what to say to a stranger dressed like a racist sexist jackass? I'm looking for pithy and debilitating here ladies. I know you can do it. #halloween
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    10/30/09

    @yvanehtnioj: "I like your racist douchebag costume! But didn't you know the point is to dress like something you're not?" #halloween
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10/30/09

    @yvanehtnioj: Lecturing a Dickhead will be the title of my forthcoming memoir. thank you. #halloween
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/30/09

    @yvanehtnioj: I have a "shunning" policy when it comes to that sort of costume. #halloween
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    10/30/09

    @yvanehtnioj: "That's a truly scary costume- your ignorance is terrifying and will haunt my dreams." #halloween
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    10/30/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: I'm liking the zing factor here.

    @vamvaki_poulaki: I've found that any time a "Yo momma ... " response would work, a simple "Your dad." works even better. It's funnier to me. You have to get the sullen teenager voice juuuuuust right, though. Delivery is all. #halloween
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    10/30/09

    In reply to The "Fat Black Lap Dancer" Costume
    holy shit. fail. #halloween
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    Image of keldo keldo
    10/30/09

    In reply to The "Fat Black Lap Dancer" Costume
    Throw it on the ground. #halloween
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    Image of you've got red on you you've got red on you
    10/30/09

    @keldo: Man, this ain't my dad, it's a cell phone! I'm not a part of this system. #halloween
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    Image of boxingoctopus should be dissertating boxingoctopus should be dissertating
    10/30/09

    @keldo: Happy Halloween TO THE GROUND. #halloween
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    10/30/09

    @keldo: I don't need your pity! I'm not a part of your system!

    ...maybe taze the people who think this is a good idea? ON THE GROUND? #halloween
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    Image of thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe. thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.
    10/30/09

    In reply to The "Fat Black Lap Dancer" Costume
    That... wow... that's just horrible. If I see anybody dressed like that, I'm going to have to lecture them on racism and sexism, and how they're NOT FUNNY. #halloween
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    10/30/09

    @thesciencegirl: Throw in sizism, for good measure.

    Ugh. #halloween
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    10/30/09

    @thesciencegirl: I think the whole world needs that lecture, and not just the asshole who wears this costume. #halloween
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    Image of Elaken Elaken
    10/30/09

    @thesciencegirl: Truly. How is this funny? Some things I look at and I think 'okay not my humor, it is offensive, but maybe just maybe I can get why it amuses you with your messed up social values.' But this - just flat out not getting it in any way. #halloween
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    10/30/09

    In reply to The "Fat Black Lap Dancer" Costume
    This kind of thing is exactly why I hate Halloween. #halloween
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