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    Tony Danza Is Sinatra Obsessed • Playboy Apologizes For "Sexy" Virgin Mary Cover

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    Image of CrossWord CrossWord
    12/15/08

    In reply to Tony Danza Is Sinatra Obsessed • Playboy Apologizes For "Sexy" Virgin Mary Cover
    I tell ya. The people at PetCo were all "This purple and orange paisely pup goes with eh-vree-thang," and I was all, "I just don't know!" and they were all "DO IT!" So I was all "Okay!" and then I got the thing home and what do you know -- it totally didn't go with my red, pink, and turquoise space dyed pillow shams! Obviously, the dog had to go!!
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    12/15/08

    In reply to Tony Danza Is Sinatra Obsessed • Playboy Apologizes For "Sexy" Virgin Mary Cover
    Those dog owners deserve to be shot in the fucking face.
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    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    12/15/08

    @aubonpam: Uhhh, no. That's a bit much. Just a tad.


    People who think they really want a dog should just foster. That way, you get to have a dog, but once you tired, you can give it back or the dog gets adopted. It's like shopping with a great return policy. (Yes, I totally Elle-Woods that analogy)

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    Image of Jamie Sommers Jamie Sommers
    12/15/08

    In reply to Tony Danza Is Sinatra Obsessed • Playboy Apologizes For "Sexy" Virgin Mary Cover
    Remember that Playboy Mexico cover that featured a sexy Virgin Mary? The U.S. Playboy headquarters apologized on Friday


    I'm guessing they issued the Douchebag Nonpology, i.e. "I'm sorry if you were offended."

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    12/15/08

    In reply to Tony Danza Is Sinatra Obsessed • Playboy Apologizes For "Sexy" Virgin Mary Cover
    To British kids, Simon Cowell is more famous than god. That's kind of like my friend's sister who was watching the super bowl with me that time, asked me who that old guy was on stage, and when I said "Paul McCartney", she said "whooo's THAT? couldn't they have gotten someone more FAMOUS??"


    (she was 19)

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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    12/16/08

    @vamusical: that makes me want to cry
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    12/15/08

    In reply to Tony Danza Is Sinatra Obsessed • Playboy Apologizes For "Sexy" Virgin Mary Cover
    "The best chance of "reeling-in" an unmarried father and building the foundations for a stable family life are the critical months of pregnancy, says new research from the University of Maryland."


    Assuming that you WANT him there.

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    Image of schlegs84 schlegs84
    12/15/08

    In reply to Tony Danza Is Sinatra Obsessed • Playboy Apologizes For "Sexy" Virgin Mary Cover
    Really? Because my dog puked in my shoes and it only took me fifteen minutes to realize that meant I had definitely picked the right one.


    This is why people need to chant "A dog is a living creature" over and over for a week before they're allowed a puppeh.

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    Image of mrsryan mrsryan
    12/15/08

    In reply to Tony Danza Is Sinatra Obsessed • Playboy Apologizes For "Sexy" Virgin Mary Cover
    Well, I'd already "reeled in" my husband before we got pregnant, but what surprises me are the low expectations that many people have for an expectant father. Almost that they need to be dragged or tricked into participating in the prenatal experience. Anything my husband does is glorious in the eyes of the ob/gyn nurses, even when he just shows up for an appointment and listens.
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    Image of onthecornerofparkerandwoolf onthecornerofparkerandwoolf
    12/15/08

    @mrsryan: a girlfriend of mine just had a baby, and in her blog she keeps gushing about how her husband changes the baby's diaper, gets up to feed him in the middle of the night, etc. isn't that called being a father? i'm hoping it's just mushy pregnancy hormones because...if my husband knocked me up, he'd BETTER help out with the kid. just sayin'.
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    12/15/08

    In reply to Tony Danza Is Sinatra Obsessed • Playboy Apologizes For "Sexy" Virgin Mary Cover
    I used to work in a vet's office, and some of the situations I witnessed there were absolutely terrible. One of the hard truths that vets have to learn, especially in 24-hour emergency clinics, is that people will bring in perfectly healthy animals and demand that they be put down.


    I got chewed out once for trying to convince an owner to put her cat in the shelter rather than have us put it down. People make me sick.

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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    12/15/08

    In reply to Tony Danza Is Sinatra Obsessed • Playboy Apologizes For "Sexy" Virgin Mary Cover
    A poll of English children found that they believe Simon Cowell to be more famous than God and that they would like to ban divorce.


    What is this, Random Facts about English Kids Day? If you want to give me a fact, tell me how to HAVE a kid with that accent without having to go to all the trouble of raising him over there. Please?

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    Image of chatterboxwriting chatterboxwriting
    12/15/08

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy loves Decapitatey Wayne Peterson: Thanks for the vid! It made me crack up. I love how, the more the older brother hurts, the more Charlie laughs and smiles. And also, how even though the older kid knew Charlie would bite him, he stuck his finger back in his mouth for a second go-round. Gotta love kids.
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    Image of annewithaneee annewithaneee
    12/15/08

    In reply to Tony Danza Is Sinatra Obsessed • Playboy Apologizes For "Sexy" Virgin Mary Cover
    When will people realize that pets are people too? They are like toddlers and look to their "person" for all the basics. If you aren't willing to put in the time, patience, love and discipline that a dog needs, don't get a damn dog!
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    Image of Penny_Esq Penny_Esq
    12/15/08

    @annewithaneee is colder than a...: Word. As the woman quoted in the article says, "Dogs are for life, not just for Christmas."
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    Image of hortense hortense
    12/15/08

    In reply to Tony Danza Is Sinatra Obsessed • Playboy Apologizes For "Sexy" Virgin Mary Cover
    I saw "Tony Danza" and "Playboy" and got very confused for a second there.
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    12/15/08

    @hortense: I read "Tony Danza is Sinatra Obsessed Playboy," and was all agog at that image, then read closer. Apparently, I am not the only one.
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    Image of my cousin is an ape my cousin is an ape
    12/15/08

    In reply to Tony Danza Is Sinatra Obsessed • Playboy Apologizes For "Sexy" Virgin Mary Cover
    If your dog doesn't match your sofa, you may want to consider a brindle dog. Their coat matches almost anything.
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    Image of schlegs84 schlegs84
    12/15/08

    @my cousin is an ape: or get them a sweater?
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    Image of mrsryan mrsryan
    12/15/08

    @schlegs84: Great minds, great sweaters.
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    Image of schlegs84 schlegs84
    12/15/08

    @mrsryan: word.
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    Image of beastybeatsy beastybeatsy
    12/15/08

    In reply to Tony Danza Is Sinatra Obsessed • Playboy Apologizes For "Sexy" Virgin Mary Cover
    Those dog-abandoners make be embarrassed to be British. And I wonder how old the kids who were polled were...
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    Image of PinkSoxHat PinkSoxHat
    12/15/08

    @beastybeatsy: It's not a distinctly British phenomenon. In the US people come up with crazy excuses, but in this climate it generally boils down to "I'm losing my home or can't afford to care for this dog and it breaks my heart, but I'm too embarrassed to tell you that."
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    Image of BluebellaElliot BluebellaElliot
    12/15/08

    @beastybeatsy: If they were just littlies, I think it's kinda sweet that they want divorce banned. You know, mum and dad have to stay together now forever!!
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    Image of AvocadoGills: purveyor of kinky fish porn AvocadoGills: purveyor of kinky fish porn
    12/15/08

    @PinkSoxHat: I certainly can't speak for the whole country, but in the small town vet's office where I used to work, I found it was frequently the poorer owners who would sacrifice more to save their animals. One client was losing his home, and yet still spent hundreds (thousands?) of dollars trying to save his beloved dog. It was the richer clients who generally complained more about every single bill.


    Of course, I don't mean to generalize. We got some pretty amazing and pretty awful representatives from all income brackets.

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    Image of Penny_Esq Penny_Esq
    12/15/08

    @NakedGills: For serious. There was an article in Willamette Week, the local alt paper here in Portland, about the economy's effect on pet owners, and a lot of it centered on a woman who was shelling out hundreds of dollars every month for her dog while working two low-wage jobs and couch surfing.


    [wweek.com]


    @PinkSoxHat: At the shelter I volunteer at, most owners are turning over pets because they've lost jobs and can't pay for their care, or they've lost their homes and can't take their pets into the rental properties they have to move to. It's a damn good thing they don't let volunteers do intake, though, because if someone came through those doors with a precious animal and relinquished it to the shelter because it didn't match the furniture? I would cut a bitch.

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    12/15/08

    In reply to Tony Danza Is Sinatra Obsessed • Playboy Apologizes For "Sexy" Virgin Mary Cover
    Maybe I'm just a strange person, but "looks evil and has different colored eyes-just like David Bowie" would convince me to take a dog home! How sweet would that be?
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    Image of chatterboxwriting chatterboxwriting
    12/15/08

    @farmersdaughter: I have different colored eyes, but no one wants to adopt ME!
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    Image of Mr. Mittens (né nodoubt9203) Mr. Mittens (né nodoubt9203)
    12/15/08

    @farmersdaughter: i'd name it Starman :)
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    12/15/08

    In reply to Tony Danza Is Sinatra Obsessed • Playboy Apologizes For "Sexy" Virgin Mary Cover
    ...what are the odds that this Sinatra guy was actually stalking Tony Danza because he thought he used to be Tony Danza?!
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