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    Scarlett Johansson's Snot Is Worth More Than Your Rent

    Breaking News: ScarJo & RyRen Engaged!
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    Image of hollygirl hollygirl
    12/18/08

    In reply to Scarlett Johansson's Snot Is Worth More Than Your Rent
    She is so out of touch with the reality of the world it is stunning. Marie-Antoinette Johanssen, your privilege is showing.
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    Image of Mediokra Mediokra
    12/18/08

    In reply to Scarlett Johansson's Snot Is Worth More Than Your Rent
    Since I saw this, I've been wondering where the Kleenex is RIGHT NOW. Like, on a velvet cushion in Burbank? In some poor Tonight Show intern's desk drawer? Crammed in a FedEx envelope? Anyway, who would cough up (heh) over two grand for snot? Boggles the mind.
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    Image of Sukie in the Graveyard Sukie in the Graveyard
    12/18/08

    In reply to Scarlett Johansson's Snot Is Worth More Than Your Rent
    are we positive that is Scarlett? In the screen grab it looks JUST LIKE Jewel Staite. Seriously.


    But, still, some browncoat out there probably would pay for her tissue... god bless 'em.

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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    12/18/08

    In reply to Scarlett Johansson's Snot Is Worth More Than Your Rent
    I am so incredibly disgusted by this. Do you know how many children this amount of money could feed, how many rape kits it could get processed, how many people it could get vaccinated, how many animals it could save?

    This woman's, this actress' mucus is more important than people's lives?


    Oh, but it's going to charity right? Fuck that. Why don't you just give your money to charity instead of needing some sort of snot rag trophy for it and propagating the celebrity worshiping machine that is America.


    I would love to see a teacher's snot be worth this much, oh yeah I forgot, they aren't as important.

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    Image of gold_gato gold_gato
    12/18/08

    In reply to Scarlett Johansson's Snot Is Worth More Than Your Rent
    What's her tattoo?
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    Image of amoebalike amoebalike
    12/18/08

    In reply to Scarlett Johansson's Snot Is Worth More Than Your Rent
    I really do not like her, but she looks gorgeous. How I covet that dress.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/18/08

    @amoebalike: I cannot say it enough she looks SO MUCH BETTER with the darker hair.
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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    12/18/08

    @amoebalike: me too, I want one so bad
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    12/18/08

    In reply to Scarlett Johansson's Snot Is Worth More Than Your Rent
    I don't care who it came out of, snot is snot, and snot is disgusting. What's next, poopy toilet paper?
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/18/08

    In reply to Scarlett Johansson's Snot Is Worth More Than Your Rent
    My baby's placenta is currently bidding at $9,174 on Ebay. You can see the Virgin Mary in it. However, it does not come with that lovely tissue Scarlett is holding.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    12/18/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): How much for the baby?
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    12/18/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): OHMYGOOOD AND ONLY TO COINCIDE WITH HER BIRFDAY!!!


    Do you take cows and chickens? Also, do you take cows and chickens via paypal? What about my grandpa? Could you take him? He can plow.

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    Image of gold_gato gold_gato
    12/18/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): I was looking on Craigslist earlier at bikes and one guy was looking to trade his for a signed copy of Ernest Goes to Jail... you interested??
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/18/08

    @TexasCrude: Cows, chickens, cats, chinchillas, coyotes, cockatiels, and crustaceans are all valid forms of payment.


    @treecut...Grim Reaper of the forest: What? WHAT? How dare you insinuate that I would ever sell him?! (In other words, $10,000)

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/18/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): Gives another meaning to "scarlet tissue", huh?
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/18/08

    @tscheese: Indeed, it's a placenta to remembrane.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/18/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): You could at least wait until your kid is like, done using it.


    It'd be like when my mom would try to get me to stop dawdling on Sunday morning by taking away the comics pages I was reading (back when people still read newspapers.)


    "But mommmm, I was still using that placenta!"

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/18/08

    @tscheese: Relax, I'm giving him a Ziploc bag! With the double zipper so nothing leaks out.
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    Image of gold_gato gold_gato
    12/18/08

    In reply to Scarlett Johansson's Snot Is Worth More Than Your Rent
    As my mom always says, some people have more money than sense.
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    12/18/08

    In reply to Scarlett Johansson's Snot Is Worth More Than Your Rent
    Is there a "no cloning" clause in that?
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    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    12/18/08

    @DangerMouse (was ejc....): That already is the clone! The real Scarlett does not approve! She's a nice girl!!
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    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    12/18/08

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: I'm not a crazy person, I swear [jezebel.com]
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/18/08

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: You're saying it was the snot that gave the interview to Cosmo UK?
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/18/08

    @DangerMouse (was ejc....): Get outta my head. That's the first thing I thought of... $2000 for a perpetual Scarlett franchise?


    BARGAIN! Sign me up!

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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    12/18/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): Thanks a lot, Sarah, for making me envision a Jabba the Hutt made of boogers giving an interview to Cosmo UK.
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    DangerMouse was starred DangerMouse was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/18/08

    @DangerMouse (was ejc....): That's me, always being helpful!
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    Image of LucilleTwo LucilleTwo
    12/18/08

    In reply to Scarlett Johansson's Snot Is Worth More Than Your Rent
    i know these chat shows are all very rehearsed, but i'm still disturbed that apparently they planned the save-the-snot thing? they had to because he had the plastic bag all ready to go.
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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    12/18/08

    @LucilleTwo: ew, I didn't think of that, extra ew
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    AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) was starred AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    12/18/08

    In reply to Scarlett Johansson's Snot Is Worth More Than Your Rent
    Not only 2 grand, but that shit has 64 bids already. And there are 4 days left.


    Let's all guess!


    I'll start.....$46,195.

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    Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of info*ninja info*ninja
    12/18/08

    In reply to Scarlett Johansson's Snot Is Worth More Than Your Rent
    wow, when people joke about celebrities being the new religion to worship, they aren't kidding.


    This is a dark time for satirists.

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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/18/08

    In reply to Scarlett Johansson's Snot Is Worth More Than Your Rent
    There are some interesting folks out there. As I've said before, I once sold a pair of old, smelly heels for $300 on eBay.


    With which I bought more shoes.

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    Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    12/18/08

    @Penny Plastic (Archetype): did you list them as old smelly heels?

    I've never really thought about this market, makes me excited. I have so many pairs of snagged, worn pantyhose some fetishist would orgasm over.
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    12/18/08

    @Penny Plastic (Archetype): Mmmh, I hadn't thought about it because I distrust PayPal, but it might be worth opening a seller's account on Ebay to get rid of my old, smelly stuff.
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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    12/18/08

    @Penny Plastic (Archetype): a friend of mins sells stuff on ebay, sometimes shoes that she only wore once or clothes that no longer fit. A guy emailed her and asked that she sell him some old funky unwashed shoes and that she could contact him privately if ebay wouldn't allow her to post them. It worried her a bit to say the least. I told her to go for it.
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    AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) was starred AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) was unstarred
    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    12/18/08

    In reply to Scarlett Johansson's Snot Is Worth More Than Your Rent
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    JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was starred JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was unstarred
    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    12/18/08

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy loves Decapitatey Wayne Peterson: Win.
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    Image of gold_gato gold_gato
    12/18/08

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy loves Decapitatey Wayne Peterson: Purrfect.
     Reply
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    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    12/18/08

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy loves Decapitatey Wayne Peterson: What is that from? I love it.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    12/18/08

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy loves Decapitatey Wayne Peterson: Can that count as a COTD?
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    12/18/08

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy loves Decapitatey Wayne Peterson: Yes, please tell me what that's from?
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    12/18/08

    @Uncommon Whore: It's from the movie "Mean Girls."
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    Image of andheartss haz it andheartss haz it
    12/18/08

    @Samanthrax: MEAN GIRLS!
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    andheartss haz it was starred andheartss haz it was unstarred
    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    12/18/08

    @andheartss nom noms cold hearts: I am going to pretend it's footage from a dull awards show and some ninny on stage was making an incoherent and poorly worded speech about hard work, god, etc.
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