@LucilleMcGillicuddy: So random- my coworker knows Ian and was just in my cubicle telling me about how she has a first edition "Olivia." He is also the subject of many David Hockney works. #aliciakeys
Oh my fucking G! I saw a Rodarte for Target dress in Glamour and it was RIDICULOUS! I don't know if they will make them large enough to fit my fat ass but I am tempted just to buy it in order to fondle it in my closet from time to time. #aliciakeys
Tom Ford shaving off his eyebrows in a mescaline-induced fit is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. It's heartening to know that even fashion icons can succumb to hallucinogen and their magical power of persuasion. Now excuse me while I go back to laughing uncontrollably at that image. #gettypic
If it is raining, Christie Brinkley wanders about the house, cradling a cup of Lavender tea, gecko perched on her shoulder, fondling her begonias. Then she reads the newspaper.
I imagine the Church of Scientology's uniforms to have a jaunty nautical theme, accented with foreskins of young boys (just as L. Ron would have wanted) and dyed in the tears of delusion.
Because I work in retail and am currently on the hunt for a new position, these rag trades are always phenomenally depressing. Every day, some retailer I have considered/am considering is in the shitter.
Jon Gosselin's life more complicated? What's more complicated than 8 effing kids?
Katie Holmes?? Who?
I wish I had an ounce of the badass that Anna Wintour has.
Maybe it's because I had a rotten commute to work this morning and thus have my crankypants on, but that New Yorker quote about Michael Bay made me laugh hysterically with derisive laughter. Viciously untalented, indeed.
That thing about Christian Audigier just reminded me of something. I saw someone wearing one of his shirts at a Pearl Jam concert the other night. It was the fuggest item of clothing I have ever seen up close.
@cuteasabutton: At a Pearl Jam concert?! I'm sorry, but if there are two things in this world that do not belong together, it is Eddie Vedder (love) and Ed Hardy. Good God, man.
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@Santos L Halper: I imagine them to look like this. Only shorter. Possibly with pointy hats.
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Katie Holmes?? Who?
I wish I had an ounce of the badass that Anna Wintour has.
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